Chapter 917 (I Am Ren Yao!)
Chapter 917 (I Am Ren Yao!)
In Baldie's heart floated an expletive.
It had nurtured its eye for so many years, and yet...
It was crushed by itself and even cooked, resembling a fried egg. Moreover, it became a subject of mockery by five women.
Looking at them, it seemed like they were about to die from laughter.
Dying from laughter isn't that easy!
You must pay the price!!!
However, just as Baldie prepared to attack, the five women unexpectedly rushed over.
This made Baldie shift from offence to defence.
'Trying to ambush me? Impossible, you underestimated me!
But...
These five women!
Actually!
Actually insulted me!!!'
"Really none left." Kai Yun stared intently and then whispered, even flicking it with her finger.
Qing Yutong patted the bald head, saying, "This bald head is really shiny, a bit reflective."
"The leg hair is real."
"So, is this person male or female?"
"Well... can't tell."
"Since it's unclear, let's call them a shemale."
"That's right, neither male nor female, just a shemale." Kai Yun stroked her chin and said solemnly.
Baldie felt like everything was falling apart. For the first time it encountered such a situation, these people were observing it so closely, and that little girl even flicked it!
She actually flicked it!
Can you endure this? Obviously not!
So, I want blood for blood!
"What's your name?" Qing Yutong curiously asked.
"I'm Ren Yao." Ren Yao blurted out reflexively, but after saying it, it felt like something was wrong. Why did it tell them its name?!
They are its enemies! It wants to crush their bodies and make them understand that making fun of someone comes at a cost!
Fight! You bunch of losers!
Ren Yao?
Hearing such a name, the five women confirmed their thoughts. Indeed, it was a shemale. [The name Rényáo is a gender-neutral name in Chinese. Rén: Kindness, benevolence, humanity and Yáo: Beautiful, elegant; a common surname.]
"Why aren't you wearing clothes? It's impolite to be bare like that." Kai Yun pursed her lips, looking like she disapproved of someone who wasn't cultured.
The other four also gave disdainful looks, revealing its exhibitionism.
'I'm not impolite!'
Hearing such words, Ren Yao was almost driven crazy. 'Who's impolite here? Is it polite to stare at someone like you do?! Moreover, who emerges from the lava with clothes on? Can't you have some common sense?'
'It seems I have to make you understand what common sense is!'
"Hey, where are you from? Why did you appear here?" Curiously, Ye Zizi asked. This person could make her laugh a bit, so there was still some goodwill, after all, it was a funny character.
Ren Yao decided not to answer. 'I, Ren Yao, also have some face. If you demand me to speak, and I speak. Isn't that embarrassing?'
Seeing Ren Yao not speaking, Kai Yun murmured, "Turns out to be an orphan."
Ren Yao: "....."
'An orphan? Your whole family is an orphan! Which eye did you use to see that I'm an orphan?!
It seems I have to teach you how to behave with my fists!'
"Banner Master, you can't say others are orphans; it's very impolite." Yue Hua began to teach carefully.
"Oh, I see."
'Humph! You now realise your mistake, but it's too late. You will die under my fists, trembling souls, unredeemable!;
Yue Hua sighed lightly, "It has trained until it's bald, indicating it is very diligent."
Bald?
Ren Yao felt its whole body trembling. 'I just haven't grown it yet; which eye did you use to see that I'm bald?!'
'Come on, let's have a verbal battle!'
"Isn't it just Mediterranean?" Brittany said casually.
'What's Mediterranean?' Ren Yao felt curious.
Seeing Ren Yao's curiosity, Qing Yutong patiently explained the meaning of Mediterranean. [It's a play on words where the Dì in Dìzhōnghǎi (Mediterranean) sounds similar to the word for "bald" in Chinese, creating a pun.]
Ren Yao felt like it was going crazy. 'How did they have such a mindset, still teasing me like this? Don't they know how powerful my fists are? I might punch a hole in your stomach and leave it unfilled.'
'Do you fear or not?'
"Quick, look! The crushed eyes should be placed in the middle." Ye Zizi pointed at Ren Yao's forehead.
Qing Yutong sighed lightly, "You're really careless, smashing your own egg."
"No, actually it's roasting your own egg. Why bother?" Qing Yutong patted Ren Yao's shoulder, showing a kind of pain that ordinary people couldn't bear.
"Yeah, such a beautiful egg, and it's broken like this." Kai Yun also sighed with regret.
Listening to the five women lamenting beside it, Ren Yao was a bit emotional. 'I've raised the egg for so long…'
'Wait! When did it become an egg? Clearly, it's an eye, okay?'
'These women who bring chaos to the rhythm, I will let them know how big, thick, and powerful my fists are!'
"It's crying..." Brittany said in a low voice.
"Ah!" Yue Hua exclaimed.
The five women directly looked into Ren Yao's eyes, which were filled with watery tears.
Ren Yao's inner world was about to explode. 'You guys are making things up!'
'I, Ren Yao, have never lowered my head or shed tears... But thinking about my precious egg…'
Ren Yao's heartache was real.
"Next time, be more careful. If the showing off fails, you're just being foolish. If it succeeds, then you're awesome," Ye Zizi said attentively. 'Today's performance was quite foolish, though you made a mistake, it can't be denied that it made me laugh…'
'So, you were quite successful.'
"Do you want to learn how to show off?" Qing Yutong shook her eyebrows, a look of "I'll be your big sister, and I'll teach you how to show off."
Ren Yao was shocked. 'I, Ren Yao, have been showing off my whole life. Do I need you to teach me? Today was just a mistake; if you have the guts, let me do it again, I guarantee you'll be amazed.'
Kai Yun said coyly, "Rest assured, follow us, and you'll be our little brother."
"....."
'Only if I'm sick would I join you. Today, I, Ren Yao, will eliminate you all and wash away this disgrace.'
"What unit are you from?" Brittany curiously asked.
'What unit???'
Ren Yao was puzzled.
Ye Zizi hummed, "Old lady, don't use such advanced vocabulary; he won't understand." [Probably means its gender.]
Ren Yao's face suddenly darkened. 'They are looking down on me again, saying that I, Ren Yao, don't understand!'
'How is that possible! It's just a unit! What's a unit?'
Yue Hua intervened, "Alright, alright, let's not talk so much. Haven't you seen that Comrade Ren Yao seems angry."
'Hehe, you do have some insight. You even noticed that I'm angry. Later, I'll leave you a complete corpse.'
"Generally, only petty people get angry," Kai Yun said, pouting.
'Damn it! She actually said I, Ren Yao, am petty!'
'Am I that kind of person? I, Ren Yao, have a broad mind, can I get angry over such a small matter?'
'Absolutely impossible!'
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