Chapter 329: This Guy Must Be Crazy!
Chapter 329: This Guy Must Be Crazy!
Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio
Xu Que summoned a huge pot from thin air and with a large clanging noise, placed it on the barbecue rack. He began by pouring peanut oil into it.
He didn't forget to add, "this oil is the oil used exclusively by the Exploding Heavens Faction. It doesn't have any added preservatives and has been created naturally. It is non-GMO and one bottle is as good as five."
Swish!
Under everyone's shocked eyes, he brought his fingers together and squeezed out a magic code. The Fire Element steam became flames and rapidly rose up under the pot.
Boom!
The flames quickly brought the temperature of the oil pot up as the oil started to sizzle, and gradually boiled!
Buttface was a little amazed as he said in shock, "lad, can you really create a smelly yet delicious dish? Young people can't brag, this is a bad habit!"
"What do you know about smelly and delicious food? I can make a hundred different types of them in minutes!" Xu Que glared at Buttface, laughing without any care.
Buttface glared, about to say something.
However, by the side, Second Prince laughed out loud. He shook his head and said, "Xu Que, if you admit defeat now, you won't have to kowtow to me, you will just have to barbecue chicken wings for the commoners for free for the next three years!"
At this time, he still hadn't forgotten about winning the people's hearts and imprinting an image of himself as a hero within their minds.
Moreover, to have Xu Que voluntarily admit that he was wrong would give him the greatest satisfaction!
Xu Que was calm instead as he shrugged and said, "Second Fatty, you better worry about the conditions I will lay out later. They will make you want to die!"
Second… Second Fatty?
Everyone started sweating upon hearing the name that Xu Que had called the Second Prince.
Indeed he must have balls of steel. Wasn't he afraid that the Second Prince would take revenge?
No one believed that Xu Que would win.
After all, from how they saw it, smelly and delicious didn't go together.
"Lad, just admit defeat!" An old man couldn't resist telling Xu Que.
Even though admitting defeat was losing face, at least he could still retain a shred of dignity. If he just lost, it would be utterly embarrassing to kneel and kowtow to the Second Prince!
"Master, I have dragged you down!"
The woman beside the stall was incredibly sorry—if Xu Que hadn't taught her barbecue chicken wings, he wouldn't be in this state!
Buttface on the other hand was overjoyed. Leaning against the stall, he was chewing on a chicken wing, incredibly free!
"Lad, you can't win this, smelly and delicious really cannot co-exist… however with this oil that you are cooking now, I can guess what your intentions are! Everyone stand back, he must be intending to splash the hot oil on you all to chase everyone away!"
Buttface wore an incredibly cocky expression as if he had seen through Xu Que.
After spending the past span of time together, Buttface thought he knew exactly who Xu Que was as a person.
Trickery!
He relies solely on trickery!
Buttface felt that the longest road that he had ever taken in his life was the trickery that Xu Que had subjected him to.
Hence, he immediately put his guard up upon seeing Xu Que cooking the pot of boiling oil. He thought that he had seen Xu Que's trick clearly with his titanium eyes.
Upon hearing Buttface's words, everyone's faces turned pale and they stepped back involuntarily.
Xu Que's face was filled with contempt. "Buttface, do not assume everyone is as shameless as you to use such tricks! Plus, who said smelly and delicious cannot co-exist? Look at me, I am the best example of intelligence and handsomeness co-existing, how can smelly and delicious not?"
"Bullsh*t, intelligence and handsomeness, no one can beat me in those!" Buttface said confidently.
Everyone ignored him.
Second Prince laughed but didn't say a word. His eyes were filled with mirth as he looked at Xu Que and said, "Xu Que, your oil has boiled, are you not putting in the ingredients?"
"No rush, the heat isn't there yet!" Xu Que smiled.
Everyone couldn't help but shudder, retreating back another few steps!
Third Prince, seventh princess and the rest knitted their brows too.
Could this fellow really intend to splash Second Prince with the hot oil?
If this is the case, he is too stupid!
How can hot oil hurt someone like me?
Currying favor!
The Third Prince shook his head in disappointment as he looked towards the Seventh Princess and said, "Seventh Princess, I think you are wrong this time, this guy is a lunatic!"
"We cannot say until the last moment, brother. Just wait and see!" Seventh Princess said softly as she looked at Xu Que calmly.
It didn't matter to her if she had been wrong or not. She only wanted an outcome. If the youth in front of her did indeed have real powers, it wouldn't be too late to rope him in.
If he was useless, then Second Prince would deal with him.
…
"Lad, stop wasting your time, use this time to barbecue a few more chicken wings for me."
Buttface had eaten all the chicken wings and still wasn't satisfied.
Xu Que glanced over at Buttface and said with a smile, "Buttface, you have eaten over 30 sets of chicken wings altogether, rounding them off, that is around 100 sets, you owe me 12,000 taels. If you cannot procure the money later, wait and see how I deal with you!"
"Damn!" Buttface was furious as he retorted angrily, "Lad, did you learn your math in a dojo? Since when have I eaten your chicken wings? Do not malign a good person!"
Gulu gulu…
At this moment, the oil in the pot started boiling and making noises.
Xu Que stopped arguing with Buttface as he took out a bag of smelly tofu from the system, throwing them into the oil without hesitation!
Sizzle, sizzle!
A ball of white foam appeared within the pot of oil and what followed was a waft of smelliness.
Everyone's faces changed color immediately. They covered their noses and retreated back together like the tide!
At the same time, horrifying sounds could be heard!
The most intense and scariest moment of the smell of the stinky tofu was when it was first placed into the pot. That unbeatable smell exploded in an instant and the smell was just…
"This lad is crazy!"
"Damn it, he is a lunatic!"
"Cooking sh*t in front of everyone!"
"Everyone, run! Damn it, I have underestimated his shamelessness, it's too scary! Too scary! Too scary…" Buttface shouted 'too scary' three times before blending into the crowd, retreating quickly!
Second Prince retreated under the escort of his guards, covering his nose. His face was ashen.
Third Prince, Seventh Princess and the rest retreated too, shock written on their faces!
"This is ridiculous, he is using such dirty tricks!"
"Shameless, despicable!"
"I do not understand, how would he have sh*t with him, and an entire bag!"
"This fellow is a lunatic!"
"That's right, he must be a lunatic! What normal person would carry a bag of sh*t around everywhere?"
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