Chapter 314: Five Elements Mountain?
Chapter 314: Five Elements Mountain?
Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio
Xu Que twitched his mouth uncontrollably.
In reality, He had been casually shouting to ask if any 'salted fish' wanted to get into his car. It was just a part of his daily routine of acting tough.
What was required for acting tough? Excellent manners, the ability to be calm in any situation and more importantly, the ability to shoot one's mouth off by bragging!
Therefore, he had never really had the intention of letting anyone into his car!
He hadn't expected this dog to be so incredibly shameless. Just a moment ago, the husky had been gloating and shouting for everyone to target Xu Que, but the instant he heard he could get into the car, he had just brazenly hopped inside!
"666," said Er Ha with a wink, his attitude eager-to-please. Xu Que felt speechless for a moment, when he realised he was unable to flare up at that dog.
"Young man, a man must keep his promise," said the husky, staring at Xu Que. "You said shouting '666' would allow me to get into the car. This deity has done exactly what you have said and definitely won't get back out again!"
Xu Que rolled his eyes and said, "I asked if there was any salted fish wanting to get into the car. What business does that have to do with a fucking dog?"
The husky immediately replied in a confident tone, "coincidentally, this deity's second reincarnation happens to be a salted fish! Also, this deity is now a handsome wolf, not a dog!"
Once again, Xu Que could find no words to rebut the husky and simply shook his head. He also realised that he had not yet figured out the position of the Imperial Tombs of the Metal Nation, so he gave up the thought of chasing the dog away.
Besides, it was truly rare that he had encountered such a shameless husky in the Cultivation World. It was certainly the work of fate!
"Since you insist on getting into the car, fine. Just show me the way to the Imperial Tombs, we'll go there for sightseeing!"
He stepped on the accelerator and sped forward.
This time, the husky did not brag or exaggerate, as he really did know the way to the Imperial Tombs. He stretched out his paw and pointed in a certain direction. With a proud tone, he said, "follow this mountainous path. Long ago, this deity dug a cave in the Imperial Tombs, it's definitely still there!"
Xu Que's eyebrows knitted together. "Damn it, I'm not going to use a dog hole!"
"Fuck, this deity is not a dog!"
The husky bared his teeth at Xu Que, angered. If he hadn't been worried about the Sword Spirit, he would have bitten Xu Que right away.
"Rest assured, I understand you," A wide grin appeared on Xu Que's face. "As the saying goes, a husky that doesn't want to be a wolf is not a good husky!"
"What husky? This deity is named the Mighty King, I'm the Des …"
"No, no, no, you need to be merciful with your mouth and not insult the Dragon Clan, okay?" expressed Xu Que with distaste. "Speaking of which, I'm the real Descendant of the Dragon!"
The husky was disgruntled. He kept staring at Xu Que, as if he was considering whether or not it would be worth the risk to give Xu Que a few bites, which would certainly incur the Sword Spirit's wrath.
Boom!
Instantaneously, a terrifying sword spell hit the ground next to the car. The ground, although originally intact, instantly became a giant pit, with gravel and soil splattering all over the place.
Xu Que immediately wound up the car windows and snorted. "This group of small flies is still daring to give chase. They are forcing me to kill them!"
As he spoke, killing intent radiated from him.
The husky was, however, happy to see that. "Young man, I've already told you. You need to release that Sword Spirit. But once the Sword Spirit emerges, you'll need to kill everyone. Otherwise, if news of the Sword Spirit were to be leaked, those old freaks in seclusion will come after you. And when all those cultivators with Form Synthesis Stage and Crossing Calamity Stage show up, you'll be finished."
"What Form Synthesis Stage and Crossing Calamity Stage?" said an indifferent Xu Que. "There isn't any Void Training Stage cultivator within the five nations right? How would these people from beyond the five nations be stronger?"
The husky burst into laughter. "Ha, ha, young man, you really are inexperienced and ignorant! Tsk, tsk, a frog in a well. However, this is a small place after all, no wonder you didn't know. A mere five nations is just like a remote village—it can't be compared to a mountain in the vast Cultivation World."
"Ha, you sound like you have actually seen the outside world. So these five nations are only a mountain? Do you dare to keep bragging? You weird dog, claiming to be the super mighty descendant of the Magic Dragon… weren't you trapped inside an inconspicuous Sword Catacomb? Yet you still have the nerve to say you are formidable?"
Xu Que was actually glad. If the five nations that had covered such a vast territory were like a mountain, how gigantic would the entire world beyond be?
This was unimaginable!
Although Xu Que had already accepted the fact that this was a magical and mysterious world of cultivation, his understanding of this world was still limited.
This was clearly a world with five nations. But yet… the husky described it as if it was as small as a mountain. Xu Que found that hard to accept and understand.
The husky wore a complacent expression. He seemed as though he had finally found a sense of superiority that he could show off in front of Xu Que!
The proud dog waved in an inscrutable manner. When he laughed, his eyes formed the shape of a crescent. "This deity has gone through six life times and knows everything. For example, long ago, the five nations were said to be a Five Elements Mountain. It was actually a magic weapon of a Supreme Existence used for suppressing a certain creature!"
Screech!
Suddenly, the car came to sudden stop.
Fuck!
Five Elements Mountain?
Any earthling of Chinese descent would most probably be boiling with excitement if they heard these three words.
The same goes to Xu Que. When he heard the words 'Five Elements Mountain' and 'suppressing a certain creature', he instantly felt all his hairs stand up on end.
The husky had not fastened his seat belt. That sudden brake caused him to nearly hit the windscreen. It was lucky that he had held out his mighty tongue to break the impact, as he didn't want the windscreen to be smashed to smithereens.
However, the accident could not stop his rage. He stared at Xu Que and reprimanded, "damn, are you trying to murder this deity?"
Xu Que still wore an expression of disbelief and was still in shock.
"Five Elements Mountain? You said that the five nations are the Five Elements Mountain? Fuck, if so, the creature that is being supressed will be the Monkey King! Your bragging is outrageous!"
"Damn, this deity never boasts," said the husky in a confident tone. "I saw this from an ancient book of records. But it didn't specify the kind of creature that was being suppressed. You rascal, don't make up any stories to deceive this deity. This deity will not be taken in!"
Xu Que felt that maybe he really had overthought it. It was the Five Elements Mountain, which might not necessarily refer to the Mountain of Five Fingers. And the magic weapon… i might just be a coincidence.
What's more, if there really was actually a Monkey King, it would be impossible for no one to have heard of that name.
Damn it, I almost thought that I had travelled to the story of Journey to the West, he thought. Fuck!
"What else is written in that ancient book?" asked Xu Que, who started the car again.
The husky shook his head. "Secrets of heavens should not be divulged!"
"Get out of the car, now!"
"666!"
"I want you out of the car, why are you shouting 666?"
"This deity doesn't care. You said it yourself, as long as one shouts 666, one can get into the car."