Chapter 333 - Chapter 333: Bunch!(2)
Chapter 333: Bunch!(2)
Translator: 549690339
Smelling the fragrance, Rosie drooled…No, it had already begun to drip…
“But you’re in pain. You didn’t expect that, did you? How can you be so arrogant?”
Kyle endured the pain and was still stubborn.”The pain is only temporary. This god is immortal. No matter how badly injured I am, I can recover in an instant.”
Ji Ruo was stunned for a moment. He and Ji Xiaoxiao looked at each other and their eyes lit up at the same time.
“Undying? And a very strong self-healing ability?”
“Hmph, are you afraid? It’s useless even if your current strength is stronger than mine. I’ll exhaust you to death! When you guys are exhausted, this god will eat-huff!
Ji Ruo brandished his sword and used his Zhen Yuan to lift up the pig’s hind leg. He smiled and said,””Rosie, looks like you’re going to have a big meal today.”
Rosie’s eyes lit up. Master is so nice!”
Ji Ruo’s palm was like smoke and mist, and it was as light as a feather.
‘ Human World, Smoked Ham!”
The ‘Human World’ palm technique was grounded. Although its attack power was not weak, its main usage was still cooking.
After all, food was the most important thing in the human world! The pig’s hind leg instantly turned into a piece of smoked meat.
“Come on, Rosie, how’s the ham?”
Luo Qian thanked Ji Ruo once again, then excitedly hugged the huge ham that was almost 40 to 50 times larger than her body and began to bite.
“How dare you- I’
Kyle’s eyes were about to pop out.
“You’re allowed to eat people, but no one is allowed to eat you?” Ji Ruo said with a smile. How dare they not cooperate with the director’s team when they were just ingredients?”
Kyle’s six eyes were red and he glared at Ji Ruo.
The missing pig hind leg was rapidly recovering due to the characteristic of believing in the divine dao.
“It’s good that you don’t cooperate. I’m afraid that Rosie will be able to have a full meal today.”
Kyle was furious, but he didn’t say anything else. Instead, he stared coldly at Ji Ruo’s handsome face, as if he wanted to carve that handsome face into his divine persona and never forget it.
This time, he admitted defeat. If he wanted to eat, he would eat. Anyway, he would not feel anything other than pain.
Death?
Unless all the people in Rouen Town died in an instant, he would not die at all!
It was common sense that one’s body shape determined one’s appetite.
Even if all these humans were added together, they wouldn’t be able to eat much. They probably wouldn’t be able to finish a leg. When they were full, they wouldn’t be able to do anything to him…
As Kyle thought of this, the three pig heads sneered.
As an immortal god, he…
“Meow -(Delicious!)” Luo Qian licked her lips and said expectantly, ‘ ‘”Meow -(Master, one more!)
Kyle:
Finished eating just like that? Where was the f * cking bone?
Do cats even eat bones?
The pain from his severed limb hit him again, and Kyle screamed again.
He admitted that he had underestimated his enemy, especially this cat. It was so small that it was not even enough to fill the gaps between his teeth. How could it eat so much?!
Was this cat also a god?
‘ He ” sensed again and concentrated fully, but he still didn’t find anything. It seemed that it was indeed an ordinary creature…
“I’ll let you eat another… Two! I don’t believe you can keep eating!”
Kyle swore in his heart that he would never forget the humiliation he had suffered today!
It was just a few legs. He could afford to lose them. As long as his faith was not destroyed, the gods would not die. He was not afraid at all!
Kyle thought, or rather, comforted himself.
His power was crushed, and his body was turned into food. If he couldn’t even feed the humans and the cat, he would be too ashamed to be a god. No matter what, he had to win!
At this moment, Kyle had no intention of resisting at all. If he could escape now, he would definitely run far away and never…Ahem, he couldn’t come back in a few decades. The lifespan of humans was not long, and he could afford to waste it!
Kyle closed his six eyes and endured it silently. After this, he probably wouldn’t want to eat meat for a long time. Although he had only lost two legs, he was already traumatized. He would need a lifetime to heal himself in these few short minutes.
There was a thought that had been comforting him. After today, he must run with all his might, because as long as he left this group of humans, no matter where he went, his legs would not be far away from him.
Every time he lost a leg, he would be one step closer to victory!
Good luck! Kyle! Hold on! Perseverance was victory!
He silently encouraged himself in his heart. As he fought, his heart gradually became calm.
However-
When Rosie finished the third, fourth, and fifth pig thigh, Kyle began to panic.
After that, Rosie was not satisfied with eating only one thigh at a time. Then, Ji Ruo started to cut the ‘half a pig’ in a doting manner. Kyle became anxious.
“Respected human, respected human!”
When Kyle lost half of his body for the second time, he finally couldn’t help but say,””What did you say you wanted me to do? Filming? Let’s start now, I…No, I… No, Piglet is absolutely obedient!”
Ji Ruo chuckled and turned a deaf ear.
Rosie ate faster and faster. It was so small, but it was like a bottomless pit. No matter how much pork she put in, she could not fill it up.
In less than an hour, he had eaten more than a hundred tons of meat…Now, the whole cat could no longer be seen. All that could be seen was a petite black shadow flying through the pork. Not even the bones were left behind.
“Director! Director!” Kyle struggled crazily. He finally remembered how Ji Xiaoxiao had addressed him earlier and said anxiously,””l beg you, Director, please give me a chance! I want to act! I want to be an actress!
Even in my dreams! Really!”
Ji Xiaoxiao looked up at Ji Ruo.
Ji Ruo said cheerfully,”There’s no rush in acting. You have to eat your fill in filming, right?” My cute pet is not full yet.”
Kyle was so anxious that he cried. Large tears fell like rain onto the ground. “Your cat can’t eat enough!”
Whether it was before or after becoming a god, this was the first time he had cried since he could remember…Was this the punishment that a god deserved?
He had even begun to think. After this, he would definitely kill all the humans in Rouen Town!
Whoever wanted to be a god could be one! Anyway, he didn’t want to. Now he just wanted to die peacefully!
Humans were too terrifying! Cats were too scary!
Faith was too terrifying…
Seeing this, Ji Ruo also felt that it was about time. After all, ‘this episode’ could only be filmed at night. How long would a night last? He couldn’t really eat until tomorrow night, right?
However, when he saw Luo Qian’s unprecedentedly happy look and the increasingly bright red scarf around her neck, Ji Ruo felt a little heartache. Luo Qian had only had a few full meals with him…lt wasn’t easy to encounter such an opportunity to eat to his heart’s content. He definitely had to let the little fellow eat more!
Ji Ruo thought for a moment, then suddenly took out a pen and drew a crooked watch on his wrist. He looked at the still time on it and smiled.”What you said does make some sense…How about this, we’ll eat for another two hours, and then we’ll start filming…”
“Thank you! Thank you, director. Thank you, director, for giving me this opportunity. Thank you very much!!!”
Although he would be eaten for another two hours, at least there was hope!
There was finally hope!
Kyle was as excited as a child waiting for class to end.
However, he didn’t notice that Ji Ruo suddenly froze before he could finish speaking, and his expression became extremely strange.
Because…
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