Chapter 175 - Chapter 175: Teaching 1
Chapter 175: Teaching 1
Translator: 549690339
Chen MO brought the confinement room back underground.
“Hmph hmph hmph I’ve made a new friend Lalala
He looked at the little finger that he had hooked with Ji Ruo just now and was delighted no matter how he looked at it.
However, a moment later.
Chen Mo’s face suddenly darkened.
“Pull the hook? Bah! A trick to trick a child. Yours Truly had lived for so many years. Would he fall for it? Bullsh * t! Yours Truly did not need any friends.
Yours Truly wanted to take in underlings and swear a blood oath!
I want to be the boss!”
Chen MO looked at the door of the detention room that had never been closed and smiled sinisterly.
“Soon, this young master will be able to leave. Dog Chen Zai, just you wait!”
After laughing sinisterly for a while, Chen MO rubbed his stiff cheeks and took out his half-finished identity card. He scratched his head and said, ‘”What exactly went wrong? Why can’t I use my identity card?”
After some thought, Chen MO hooked the semi-finished ID card with his little finger and whispered, “”Pull the hook and hang yourself. You’re not allowed to change for a hundred years…Hehe, this is fun.”
Ji Ruo greeted the dorm manager and returned to the dormitory.
“Jiruo, how is it? Has the matter been resolved?”Liang Shixian, who had already returned to the dormitory, asked.
“Yes, it’s solved.”
“It’s good that it’s resolved.” Liang Shixian didn’t ask further and said,””By the way, we’ve been fighting the ranking competition for the whole day today. Your words from before inspired them a lot. Our club’s performance today wasn’t bad…The biggest gain was that everyone would subconsciously think of ways to make use of the environmental conditions in the battlefield when they were fighting.
“There’s just one thing. Because everyone has an indelible fragrance of vegetables on them, we can’t hide ourselves well. As a result, we’re often discovered in advance when we ambush our opponents…”
Ji Ruo stayed in the detention room for half a day. The Spiced Spicy Hot
Dumpling did not stay idle either. It had been fighting the ranking battle.
Liang Shixian reported today’s battle situation to Ji Ruo. After Ji Ruo opened the door to a new world, the performance of the 16 dishes was very good. Although his thinking was still limited and couldn’t be compared to Ji Ruo’s, it was much better than before.
Although they lost more than they won, everyone gained something.
They had just entered the school for a few days, and they had only opened their meridians on the day they entered the school because of Ji Ruo.
The other clubs had yet to recruit new members, and it was already very good that the Spiced Spicy Hot Dumpling had a chance of winning.
After all, they were going to face the seniors of the First Martial Arts School.
Therefore, even though they had lost many times, the members of the Spiced and Spicy Group were still very enthusiastic. They were seniors!
“You lost so many times because of the smell of food?””You can expose yourself in an ambush?” Ji Ruo was surprised.”
Liang Shixian was stunned for a moment.” After all, the battlefield is a primitive environment. It’s too strange to suddenly have the smell of ‘fried meat with green peppers’ and ‘red braised meat’… “Why didn’t you use this as a condition to set up a trap?”
Liang Shixian was speechless.
” The simplest method is to smear the feces of the simulated demon creatures on your body,” Ji Ruo said.” Or you can lie in the feces and pretend to be feces.”
Under normal circumstances, demon beasts would only defecate within their territory. By analyzing the characteristics of the feces, not only could one roughly determine the demon beast that the feces came from, but one could also use the feces to hide themselves with the demon beast’s smell.
If he used this knowledge point in reverse, he would be able to ambush them.
If they were really in the wild and could rely on this method to obtain protection, it would be a little dirty, but if they could survive, who would care about this?”
“But…” ” The smell left behind by your palm technique can’t be completely covered by demon feces,” Liang Shixian said hesitantly. Using feces to cover up one’s own smell would make the smell of feces very strange!”
Liang Shixian had tried this method before, so he knew it so clearly.
“I know, but is there a problem?”Ji Ruo rolled her eyes. It was reasonable to have a stomach ache and poop with a strange taste, right?”
“Ah, this…” Liang Shixian was stunned.
” If you were really lying in poop all the time,” Ji Ruo reasoned,” class monitor, would you go and check the contents of the poop because the smell of a demon’s poop was not right?”
Liang Shixian thought for a moment and mumbled, “No, I won’t…”
“Then it’s settled!” Ji Ruo clapped his hands and said,” You have a strong smell on your body. The easiest way is to lie in your poop and use the smell of poop to cover most of your own smell.”
This way, when someone passed by him, he would suddenly burst out and catch the other party off guard…At the moment, the ranking battle was fought by the seniors. But no matter what seniors they were, they were still students. If you were really lying in poop, do you think they would come and pick you
To be honest, if it were you, would you be so bored as to do something?
The few battles that you told me just now, there were actually a few times where you didn’t have to lose. You could have won, but you couldn’t put down your face. What did you mean by losing on the verge of success because of the strong smell? Nonsense!
What if all of this was true? What if all of this did not happen in the simulated battlefield? Lying in poop or living, which one do you choose?”
Liang Shixian fell into deep thought. After a moment, he sighed and said, “Jiruo, you’re right. Our thinking is too limited.”
“Even if you can’t wash your face and lie in the poop, you can still use the plants in the forest to make a simple plate.”
Take some slightly suitable plants and pile them up so that they look like dishes from afar. Then, you guys hide in the trees beside them and wait for the opportunity to strike…Do you know how to sneak attack?”
Ji Ruo gave several examples in a row, and the more Liang Shixian listened, the more ashamed he became.
“Jiruo, how did you come up with so many ideas?”Liang Shixian said with admiration,” These methods are useful, but they almost all take advantage of people’s sense of shame…That’s right, we’re all still students. If we feel ashamed, our opponents won’t feel any better. Why didn’t I think of that.. “How simple is that?” Ji Ruo said nonchalantly,” Think of it as a plan. Isn’t it fine to think of it as a plan?”
I’m just making a simple plan. I won’t really do it.
Lying in poop or something, how dirty.”
Liang Shixian was speechless.
After saying so much, in the end, the last sentence from her was that she wouldn’t do that?
“Class monitor, why are you looking at me like that?””You think I can’t beat those seniors?” Ji Ruo asked in surprise. Only when they couldn’t win would they think of a way to play tricks! ”
Liang Shixian was speechless.
“Haha, I’m just joking. If there’s really no other way, there’s actually no problem with doing it this way…” Hmm, after everyone’s class tomorrow, we can continue with the ranking battles. I’ll personally lead them.”
Liang Shixian glanced at Ji Ruo, then directly made a group announcement in the Group chats, and at the same time, posted a few examples of Ji Ruo in the group.
After thinking about it, the people of Spiced Spicy Hot Dumpling were shocked by Ji Ruo’s plans that did not consider the face of the individual or the team at all. After thinking about it carefully, they responded like a flood.
In the next few days, Ji Ruo led the members of Spiced Spicy Hot Dumpling to spend all their spare time on the ranking competition.
Needless to say, that completely shameless fighting style had really made them famous.
Of course, the club members had to attend classes, so Ji Ruo would either play solo battles or chat with Chen MO when she was free.
He discovered something very strange. It seemed like there was no limit to the number of red flowers Chen MO could give him. Just Chen MO alone had given Ji Ruo more than ten red flowers in a few days.
During this process, Luo Qian also gradually became familiar with Chen Mo. Usually, when Ji Ruo brought the members to play in the simulation battle, this little guy would stay in Chen Mo’s confinement room and play with Chen Mo.
Luo Qian even became Chen Mo’s teacher, teaching him how to read and write.
“Aiya, why are you so stupid! I’m telling you, this word isn’t written like this!” Luo Qian slapped Chen Mo’s head in anger.
Unlike Ji Ruo, Luo Qian seemed to be able to interact with Chen MO normally.
This little guy would occasionally drool as he stared at Chen Mo’s body…
Chen MO, who had been slapped, chuckled. He was not angry and said,”l’m sorry, Teacher Rosie, I’m a big idiot. You’re a big cat, so can you teach me more carefully?”
“Alright, alright!” Luo Qian was delighted to be called teacher.