Chapter 750 - Master, Please Enjoy Me!
Chapter 750: Master, Please Enjoy Me!
Gu Qingye didn’t change much on the surface, but he was shouting crazily in his heart, “God, what made Grandma think that I’m bisexual?”
Seeing that he was silent, Old Madam Gu continued, “You don’t have a girlfriend or a boyfriend, but why did you go to a high-end custom-made sex shop to buy a uniform?”
Pu! Gu Qingye couldn’t stop it in time and spat out the soup.
“Grandma, what are you talking about?” Gu Qingye asked as he wiped his mouth.
At the mention of this, Old Madam Gu’s face turned red. “Actually, I asked you to come over for supper tonight because I wanted you to buy me a set too.”
Gu Qingye wondered if he was dreaming or if he was crazy when he heard that his grandmother wanted to buy a high-end custom-made sexy uniform. He felt uncomfortable.
Old Madam Gu said, “Don’t misunderstand. I’m definitely not wearing that kind of thing at my age. I just want to burn a set for my old man during the Zhongyuan Festival.”
Gu Qingye : “…”
He felt that his grandmother was really too up to date. She was already so old, but she was still so playful. Countless black lines landed on his forehead. Before Old Madam Gu married his grandfather, she had a marriage. Although it was difficult to remember someone who had been dead for so many years, he felt that it was better to let the other party go.
“Eh, that’s not right. The point is not what you bought it for, but why do you think I bought it in that kind of shop?” Gu Qingye suddenly reacted and asked.
Old Madam Gu said, “Because I read the shop’s slogan.”
As she spoke, Old Madam Gu even opened her phone and skillfully showed Gu Qingye the slogan of the shop in order to prove her words.
Gu Qingye saw a shop’s promotional slogan on the phone shopping app. “Pink rabbit ears, seductive fox tail, men’s sex underwear which don’t cause marks. Gu Qingye has used it and he likes it!”
Gu Qingye’s face was as black as ink, and a surging anger seeped out of his body. The business even came up with a name that made him vomit. “Master, please enjoy me!”
“Who gave them the guts to use me for publicity?” Gu Qingye scolded.
“Xiao Ye, stop pretending in front of Grandma. I’ve lived my entire life, what haven’t I seen?” Old Madam Gu said with an expression that said, “Stop acting.”
“Grandma, I swear on your grandson’s name that I’ve really never bought such things online or endorsed such products. I’ll look for our lawyer to sue the other party later.” Gu Qingye promised.
Half an hour later, Gu Qingye received a call from his subordinate. “Young Master, the boss has explained everything. He said that Young Master Xie Shihao came to collect the goods for you.”
Gu Qingye: “???”
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The next morning, in the dining room of the Xie Manor.
Feng Qing looked at Xie Shihao, who was sitting beside her. She heard from Xie Qi that Xie Shihao came to the Xie Manor last night in a sorry state. He even carried a bunch of luggage and said that he planned to stay in the Xie Manor for a while.
Feng Qing looked at Xie Shihao, who was sitting opposite her, and asked, “Xiao Hao, did you cause trouble outside? Why did you come to the Xie Manor in the middle of the night to beg for shelter?”
Upon hearing this, Xie Shihao stared at the dark circles under his eyes and said pitifully, “Don’t mention it. Qingye wanted to kill me last night. I can only hide here temporarily.”
Looking at Xie Shihao’s sleepy expression, Feng Qing curled her lips and asked with a smile, “What did you do to Gu Qingye to make him so angry? Did he have to chase after you in the middle of the night?”
Xie Shihao subconsciously replied, “Sigh, it’s all because I helped Little Uncle buy a uniform from the sex shop last time. When I went to buy that kind of thing, I definitely couldn’t say that I used it. Therefore, I casually pushed it on Qingye. In the end, the company actually used Gu Qingye’s name to publicize on the Internet, so I was chased.”
Feng Qing was very grateful that she didn’t drink anything just now. Otherwise, she would have definitely spat it out. She thought that something had happened between Xie Shihao and Gu Qingye, but it turned out to be the case. Thinking of Gu Qingye’s unreasonable face, she found it funny.
At this moment, Xie Jiuhan walked into the dining room. Seeing that he was here, Xie Shihao wanted to throw himself into his arms and beg for comfort and a hug. However, looking at Xie Jiuhan’s cold gaze, he was so scared that he shrank into a ball of meat.
Xie Shihao said ingratiatingly, “Little Uncle, from today onwards, I plan to stay in the Xie Manor for a long time. I believe that with me, your eldest nephew, accompanying you and making you happy, you will definitely be able to enjoy the joy of having many children and grandchildren in advance. Isn’t that good?”