Chapter 76 - Horror In A Maid Café
Chapter 76 Horror In A Maid Café
After a night, there was finally a clue. Leading by Sir Black, Zhou Yu, Bubu, and the fast-handed Wang packed up their stuff and set out to search for the spirit beast – Linglong Xin.
Zhou Yu did not know why these two fully armed themselves. Even the fast-handed Wang was also in an ancient Chinese style chivalrous hero costume. With a long sword on his waist, he looked very elegant and natural.
Could it be that they would need to fight the spirit beast later?
It instantly made Zhou Yu very curious. What kind of beast could make a Flying Bird Knight and a seemingly very strong swordsman so nervous? Was it probably very powerful?
‘I won’t be asked to join the fight, right? I could not even defeat the Kungfu beast in the newbie village, let alone a BOSS fight.’
Soon, Sir Black stopped at a place that would cause a very high level of embarrassment – a Maid’s Café.
‘Damn you spirit beast! Out of so many places, why do you have to choose here!’
Although he also wanted to go in, it was the first time in his life to set foot in such a place, so he was very hesitant and nervous. However, he could not leave either, Both Bubu and the fast-handed Wang were looking forward to it. They would not allow him to leave. Therefore, Zhou Yu could only grit his teeth and get in.
Zhou Yu feared that his behavior would be considered very weird in the café, but for the maids, who had served numerous customers, it was just an ordinary customer who could not be ordinary anymore. If there was anything special about it, it would the strange pigeon on his shoulder. But it seemed to be some type of cosplay, so no one was very surprised about it.
Sitting in a corner, Zhou Yu’s forehead was covered with sweats. Bubu and the fast-handed Wang were also very nervous, because they could feel the existence of the spirit beast.
Saying it was a spirit beast, but it did not have a good temper. So there was no other citizen of the ACG world here. After all, this was the nest of the spirit beast.
Since it was a Maid’s Cafe, the internal decor was naturally full of Moe flavor. Cute young girls were wearing lovely maid’s clothes, playing various embarrassing games with customers, were very normal scenes here.
However, in the eyes of The ACG World, it was a totally different scene. Messy tree rattans, looming dark corners, intermittent strange animals’ noises, it was like a horror film that he used to see. In that film, a female ghost transformed her grave into a luxury house, that had many extremely beautiful girls in it. Many men were lured into the house and became intoxicated with life in the house. As a result, all of their life energy was sucked dry and they eventually became skeletons.
And this scene, this atmosphere, how similar was that!
The extreme contrast between reality and The ACG World was also the reason why Zhou Yu sweated so much.
People around him could not feel Zhou Yu’s fear. They were still having fun with young girls. Zhou Yu almost wanted to take off his glasses to stop the illusion of The ACG World. However, the fight was imminent, if he could not see the enemy, he would be at a very unfavorable position, later on. So he could only endure the discomfort and continue to sit in the corner silently.
Zhou Yu, at this moment, was completely out of tune with the current atmosphere of the cafe, even when the cute maid asked him in a soft and sweet voice, it still frightened him.
It turned out that it was the maid who was trying to give him a menu.
There were many cute maids, and from the photos, it seemed like all of them were very pretty. Of course, nowadays all the makeup and photoshop could cover everything, who knows what they really looked like. However, Zhou Yu was not in the mood to play with the maid at all. He just wanted to finish his quest and leave the shop which made him feel restless.
Damn the eyes of The ACG World, it even made him unable to enjoy the maid’s cafe.
This was the first time that Zhou Yu hated the power of having the eye of The ACG World so much.
Unfortunately, although he, Bubu and the fast-handed Wang waited nervously for a long time, they still did not see the shadows of Linglong Xin. However, the fast-handed Wang did not want to give up. It was very hard for him to find Linglong Xin’s nest. He could not give up so easily, so he continued to sit and wait.
Since they were in the cafe, Zhou Yu couldn’t just sit there and did not order anything. Otherwise, he would be kicked out of the shop. Just when Zhou Yu planned to randomly order something, so he could carry on sitting here, the fast-handed Wang’s eyes suddenly shot out cold gleams, aiming at a cute maid’s breasts…
Hmmm… Actually, it was aiming at the perfect cleavage in between the cute maid’s breasts.
Over there, lay a little perverted Alpaca.
‘Holy shit, the mythological animal – Alpaca.’
*Facepalm* Zhou Yu didn’t expect that the BOSS that he had been waiting for this long was a perverted Alpaca. It was even still moving its body constantly trying to find the best spot in between the maid’s breasts to nestle. What was the most hateful thing was that the Maid dress deliberately had a heart-cutout area that was slightly above her chest.
‘Goddamnit, this is so awkward.’
“Boss, let that girl come over quickly, so the fast-handed Wang could finish his quest!”
Bubu was urging him on the side, and the fast-handed Wang also looked at him with great anticipation. Zhou Yu could only grit his teeth to order the maid, and then waited anxiously for the embarrassing situation to come.
After a while, the maid came. Having been used to all kinds of customers, the maid could see at the first glance that this embarrassed young man should be the first-timer. Having an ordinary look, and dressing in ordinary clothes, the young man did not like a rich man. But that pigeon was very interesting. There was even a cute saddle on it. It was just that she did not know which characters from which animes it was cosplaying.
“I did not expect that I still couldn’t escape Jianghu(Note), even after hiding in here.”
The alpaca was the first one to make a sound before the maid even spoke. It sounded like a retired Kungfu master, but its perverted hands were still fondling around, completely destroying the image of a Kungfu master.
But the citizens of the ACG world could not do anything to the people in the real world. The busty maid also didn’t seem to feel it. So why the hell was that alpaca doing that?
Zhou Yu did not know where he was supposed to look at anymore. It seemed very improper to keep looking at the girl’s chest. But now it should be a very serious negotiation. If he did not look at the alpaca, it did not look like he was very serious about this negotiation.
“Young man! I am talking to you. Where are you looking at! Huh! No respect for the elderly!”
Sure enough, the alpaca was very angry. At this moment, the fast-handed Wang came out to help Zhou Yu. Because he drew his sword without saying a word and charged toward the alpaca.
Two little people began to fight each other on… that spot…
Fortunately, the fight did not affect the real world. Otherwise, this cute girl’s important commodities would suffer greatly.
Although Zhou Yu was very careful not to let his eyes linger around that spot for too long, he was still caught by the maid. Although she was not able to show any disgust in her face, she still cursed in her mind, “Huh! Another pervert!”
It was very hard to prove that he was innocent now. He could not just say “Hey, girl, there are two little people, fighting on top of your chest. Look, they are very excited!”
No, it was three people now.
It truly deserved to be called a spirit beast. Although the fast-handed Wang was also a master, he was no match for it. At this moment, Bubu joined the fight with his long lance. With a lance and a sword’s combination attack, the fight was getting more and more fierce.
While chatting with the busty maid absentmindedly, Zhou Yu was paying close attention to the progress of the fight. Sometimes, he did not know what he had said to the busty maid.
“Wow, master just opened an amusement park? Where is it? This maid would love to visit it.”
‘Huh? When did I tell her about the opening of the amusement park? Shiiit… the battle situation is getting out of the control!’
Zhou Yu was startled.