The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

“Really?” Jing Yan exclaimed.

Jing Yulong said, “Cousin, are you here to save my life?”

“Go away… idiot, pig head.” Jing Yan pushed Jing Yulong away and ran to Jing Yuhang. “What news?”

Jing Yuhang said, “Today, Master’s Weibo suddenly released a piece of news. He said he wants to go to America. The exact location is unknown, but that’s what he said!”

Jing Yan frowned and said, “America? It’s so difficult to find a person in such a huge place. Besides, that fellow, Fangzheng, is so elusive… Regardless, it’s enough to confirm that he’s still in the mortal world. I wonder what he’s doing in America…”

Jing Yuhang and Jing Yulong shrugged, indicating that they didn’t know.

As the news spread, the people who had been paying attention to Fangzheng immediately focused their attention on America.

At the same time, the American negotiator, who was shouting at the negotiating table, requesting that Fangzheng be handed over to America for trial suddenly received a call. Then, he shrank back and remained silent.

Since America fell silent, the other countries that came to join in the fun naturally stopped…

Everyone knew that for Fangzheng to suddenly go to America, this terrifying existence could cause America to be in trouble if he were unhappy.

So they stopped making a fuss… Or perhaps…

“Get all FBI agents working on this. I want to know where Fangzheng is ASAP! Also, prepare the negotiators. I want to have a good talk with him. America will always have its doors open to him…” A top government official ordered.

This was America’s stance. Regardless of what happened, it was better to keep such a mobile nuclear bomb within the country. If it was in another country, it would be terrorism—something that shouldn’t exist, a mistake. It was something that should be condemned and destroyed… Such double standards always existed and would only exacerbate.

However, what made the American government depressed was that although Fangzheng had claimed about going to America, they failed to find the darn baldy despite searching the entire country. Instantly, they even suspected that the darn baldy had fooled everyone. He didn’t even come to America!

Or could it be that Abbot Fangzheng’s Weibo account had been hacked?

This not only gave the government a headache, but several criminals.

Now, Fangzheng had become famous because of the earthquake. With the Internet’s popularity and with the passage of time, Fangzheng’s deeds quickly spread far and wide. Even if ordinary citizens were to treat it as a sci-fi or fantasy film, those who truly had large amounts of resources through dubious means could no longer sit still.

They knew very well that Fangzheng really existed. Furthermore, the darn baldy seemed to be trying to make himself a superhero like Superman. He would do things like punishing evil and protecting Earth.

More importantly, they seemed to fit the criteria as targets of the monk…

Therefore, they lost their cool and started to feel a headache.

Quite a number of people left America to seek refuge. Some people simply stopped all activities and hid…

Of course, this was just a small group of sensitive people. Most of them maintained a wait-and-see attitude, hoping to see what this darn baldy would do in America.

Just like that, a Weibo message made the world hegemon tense up. From this, it could be seen how threatening Fangzheng was to this world.

However, where was Fangzheng? What was he doing?

Mt. One Finger, One Finger Monastery.

“Jingkuan, you ate too much! You are so fat that you look like a ball!” Fangzheng looked solemnly at Squirrel, who was sitting in the rice bowl and digging at the rice grains.

Squirrel looked innocently at Fangzheng and said pitifully, “Master, it’s been so long since I ate Crystal Rice. I can’t control myself anymore. Let me eat a little more…”

With that said, Squirrel’s large eyes seemed to emit stars as he looked pitifully at Fangzheng.

Fangzheng was rendered speechless. After a while, he said, “After you finish eating, you will be responsible for washing the dishes!”

Squirrel jumped up in joy when he heard that. “Master, don’t worry. Not a single grain of rice will be left!”

Then, the little thing continued to eat with his butt up…

That’s right. Fangzheng, who had left the world in fear, was leisurely chatting with his disciples in One Finger Monastery.

However, he was not calm either. He had nightmares every night for the past few days. Every day, he would meet the female ghost who struck up a conversation with him. He was not in a good mood…

“Master, based on my tens of thousands of years of experience, this matter of yours isn’t simple,” Salted Fish said as he sat in front of Fangzheng.

“Oh? Why is it not simple?”

Salted Fish sighed. “Master, in my opinion, there’s only one possibility why you are dreaming of beautiful women every night!”

Fangzheng asked, “What possibility?”

Salted Fish slowly got up and looked up into the sky with a profound expression. As he walked further and further away, he sped up. Finally, he shouted, “Of course it’s because you are undergoing puberty! Haha…”

As he spoke, Salted Fish ran off…

But the next moment, a monk rode a white wolf and chased after him.

Half an hour later, in One Finger Monastery, a salted fish was flying around. At the same time, it was accompanied by excited shouts. “Watch my spinning Salted Fish ball!”

“Ah! This is a cliff!”

Whoosh… Bam!

…

“Uh, I think I used too much strength…” Fangzheng cupped his eyes with his hands and sighed. As for Salted Fish’s survival, he wasn’t worried at all. The fish had coarse skin and thick flesh, so there was no such thing as death.

…

Mt. One Finger was silent, but the world outside was in an uproar. Almost everyone’s eyes were focused on America. Many people had run over from various countries to see the walking Buddha.

Some people who were grateful to Fangzheng also went over…

However, what was most chaotic were the national security organizations in America. They had a nagging feeling that Fangzheng, a Chinese, definitely had no good intentions in coming to America. Therefore, the security forces in the various sensitive departments increased by three times. Even so, all of them were still very nervous…

At this moment, the Americans also came to a realization. It seemed like China had a superhero, but they… didn’t! They might very well become the unlucky one who was cut up and bullied in movies.

Instantly, everyone was in a panic…

In short, the entire America was in chaos…

One day, Red Boy finally returned. After drinking three bowls of water, he reported something to Fangzheng. Fangzheng narrowed his eyes and smiled happily.

Somewhere in the western part of America’s secret desert base, the entire base seemed very busy. Often, convoys would pull batches of people out of the towns.

As personnel were evacuated, everything in the town became calm. As the wind blew, the town seemed to have fallen into a deep sleep.