Chapter 93 - The Source of Happiness
Chapter 93: The Source of Happiness
The netizens: ???
— [Holy f*ck, is this high-tech farming?!]
— [This is a Baifumei’s pay-to-win game /vicissitudesoflife.jpg]
— [Mother of god, this drone costs around 30,000 RMB. Our family owns some farmland but have always been reluctant to spend so much… Jealous]
— [Hahaha Bai Ruoruo is my source of happiness today. It’s so funny to see her acting up just to get shut down!]
The drone propelled itself to a suitable height under Xiang Yi’s controls.
“You want to try?” Xiang Yi looked toward her brother.
Xiang Yu felt his hands itch for it and picked up another remote control.
Xiang Yi taught him how to use it in a low voice with their heads basically touching, revealing a sense of familiarity and intimacy.
Bai Ruoruo’s eyes were red with jealousy as she pushed her way toward them. “Sister Xiang, I’m so ignorant and inexperienced, why don’t you teach me too.”
Xiang Yi had no feelings toward her, but she maintained a basic social etiquette as she patiently explained the basics of operation to Bai Ruoruo.
Shi Sui grabbed a cattail at random and nonchalantly began to tease Xiao Naofu.
“Meow meow meow!” Xiao Naofu leaped around. Each time it was about to reach it, the cat tail would rise a bit higher, angering the small cat to the point that its hairs were on end. The soft pink and white paws ended up ‘tapping’ on Shi Sui’s calf.
The man chuckled and picked up the irritated cat into his arms and tossed the cat tail for it to play with.
Xiao Naofu grunted, turning its head to ignore him.
Shi Sui scratched its chin, warmly saying, “Be good, hmm?”
Xiao Naofu decided it would be the generous one and began to smack the cat tail around compassionately with its little paws.
— [The Vase Fairy is poisonous, she’s neglecting my Shisui Zaizai again!]
— [Ahhhh why is this man so sultry even when playing with a cat!!]
— [Eeee~ This tsundere kitty has the best life. I also want to be hugged and coaxed by Shi Yingdi Q_Q]
— [Anyone want to team up and steal the cat? A milky and sweet cat that can bark like a dog; stealing it would be a win!!]
Soon, another drone populated the air.
Xiang Yu had been successful in his operations.
“Wow, that’s amazing.” Xiang Yi’s eyebrows formed into curves.
“”(ˉ▽￣～) Cheh~~ what’s so difficult about it? This is way easier than playing video games.” Yuyu of the Xiang family boasted in what he thought was a cold and pretentious manner.
But as everyone knew, he was just a stinky and immature boy.
The live comments: [Simao brother is such a child hahaha. He was obviously nervous just now, but as soon as the drone had taken off, his ego did too]
Bao Ruoruo saw that the two had easily completed the drone operations and assumed it was easy. She hadn’t been listening to Xiang Yi very carefully just now as her drone remained in place, unmoving.
Suddenly, an idea came to her as she brushed up to Xiang Yu and meekly asked, “Smog, can you teach me?”
Although Xiang Yu had an explosive temper, he wasn’t the type to be tipped off without reason. Out of politeness, he went over the instructions with Bai Ruoruo again.
But she still couldn’t grasp it.
Her eyes welled up in tears. “Sorry, sorry! Smog, am I too dumb?”
It had become habitual for Bai Ruoruo to show her weakness. Before, when she displayed a pitiful and teary-eyed expression, people would comfort her with nice words no matter if they were a guy or a girl.
She didn’t expect—
Xiang Yu nodded and spoke the most iron man-esque words in the cosmos:
“So you know you’re dumb?? Not bad, very self aware.”
Bai Ruoruo:???
‘Are you complimenting me or roasting me??’
A unanimous chain of text bombarded the live comments: [Hahahahaha]