Chapter 506 - Two Idiots
Chapter 506 Two Idiots
Zhou Hao widened his eyes as he looked at these two things. He was shocked!
“Damn, another epoch has passed, right? Damn it, I’ll think of a way to get out of this star system sooner or later. Otherwise, I’ll never be able to replenish my essence energy and can only sleep!”
Zhou Hao was even more surprised when the frog suddenly spoke.
“Hmph, you toad. I don’t think you deserve to complain. If not for you, would I have been trapped here? Hmph, why did you say you found the Origin Source Grounds when all you found was this godforsaken place? You’re really trash!”
The jelly also spoke, shocking Zhou Hao.
“I’m trash? If not for me bringing you out of Planet M8, you would have become their nutrient. Hmph, don’t forget that you’re the divine soil of the Genesis World. You’re incomparably precious. If they obtain you, they can melt you and use you to refine divine artifacts that surpass the cosmic-level!” The frog snorted coldly in disdain! “Bullsh*t, do you really think they can capture me? I’m a divine soil expert. I can easily devour them!” The jelly-like thing had a disdainful expression!
The frog could not be bothered. At this moment, it looked at Zhou Hao and was stunned.
“Yo, little child, you’re the one who woke me up in this era, right? Not bad, not bad. Hmm? Why do you have the aura of a Genesis Rune? Are you a descendant of that bloodline?”
At this moment, the frog looked at Zhou Hao and suddenly spoke. As soon as it finished speaking, it immediately stunned Zhou Hao!
No one knew about his Genesis Rune power. At the very least, no one was able to tell at a glance. How could this frog be able to tell?
At this moment, the frog was very curious. It jumped to Zhou Hao’s side and pushed its sunglasses down, revealing a pair of green bean-like eyes that looked carefully at Zhou Hao.
“Kid, you’re quite something. You even have traces of that system on you. Not bad, not bad. I’m very satisfied with you being my master in this era. Don’t worry, I’ll protect you!”
The frog kept talking, making Zhou Hao confused. He did not understand what it was talking about at all!
“Hmph, toad, stop acting cocky. You’re just a broken shell. Your essence energy has been exhausted, so how are you supposed to protect anyone?” At this moment, the white jelly said.
“Damn, you useless thing. Do you think you’re in any place to criticize me? You’re nothing more than a pervert who enjoys watching other people shower. Also, you can’t even differentiate between male and female. I can tell you right now that you’ve been peeping at men this entire time!”
The frog immediately spoke with disdain!
“Damn, do you want to bet with me? Of course I know how to differentiate a male from a female! I bet I can tell if this one’s male or female.”
As he spoke, the white jelly directly jumped up. Its body transformed into a small white figure that jumped in front of Zhou Hao and looked at him carefully!
“Hmm… you have a nose, eyes, and a mouth. You’re a male, right?”.
The white jelly looked at Zhou Hao and sneered.
Zhou Hao was confused!
Although it was right, what did it mean by that? Could it be that he had seen a… woman without a nose, eyes, and mouth?
Seeing Zhou Hao’s expression change, the white figure’s expression immediately shook and it hurriedly changed its tone. “Hai, I was just joking with you. Little girl, you actually can’t take a joke. Alright, I won’t tease you anymore. You’re a female, right?”
As it spoke, the white figure acted as if it was right and looked at the frog.
The frog revealed a disdainful expression that simply made the white jelly go crazy.
“Is it wrong? How can it be wrong? I just said that she was a man and her expression changed. It must be because I was wrong the first time. Therefore, I’m certain that she’s a female. Don’t try to lie to me. I’m smart…”
The white jelly was immediately displeased.
Zhou Hao, who had been staring at the two of them, became confused! Was it so difficult to distinguish between a man and a woman? With his masculine appearance, it should be very easy to tell, right? Could it not tell?
“Tch, you still haven’t improved after so many years. You’re really trash.”
The frog snorted coldly and did not look at the white figure. Instead, it looked at Zhou Hao and nodded. It was as if it was glad that Zhou Hao had confused the white figure. Therefore, it immediately arrived beside Zhou Hao and jumped onto his shoulder. “You’re not bad, not bad at all. I’ll accompany you in this life. Let me introduce myself. I’m the first golden toad to be born since the birth of the ancient star!” Zhou Hao looked at its green skin. It did not look like a golden toad at all!
“Cough cough, not all golden toads are golden. I’m a golden toad from the ancient star at the end of the universe. But naturally, you wouldn’t know anything about that. Whatever!”
After listening to what the frog said, Zhou Hao could not help but feel that something was wrong!
“Bullsh*t, you’re just a toad. Don’t think I don’t know that there are beings that look like you that live in ponds and smelly ditches. I secretly asked others and they told me that you’re just an ugly toad!”
The white jelly directly exposed it, making the frog very angry! It jumped down and immediately attacked. It punched the white jelly until it could no longer maintain its human form and turned into a pile of mud!
“You’re just a pile of mud, yet you still dare to be arrogant with me!”
After doing all this, the frog jumped onto Zhou Hao’s shoulder again. It smiled and said, “Kid, do you want to rule an entire star system? Do you want to be respected by all the races? Do you want to know the profundity of life? Do you want to know the end of the universe? As long as you want, I can let you have it easily. For some reason, I feel like you’re an old friend despite meeting you for the first time!”
“Bullsh*t, stop lying. You’re just a toad. Sister, don’t fall for his trap!”
The white jelly was still unconvinced. Although it could not transform into a person, it still opened its mouth and cursed.
The frog was furious. This time, it was really angry. Without saying a word, it took off the red cloak and stuffed the white jelly into it. Then, it wrapped it tightly and turned it into a ball before throwing it on the ground and ignoring it.
When Zhou Hao saw this, he pondered!
“These two guys shouldn’t be from Planet Earth. At the very least, I’ve never seen a frog speak. Although mutated beasts can cultivate after the global mutation and many of them can speak after reaching a certain level, this is the first time I’ve seen a frog that can speak whose cultivation I can’t see through!”
“And this white thing that called itself a divine soil expert also seemed to have a powerful background!”
Zhou Hao thought to himself as he tried to figure them out.
The frog looked at Zhou Hao and said, “Hey, stop spacing out! Do you want to rule a star system, be respected by all races, and explore the mysteries at the end of the universe?”