Chapter 1183: A Papaya
Chapter 1183: A Papaya
Zhongyuan enjoyed seeing the shocked look on Chuixiao’s face and smiled: “I was going to give this papaya to the fairies as a meeting present but since it’s broken now, we can eat it together. I’ll just give them something else, don’t worry. This is good stuff, if women eat, their breasts grow larger, if men eat... you know what I’m talking about. Just don’t eat too much because its medicinal properties are rather potent.”
The beauties in the palace had the word “eager” written on their face. Putting aside the claim of their breasts growing larger, cultivation would certainly increase after eating this.
Bi Ningshuai smelled the fruity fragrance and ran into the palace; his eyes gleamed with stars.
“Damn! This must at least be a million years old. I got really hungry climbing all these walls and since fate has brought us together, I won’t hold back.” He swiftly grabbed half of the papaya and began eating it while sitting by the door, not wanting others to compete with him.
Teeth marks and saliva could be seen all over the papaya as he smirked - there’s no way they’ll ask for it back now.
He looked back and saw the group staring at him with horror in their eyes. This made him feel even better - I was so fast and cool just now with my entrance.
Don’t even think about getting it back!
“Brother Feng? Heaven Calculating? Oh no, was I being rude? Here, you can have it back.” He feigned innocence and returned the papaya to the table, wiping it with his sleeve.
“No need, you can have that half, we still have some left.” The scholar had an awkward smile on his face.
Bi Ningshuai had been waiting for this and revealed his perfect teeth: “Okay then.”
Having said that, he began eating the rest of his half with lightning speed with a grin on his face.
Zhongyuan shuddered several times, hesitating several times on whether to stop the guy or not.
“Brother Zhongyuan, how potent is this papaya?” Feiyun whispered.
“A tiny piece is enough to turn a Heaven’s Emergence woman into a voluptuous beauty, to say the least. For a man at the same level, well, one tiny piece...” He seemed to be finding the right words: “He wouldn’t have a problem hanging a weight piece around one hundred pounds. It’s not looking good for the guy.”
Sure enough, Ningshuai started burning up and spewed flames from his mouth. The area below the waist was particularly concerning, stiffening like an iron rod and only growing larger with time. It could lift an elephant at this point.
Feiyun and the scholar’s expression soured. How were they going to answer Xie Honglian?
The scholar took out a seven-inch crystal pagoda and took Ningshuai inside. Feiyun also threw two maids into the pagoda and shouted: “Misses, please help. Don’t worry, he will take responsibility!”
“That’s not enough since he ate so much.” Zhongyuan said.
Feiyun discussed this with the other maids before giving them a sky-high price. They each got enough spirit stones to last their ancient clans for a thousand years so they happily agreed.
Although they were maids in Void, they were golden daughters of great powers. The amount couldn’t be refused.
Feiyun cursed Ningshuai for being so lucky.
“Brother Feng, you’re a true friend, throwing away mountains of spirit stones. I would have eaten that half just now if I knew.” Ximen Chuixiao said.
“There’s still another half.” Zhongyuan said.
Ximen Chuixiao gazed at the table and became tempted.
“Well, even if he has ten maids to deal with his yang release, it will still take half a year. The principle of how declination is inevitable from extreme prosperity is at play here, who knows if he can fully recover?” Zhongyuan added and quelled Chuixiao’s desire.
The scholar frowned while looking at the shaking pagoda on the table: “I’m more worried about Xie Honglian since Ningshuai just got ten more beautiful concubines.”
“She has no choice, I already made a deal with them. He has to marry them after this, those spirit stones were wedding gifts!” Feiyun said.
The scholar didn’t feel any better since he knew Xie Honglian’s fiery temper.
Now, there were only two maids left in the palace and both were embraced by Ximen Chuixiao. The food and wine didn’t taste as good anymore.
“Whoosh! Whoosh!” Two rays landed on the island. One woman wore a cyan dress and had an ethereal demeanor, descending gracefully with a sword on her back.
The other crossdressed with a man's robe but this didn’t diminish her beauty. She walked into the palace and sat down next to Feiyun: “Half-demon, am I qualified to sit next to you now?”
She already sat down so he smiled and said: “Little sister-in-law, you know what people say, little sister-in-laws are brother-in-laws’ lovers in the previous life. Of course you can sit next to me.”
Her eyes turned chilling as she gritted her teeth upon hearing this.
The atmosphere became strange with their arrival.
“Can’t even touch women anymore.” Chuixiao muttered before pushing the two maids away and sitting upright like a virtuous gentleman.
He had to be cool in front of the saintess of Aquamoon.
The scholar and Zhongyuan stood up and bowed for two reasons - her status and them being gentlemen.
Feiyun and Chuixiao, on the other hand, didn’t bother. They had similar personalities and always acted casually. Perhaps this was why Chuixiao got along with Feiyun but not the scholar. Birds of a feather flock together.
Xuanyuan Yiyi sat opposite Feiyun, still wearing a veil. She tried to dodge his gaze despite wanting to ask about his encounter with Dongfang Jingyue. However, the words couldn’t come out since she found her curiosity to be improper.
As for why it was improper, she couldn’t come up with an exact answer.
Liu Suzi had told her that the new king of the humans who defeated Prince Moonbreak was none other than Feng Feiyun. Xuanyuan Yiyi couldn’t believe it since Feiyun had only reached Heaven’s Emergence recently.
Nonetheless, she knew that Suzi wasn’t lying to her. She appeared calm on the surface but others didn’t know about her conflicting emotions.
“Oh? Such a powerful medicinal essence, it must be several hundred thousand years old.” Liu Suzi stared at the table and saw the remaining papaya, enough to yield over six hundred slices.
Spirit energy enveloped the plate and manifested into images of dragons and stars.
Yiyi’s lucid eyes also noticed the special papaya. Just breathing made one’s spirit energy boil.
“It’s a papaya that has grown for two million years...” Zhongyuan introduced.
However, he was interrupted by Ximen Chuixiao: “Brother Zhongyuan from Second Central brought this souvenir here for everyone to have a taste. Please try it, Saintess and Seventh Princess.”
Feiyun and the scholar had a strange expression but didn’t want to speak up.
Xuanyuan Yiyi could sense that something was off, the same with Suzi. The latter activated her heavenly gaze but didn’t notice anything strange with the papaya.
Thus, she picked up one of the slices and Feiyun didn’t stop her. After all, she was flat-chested, and eating this might help her out by improving her confidence. She would no longer crossdress afterward.
If they grow big enough, she won’t be able to cross-dress anymore - Feiyun thought to himself and couldn’t help but smirk.
He had seen her dress normally before and found her gorgeous. If she were to gain more feminine edges, she would be even more captivating.