Chapter 264 Brother
"You...." Haru was speechless and said, "You have always been like this! Do you remember our first mission? Aren't you going to the toilet to take a dump too?"
"....." Gintoki held his stomach and said, "During that time, there are a lot of people and that is in the afternoon, I can go to the toilet around but this time it is at midnight! I - I am not afraid of ghosts but it will be dangerous for me to go alone in this place....." He started to blabber about friendship and the hardship that they had spent together. His face was desperately asking them to accompany him to take a dump.
"...." They were speechless.
"Hurry up! It is on the tip already!" Gintoki said while holding his ass.
Haru looked at Korosensei, "Sensei, please..."
Shinobu also nodded while looking at him.
Korosensei had a plain expression his face had turned into an emoticon. He didn't want to accompany a grown-up man to take a dump.
"Please...." Gintoki asked him.
Korosensei took a deep breath and sighed, "...Let's go."
"I would be glad if you could send me back to the demon slayer corps headquarters with your speed," Gintoki suddenly realized that he could do that.
"No, I don't want you to suddenly let it out on the way," Korosensei said.
"....." Gintoki thought for a bit and nodded, "That's true, let's go, I can't hold it anymore."
Korosensei wanted to cry but he was hopeless right now. He used his tentacles to close his nose but followed him three meters away. He had never been treated like this before and it was torture for him.
"...." Haru and Shinobu were too speechless right now.
Shinobu looked at him and asked, "Is he always been like that?"
"....Yeah," Haru said. His feelings were a bit complicated to see both of them walking away from them.
"Do we have to wait here?" Shinobu asked. She suddenly realized that it was only both of them alone here. She wasn't sure why but she started to get nervous.
"Wel..." Haru suddenly hugged her in his arms.
Shinobu was startled and blushed. She knew that this guy was a wolf but she didn't expect for him to suddenly attack him when both of them were alone, "W - What are you doing! I will stab you with my sword!" She knew that this guy was a hypocrite when he said that she wasn't his type.
"Oh, you can escape that?"
Suddenly both of them saw a figure who was standing on the top of the tree.
They saw a demon in young girl form with a completely milky pale white skin complexion with snow-white hair, her eyes are pure white with only her silvery pupils separating them from her sclera, she also possesses several red dot-like patterns in her face.
"Yes, by the way, I can see the thing that is hiding under your kimono, you are really bold to not wearing anything," Haru said and looked at Shinobu, "What?"
"..." Shinobu became really mad and took out her sword looking at the demon who made her have a misunderstanding, "I will slay you."
"Let's see whether you can do that," the demon said, and started to attack them with her threads.
Shinobu jumped from tree to tree to get closer to that demon.
The demon used her threads to try to catch her but suddenly there was someone appearing in front of her.
"There should be another one, right?" Haru asked.
"..." She was wondering how this young man suddenly appeared in front of her but suddenly she felt that his smell made her attracted and wanted to eat him immediately. She opened her mouth ready to eat him but her head was stopped by his hand.
"You shouldn't be here," Haru said and used his light magic while combining it with 'Ripple Energy' to pulverize the demon in front of him instantly.
"...." Shinobu was speechless since it was very easy for him to slay the demon, 'Also that speed...' She didn't see how he could suddenly appear there.
"Wait here, there is another one," Haru said and suddenly disappeared.
"..." Shinobu didn't have a chance to say anything and suddenly he was gone. She sighed and understood why he had said that she didn't need to do anything.
Haru found another demon and this time it was a short woman with long white hair, red markings on her face, and plump b.r.e.a.s.ts. She wears a long white kimono with large sleeves. He saw her sitting on the top of the rock while playing with her threads on her hands.
The demon was startled when she saw him suddenly appearing in front of her, "Wh--"
Haru shot his laser beam toward her and made her turn into ashes. His mood was pretty bad since the one that he had defeated was a pretty woman. He sighed when sat down for a while on the top of the tree.
"Is it done?" Shinobu suddenly appeared beside him.
"Yeah," Haru said.
"Let's go and defeat the master of this mountain," Shinobu said.
Haru nodded and ran with them to get the boss of the demon in this mountain.
"Korosensei, are you there?" Gintoki asked in a squatting position, ready to let out his dump.
"I am here," Korosensei sighed and didn't want to stay too close to him.
Gintoki sighed in relief and wanted to let out his dump but he was too scared, "Are you there?"
"Yes, I am here," Korosensei said, putting out a radio recorder with his voice. He thought that he should leave him here.
Gintoki sighed but he was still scared. He checked whether the octopus was still there until suddenly he saw something shocking. He saw that creepy spider on the ground looking at him curiously. He blinked his eyes several times and he shouted, "S - SPIDER!!!"
"YAAAA!!!" The spider suddenly jumped into him.
"UWAAAAAA!!!!"
Korosensei moved around in this forest until he saw a house that was hanging on the sky by several threads that were connected to the tree around it. He blinked his eyes and thought that it was his first to see such a strange demon. He saw a giant spider possessing a human head,
"Hehehe, are you our long lost brother?" The spider asked him with a creepy laugh.
"...." Korosensei wasn't sure what kind of expression he should put right now since his feeling was very complicated.