Chapter 1224 Damnable Penguins
Haru went to the monitor room together with Kyouko and Kazuo.
Professor Three sat in their seat and tried very hard to fight against the Penguin who tried to breach into the security system of their organization, but it seemed that they were powerless and they saw the large screen started to show the appearance of the Penguin Emperor and his goons.
"I can't believe they're able to hack their way past our security system," Moriko said in a surprise.
Haru didn't think too much, but he noticed Kyouko who showed a furious expression toward the Penguin. He really wondered what made her hate the Penguin so much.
"Long time no see, Kazuo Matayoshi," Penguin Emperor said.
"So it was you, the Penguin Emperor," Kazuo said.
Haru looked at the Penguin Emperor and didn't see the difference between the Penguin Emperor and the other Penguin. The only difference was that the Emperor was wearing a gown which made him appear royalty, but beside that, there was no difference between them.
"Now, I am sure that you've realized this from our last battle, but our power is far greater than your own."
Haru raised his eyebrow, but didn't say anything.
"If you wish, we are open to potential negotiations." The Penguin Emperor seemed amiable and explained that his intention wasn't bad. "HI-ERO particles are all that we seek. We do not wish for this futile conflict to continue."
Haru was wondering whether the Penguin's purpose was only HI-ERO particles.
"Peace negotiati--"
"Don't feed us with lies!" Kyouko shouted.
"Kyouko?" Haru was really wondering what the Penguin had done to Kyouko at that moment.
"Peace? Negotiation? You... You all tainted my father's heart!" Kyouko shouted with tears in her eyes.
Haru twitched his lips when he heard Kyouko's voice, but he understood instantly and didn't misunderstand this woman.
(Chichi has two meanings, one is father, and the other one is b.o.o.b.s. Kyouko used "chichi" in her words which caused a misunderstanding).
"Two years ago in front of my father, who was one of the representatives for peaceful negotiation!" Kyouko was full of anger and shouted, "They performed a tail d.i.c.k dance in public!"
"..."
Haru knew that this "tail d.i.c.k dance", from the name alone, was a very weird dance, but he didn't understand how it would cause damage to Kyouko's father, however, he could see how frustated and sad Kyouko was at this moment since she was even in tears when she mentioned this "tail d.i.c.k dance".
"In the end, my father...." Kyouko told everyone about her flashback and how her father had been traumatized by Penguin's front-tail.
"Penguins are demons! I will not forgive the Penguins! I will not forgive their tail d.i.c.ks! Never!" Kyouko said with eyes full of tears.
"....."
Haru put a hand on his face and felt speechless since the reason why Kyouko hated the Penguins was so idiotic. He took out a handkerchief from his pocket and gave it to Kyouko. "Wipe your tears."
"..."
Looking at how gentle this guy was, Kyouko felt warmth, then cried on Haru's chest.
"Don't worry, we will defeat them," Haru said and wiped Kyouko's tears.
"Hmm...." Kyouko nodded.
"Tail d.i.c.ks? How rude. The front-tail dance is Penguin Empire's highest form of greeting," the Penguin Emperor said.
'Really?' Haru didn't say anything, but he was really speechless to say anything at that moment.
"Looks like the negotiations have failed, Penguin Emperor!" Kazuo said.
"Communication between different cultures is a difficult thing." The Penguin Emperor sighed and said, "If you refuse to negotiate, we shall give you a taste of Operation Shadow Hell!"
"Operation Shadow Hell?! What is that?!" Kazuo asked with a surprised expression.
Haru wasn't sure, but he could tell that it was an idiotic plan.
"You can look up the details on the web," the Penguin said and showed the address of the website.
"....."
Haru closed his eyes since everything was so painful. He didn't believe that he had lost against a group of idiots which made him really want to cry at this moment.
As expected, the website of Penguin Empire was in a mess since it used the cheapest server. There were a lot of advertis.e.m.e.nts and random gifs which made it impossible to navigate to the announcement page.
"Commence Operation Shadow Hell!" The Penguin Emperor ordered.
Then from the large monitor, they could see a large umbrella suddenly appear in the town and cover the sun which made it impossible for the sunlight to penetrate.
The sunny sky suddenly turned dark which caused the people on the town to panic since they didn't understand what was happening, however, everyone knew that something was about to happen since everyone on this town had gotten used to seeing the fight between two giant robots.
"Understand now, Beauty Salon PRINCE? This is Operation Shadow Hell," the Penguin Emperor said arrogantly.
"Bravo!"
All of the Penguins happily cheered when their plan succeeded.
"..."
Haru didn't say anything since he was very speechless at that moment.
"We will shroud this town in darkness, forcing people to return to their homes. Once inside their homes, there'll be one thing to do. Make children!" The Penguin Emperor said excitedly.
"..."
"As a result, the world will be filled with HI-ERO particles! It is only a matter of time before our plan comes to fruition. On top of that! We have already deployed forces to combat any potential p.o.r.no magazine attacks!"
Then Penguin Emperor laughed loudly since everything moved according to his plan.
"Damn you, Penguins!" Kazuo was frustated at that moment.
"....."
When everyone had this serious expression on their faces, Haru felt his stomach rumbled when he thought that he lost against those idiotic Penguins. He couldn't believe it and at the same time, he was very depressed.
"So how is the operation?" The Penguin Emperor asked.
"Um, well...." the Penguin seemed a bit hesitant.
"We have yet to detect any increase in production of HI-ERO particles."
"Wh - What did you say?!" The Penguin Emperor was in shock and he even stood up at that moment. "Is night not a time for child-making for them?" Then he became depressed. He put his hand on his forehead and said, "Mankind is certainly a formidable opponent!"
"....."
Haru sighed at how naive those Penguins were.
"Kasugano Haruka, get ready!" Kazuo said.
Haru nodded and said, "Good." Then he looked at Kyouko and asked, "Kyouko, will you help me?"
"Yes!"
Kyouko didn't hesitate in her words at that moment. When she recalled what the Penguins had done to her father, the hatred on her heart evoked and she wanted revenge against them!
Haru and Kyouko entered the Daimidaler to fight against the Penguins!
Haru sat on the c.o.c.kpit seat with Kyouko who sat on his lap.
"Hmm... don't you think that I need my own chair?" Kyouko asked shyly.
"It's alright. Just sit on my lap, if you're worried that you'll fall down then don't be since I'll hold your waist."
Kyouko was being hugged and felt that her face was very hot, and at the same time, she was wondering why Haru became so bold at that moment.
"Kyouko..."
"What's wrong, Haru?"
"After this battle, how about we have a date?" Haru asked.
"Huh?!"
Before Kyouko answered Haru's invitation, the Daimidaler was dispatched toward the battlefield!
"Dispatch Daimidaler!"