Chapter 1735
Chapter 1735
"Yakumo Shiro!"
A voice tinged with anger interrupted Marisa, Alice, and Wu Yan.
Only a few knew the fake name he used in Gensokyo.
It can only be her...
A miko in red and white priestess clothings stomped her way over to Wu Yan.
"Reimu?"
Marisa gasped.
"What did you do? She looks absolutely pissed."
Alice is also curious about him.
Only Wu Yan stayed silent.
Reimu is angry because...
"Hey, what's the big idea? You disappeared for an entire day!"
Reimu yelled at him.
"You're a walking storm of troubles, what did you do this time?!"
She wasn't worried about Wu Yan per se, she was worried about the mess he would create for her.
"Okay, I am just going to ignore that part."
Wu Yan waved her off.
"Plus, even if I did create any trouble, I can shush you up with some money."
"Huh?! Who do you think I am?!"
Reimu is losing her marbles.
"You think you can solve anything with some money? You need to cough up more, right?!"
Alice and Marisa almost fell down while Wu Yan started retorting.
"Please tone your voices down."
A disgruntled voice entered their ears.
"Others might think you're starting a brawl, it won't be good for the other guests."
They turned around to see a purple-haired lady in pajamas.
Patchouli.
Reimu, Marisa, and Alice saw the annoyed look on Patchouli's face and they connected the dots themselves.
"Did you do something to her?"
Alice asked.
Alice wasn't sure how she felt, this guy was just too strange.
"I can overlook angering Reimu since she's like that but I didn't think Patchouli could be angered too. Did you do something to them?"
"Anger?"
Marisa looked at Patchouli.
"Patchouli is angry?"
Marisa looked at Patchouli again. That wasn't anger, she was giving Wu Yan a hateful look.
Reimu and Marisa thoguht so.
Alice nodded.
"This Hikikomori is livid."
"Well, I am sorry for being a Hikikomori."
Patchouli gave Alice a sarcastic smile.
"I am sure it's as bad as playing with dolls like a certain somebody!"
Alice's face twitched.
"It's a banquet, unlike a nerd who likes to hide in her dark room, I need to go on stage and perform with my dolls."
"Oh, jeez, hate to dump cold water over you and your stupid dolls. As the Hikikomori host, let me entertain you all."
"What are you doing here? You're making us feel bad, it's like we're forcing you out of your book cave. I know I would feel bad if a certain Hikikomori fainted from exertion."
"The mansion is big but the venue is here, don't worry about stamina. Oh, but are your dolls going to be okay? With so many people here, it would be a damn shame if someone stomped them, I won't be taking responsibility for that."
"It's so big here, why would my dolls be stomped on?"
"Oh, don't be so sure, you wouldn't mind losing one or two of your dolls, right? That would be a show to see for sure."
Alice and Patchouli were shooting sparks at one another.
Wu Yan, Reimu, and Marisa backed off with tense looks.
"Patchouli and Alice are...not themselves..."
Marisa weakly mewled.
"Patchouli and Alice are usually so docile, why are they like this?"
Wu Yan wanted to laugh but he stopped himself.
It is easy.
These two had a thing for Marisa.
They regarded each other as love rivals.
"I don't know."
Reimu couldn't care.
"I am here to join the banquet, not to stop fights. I am going to go grab something to eat."
"How about you?!"
Marisa patted him on the back.
"As Reimu's husband, shouldn't you do a little service here?"
"Reimu's husband?"
The two stopped at the same time.
"You're starting to sound more like that annoying crow who likes to take photographs."
Reimu denied.
"He isn't my husband."
"Oh?'
Wu Yan blinked amused.
"If I give you a bag of gold every day, would that make you say I am?"
"A bag a day?'
Reimu shook.
"Show me the gold coins first."
"I..."
Marisa looked at Reimu.
"Selling yourself out for gold coins, I was wrong about you."
"Oh?"
Wu Yan turned to her.
"If I give you treasures each day, will you be my wife?"
Her ears perked up.
"What treasures?"
"Marisa!"
Alice raised her voice.
"Y-You're not really going to marry this man, right?"
"Well, you can join in too."
Wu Yan casually gave her an invitation.
"If you join Marisa in the nuptial. We can all roll around in bed every night, just saying."
"Roll around in bed with M-Marisa?"
Alice's mind was jumbled, she was blushing hard and it was obvious that she was tempted by the offer.
Looking at the trio, Wu Yan felt a strange sense of pride.
Then, someone tugged his sleeves.
"I can't believe you're targeting Marisa."
Patchouli growled.
When she lifted her head, she was strangely blushing although Wu Yan wasn't surprised.
"Do you need another wife?"
"Yes."
Wu Yan grabbed her hand.
"I need to sign on each and every gorgeous lady like you, if you know another please feel free to recommend them to me."
"..."