Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms

Ximen Dingjun’s tent was as huge as the tent generals used during ancient times. There was large bed inside and even a desk and furniture to match. It could easily fit a dozen of people and there would still be room to wiggle.

“Mr. Chen! You’re finally here!”

Ximen Dingjun was sitting on a gold throne in the center of the tent.

Standing to next to him was the old bodyguard disguised as a young man with cultivation equivalent to a demigod.

“I’m sorry to keep you waiting, Ninth Young Lord!” Chen Xiaobei produced a small bottle and said,

“This is the special secret medicinal wine that I have prepared. It will take effect immediately after you drink it!”

“Alright! If it really is that miraculous, I will reward you!” Ximen Dingjun gave the old man a look.

The old man then came forward to receive the bottle. He opened it, took a whiff, and then dipped a fine, long, needle into the bottle.

“Why? Are you afraid that I spiked it?” Chen Xiaobei chuckled. “If I poison the Ninth Young Lord, where am I supposed to run to?”

Ximen Dingjun explained, “Please don’t mind it, Mr. Chen. Ever since I was born, anything that enters the mouth will have to go through his test! If possible, he will taste it before I do!”

“Mm, I understand! Ninth Young Lord is a prince. This is all surely necessary!” Chen Xiaobei nodded.

“Anyone can drink this medicinal wine. Brother Meng can go ahead and taste it! It’s not a problem at all.”

“Mm.”

The old man poured a little of the liquid into a small cup.

The whole tent was filled with an amazing but strong aroma.

“Wow! It smells so good!”

Ximen Dingjun loved eating, drinking and most of all gambling. Beautiful women aside, his second favorite interest was good wine!

He had an intoxicated look in his eyes at the smell of the wine.

“The aroma of fruits… rich on the palate, with a sweet aroma. This is rare wine! Hurry! Give it to me!”

The old man passed the cup over.

In the cup, the wine looked like a thousand rubies, crystal clear with a crimson color. Not a trace of impurities could be traced in it and it was irresistible!

“What a beautiful color! What refined texture! Amazing! Absolutely amazing! Hurry up! I want to try it!”

Ximen Dingjun was practically drooling at the brew.

“Hang on, my young lord. Allow me to test it for poison first.” The old man lowered his voice.

There was the same thirst in his eyes. He was clearly a man who enjoyed his wine as well.

“Mm! Hurry up already! I can’t wait any longer!” Ximen Dingjun said.

The old man raised the cup, and downed it. There was an unmistakable intoxication in his eyes. “Good wine! Very good wine! It’s indescribable! You can’t even find such good quality wine in the Temple’s wine cellar!”

The old man was about to pour himself more of the wine when Ximen Dingjun grabbed it from him.

The impatient prince could not wait anymore. He brought the bottle to his mouth and began to gulp it down.

Ximen Dingjun looked very delighted, as if he had just discovered valuable treasure. “Oh my god! How could such wine exist! It’s amazing! Really really amazing!”

Chen Xiaobei merely smiled.

These two obviously enjoyed Chen Xiaobei’s wine a hell lot. If only he had finished making the Heavenly Dog Biscuits, he could have dissolved two of them in the wine, and add himself two more powerful loyal hounds to his collection.

Chen Xiaobei was deep in thought.

“Huh? It’s finished? There’s no more?” Ximen Dingjun had downed the whole bottle so much so that there was not a drop of wine left inside. He then began to panic as if he had lost something really precious.

“Calm down, Ninth Young Lord. This medicinal wine is very strong. You can’t have too much of it or there’ll be problems!” Chen Xiaobei said.

“Huh? Is this the medicine that you’re giving me?” Ximen Dingjun asked. “It’s such an excellent wine! How could it be a medicine?”

“This really is a medicinal wine!” Chen Xiaobei said. “You will begin to feel its effect in less than ten minutes!”

“Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! I can feel it!” Ximen Dingjun’s eyes widened. “I can feel an energy surging through my body! I’m energized! And… and I can feel a heat in my pants!”

“That sounds about right!” Chen Xiaobei smiled. “It means that you are healing. If you continue the treatment, you might go through a second stage of puberty, and it might even grow bigger.”

“My god! What kind of wine is this? It’s so damn effective!” Ximen Dingjun exclaimed in delight.

The old man standing next to him stood upright. Even though he only had a little bit of the wine, his body experienced some changes as well.

“This wine is called Hundred Fruit Dragon Dick wine! It’s my special secret formula!” Chen Xiaobei replied.

“Dra… Dragon… Dick? Where did you get a dragon dick?” Ximen Dingjun gasped.

“Er, that’s just a metaphor. It actually uses more than ten kinds of whips, and then brewed using a special technique!” Chen Xiaobei was making things up as he went.

After all, dragons in the earthly realm were treated like gods. No one would have believed it if he said that there was a dragon’s whip inside.

“Mr. Chen! How much more of this wine do you have? I’m willing to buy it at any price! I will buy everything you have!” Ximen Dingjun exclaimed.

“I don’t have much with me. But after the hunt, I can go visit my Sifu. I might be able to make more then!” Chen Xiaobei said.

He had said that to make sure that Ximen Dingjun would not try to mess with Chen Xiaobei before the hunt was over.

Also, mentioning a mysterious Sifu would make Ximen Dingjun think twice before doing anything to Chen Xiaobei.

“Who is your Sifu? I must visit him after the hunt!” Ximen Dingjun fell for it.

After all, the medical expertise Chen Xiaobei had showe, and the Hundred Fruit Dragon Dick wine that he had produced were not common things that an average person would have. Ximen Dingjun believed that there must be a powerful elite behind Chen Xiaobei. That was why he did not dare to do anything bad to him.

“My Sifu has lived in seclusion for many years, and he does not welcome outsiders into his home. I will just have to pass our Ninth Young Lord’s kind intentions to him.”

All of his medical knowledge, he had learned from Hua Tuo and the others. The dragon dick in the Hundred Fruit Dragon Dick wine was given by Ne’Zha, and the wine was given by Monkey King.

Ximen Dingjun would never be able to meet this ‘Sifu’ of Chen Xiaobei in his entire lifetime.

“He doesn’t meet outsiders? Oh, that’s really too bad! Oh, I can feel something down there!” Ximen Dingjun suddenly shouted excitedly. “Hurry! Go find me a woman! I need to do it now! Wahahaha!”

“Woman? The only woman worthy of you is Wenren Muyue!” The old man said.

“What are you doing just standing there? Go get her to me!” Ximen Dingjun ordered impatiently.

“What about Mr. Chen?” The old man asked.