81 Let Me Show You A Better Way
"Son of the bitch! Who are you calling a bitch?" The landlady was extremely angry.
She slammed the table, causing it to jump. Then, she said, "Don't think you can bully me! Are you treating me as one of those gorgeous and elegant ladies? You will be scared to death when I get angry!
"Gorgeous and elegant? Blargggh…" Chen wanted to puke after hearing what she said. It was not an act for sure.
"You…"
The landlady was getting even angrier. Gas started to shoot out from the top of her head. Then, she shouted at Lin, "Ms. Lin! Why did you get yourself such low quality and uncivilized boyfriend? Dump him now! Master Dongfang is the best!"
"No, my boyfriend is the best! I will stick with him! Only him!" Lin looked really determined. Both of her hands were holding on to Chen's arm.
"From what I can see, you are definitely an idiot!"
The landlady sighed and said, "This young man must be some poor donkey! The hair on master Dongfang's leg is thicker than his waist! Can you imagine how rich is Master Dongfang?!"
"Nope! In my eyes. Dongfang Yangwei is not even qualified to become a speck of dust stuck to the soles of Chen's shoes!" Lin said perversely.
She was very protective of Chen. She would never allow anyone to defame him.
"You…"
The landlady was at the peak of her anger. She shouted angrily, "Your choice! I'm going to stick to my words! Move out now if you choose not to spend the night with Master Dongfang!"
"Where do you want me to move in such a short time frame?! Can you be more reasonable?!" Lin said angrily.
"Move! We will move out tonight!" Chen spoke before the landlady could reply.
"Chen, quite talking nonsense. I don't have a place to go to." Lin got really anxious.
She was going to reason it out with the landlady. But, Chen just pushed her to a dead end. It would be impossible negotiate with the landlady now.
"Hmph! I'll stay here and make sure that you do move! You are a bitch if you don't move out tonight!" The landlady was getting more ruthless with each passing second.
"Then, open up you b*tch's eyes and take a good look!"
Chen raised his eyebrows and took out his cellphone. He called Jing Fei and said, "Jing Fei, help me buy a house right now! Look for a decent and ready-to-move-in house! Yes, right now! Money is not a problem. I will transfer the money after you finish negotiating with the guy."
Lin and the landlady were completely stunned after Chen hung up the call. A decent property in Green Vine City costs at least three million! The fully furnished ones would cost at least five million! However, Chen had decided to purchase a property for Lin without a second thought.
"Chen… You are kidding right…?" Lin could not believe Chen just bought a property for her.
"Go and pack your stuff." Chen said calmly.
"I will talk to Lin Nan. Don't you worry." Chen knew her concern.
"Alright, Nan always listens to you. We will move to the new house now. I will move out with my brother when I find a house that I can afford."
"Pumpkin, you are my woman now. I bought the house for you. You can stay there forever. You don't have to worry about renting another house anymore." Chen smiled and said.
"Who said I'm your woman now! Let me pack my stuff first. I don't want to talk to you anymore…" Lin was shy. She ran to her room with her mouth pouted.
"This…"
The landlady was completely petrified. She stood on the ground with his eyes and mouth wide opened. Her mouth was wide enough to fit a fist. Who the hell is this guy? Buying a house like buying candy! She was shocked but she didn't forget what she had promised Dongfang Yangwei.
"Asshole! I'll have to warn you right now! The young master of Black Tiger gang is interested in Lin Xiang! I know you are filthy rich! But you'll be fed to the crocodile in Green Vine River if you offend Master Dongfang!" The landlady shouted at Chen.
Chen grinned and said, "Oh, stop shouting. I have a better offer for you. Interested?"
"You… What do you mean by that?" The landlady was shocked.
"I saw some pink "Qi" at your forehead. That's the sign of a romantic encounter. However, the sign is still rather weak for now. With my help, you can definitely jump up Dongfang Yangwei's bed," Chen laughed evilly.
"You are crazy! Don't treat me like an idiot! Even a three-year-old kid will not believe your bullshit!" The landlady rolled her eyes on Chen. She did not believe Chen at all.
Chen shrugged and said, "Well, if you are willing to try, you might just be successful. Even if it's 0.001 percent! But, you will lose this 0.001 percent success rate if you refuse to even try!"
"This…" The landlady was stunned for a moment. She then started to think that Chen's words did make sense.
Should she try it? Her interest was piqued. She was alone for quite some years. Also, this was her horniest time! She was sick of using cucumbers, eggplants and vibrating dildos. Shw had been dreaming of getting a real man to moisten her desire.
As she thought of Dongfang's tall and muscular body. She finally succumbed to her desire and said, "How are you going to help me?"
"Tell me, what's your name? And, get me a pen!" Chen said.
"My name is Wang Dali…" She went and borrowed a pen from Lin after she finished telling Chen her name.
Chen quickly took his cellphone and opened up his treasure chest.
"Yangwei Bro, don't blame me for being so cruel to you. You should have never hit on my Lin. No one is going to deal with you if I don't deal with you."
Chen took out the Charm of Marriage that he had received long time ago. His smile was full of evil intent.
"Here's your pen." The landlady handed it to Chen quickly.
Without a second thought, Chen wrote down the names; Wong Dali and Dongfang Yangwei on the charm of marriage. Also, he drew a love shape around their names as well.
"All is done?" The landlady asked.
"Let me calculate the best time for you to approach Dongfang."
Chen lifted his finger and started counting. "Nine o'clock tonight will be your mating time. Go to the hotel and look for Dongfang Yangwei! Remember, you have to be more aggressive. The more aggressive you are, the higher the success rate is!"
"Alright! This is all for my sexual prosperity! I'm going to go all out, this time!" The landlady took the key card of Dongfang's room and left the house.
After that, Chen looked for a matchstick to burn the Charm of Marriage. He couldn't stop laughing. There was one more Monkey Fur of Prosperity and Heavenly dog food left in his treasure chest, having used up the Charm of Marriage. Also, the six hundred odd bottles of Potion of Hundred Herbs and all the stolen jewelry.
After some counting, Chen made a decision, "I'm going to finish using all the magical items real soon! I have to be more active in the group to snatch more Red Envelopes."
His cellphone vibrated when he finished his thoughts.
Ding!
Ding!
Ding!
.....
"Damn! The group is flooded with Red Envelope! Is today some kind of festival?!"
Chen was stunned, He quickly opened the Red Envelope group and started to tap on the screen with all his strength. All these Red Envelopes contained magical treasures! They would greatly enhanced his life!