Chapter 336 Stacked Pagoda!
Chapter 336 Stacked Pagoda!
As the group of people went out of the door in a huge crowd, the little foxes excitedly discussed where they were going to eat. However, Li Yundong was feeling a little worried as he listened to them chatter.
Where would such a large group of people be able to eat? If they went to a restaurant, there would be more than a dozen people needing to be seated. Except for Zhou Qin and Zi Yuan, almost everyone was a gourmand, especially these little foxes, who ate hungrily and voraciously. Although he had 800,000 yuan on hand now, he had just paid the rent, and later he would need to rent a storefront. Money was needed everywhere.
But then again, no matter how much money he had, he wouldn't be able to afford feeding them like this!
Li Yundong was feeling haunted when suddenly something hit him. He laughed and said, "There's an idea!"
Zhou Qin asked him curiously, "What's the solution?"
Li Yundong said proudly, "Let's go to a buffet!"
Zhou Qin was smart and immediately understood the value in Li Yundong's idea. She quickly covered her mouth and laughed, but said nothing.
Su Chan had never gone to a buffet before. She asked curiously, "Yundong, what is a buffet?"
Li Yundong chuckled and said, "It's a place where everyone can eat as much as they want!"
Upon hearing this, Su Chan immediately beamed with joy and said, "Really? That sounds great! Although the food you cook is delicious, I can never get enough to eat!"
Li Yundong looked at her and said with a mysterious smile, "You can eat as much as you like this time. I promise I won't hold you back. But you'd better watch yourself, or you will become a fat little pig, and then I won't like you anymore!"
Su Chan giggled, "No, that won't happen. We cultivators will never get fat."
Li Yundong grinned and didn't say anything. Su Chan turned her head and explained everything to the little foxes who were looking at her eagerly. When they heard that they could eat as much as they wanted, they cheered in unison. In their opinions, Li Yundong was letting them live in a good house and treating them to delicious food, which was thousands of times better than how Liu Ye, the former leader of the sect, had looked after them.
This time, the cheers of the little girls came from the bottom of their hearts. They shouted in unison, "Long live the leader, long live the leader!"
Li Yundong laughed and said, "More like long live the buffet!"
Zi Yuan looked at them and laughed as she shook her head. "Alas, you're the famous Head of a sect now. Why are you still behaving like a child?"
Ruan Hongling also laughed and said scoldingly, "This man has never been able to be serious!"
They arrived at the 'DA-visual self-service restaurant' near the shopping street. As soon as they entered the building, they immediately attracted everyone's attention.
Coincidentally, the owner of the restaurant was there. Looking at the array of beauties before him greedily, he was secretly delighted. "So many beauties are here for the buffet. I will make a great profit this time."
The best thing for a buffet was the arrival of beauties, because most of them would want to stay in shape and thus only consume a little food. Therefore, the proprietors would make a good chunk of profit.
Li Yundong and others found two big tables and sat down. Cao Yi and other little foxes sat at one table, while Li Yundong, Su Chan, Zhou Qin, Zi Yuan and Ruan Hongling sat at the other.
As Su Chan entered the restaurant, she couldn't help looking around, almost as if she was preparing to steal something. As soon as she sat down, she said urgently, "Yundong, I'm starving. Can you let me find something to eat first?"
Li Yundong laughed and said scoldingly, "Quickly wipe your mouth. You're drooling!"
"Ah!" Su Chan hurriedly wiped at the corner of her mouth. Finding that there was nothing there, she said angrily, "You tricked me! Can I go to eat now or not?"
Li Yundong acted like he was driving away a fly, saying, "Go ahead. Look at you, oh my god, one might think you hadn't for hundreds of years!"
Su Chan giggled, then turned around and ran away. When she passed the little foxes' table, she waved her hand and the little foxes all stood up and followed her to the dining table.
Li Yundong watched the flock of them and crooked his neck with a smile. He then shook his head and said, "I really can't do anything about them. Alas, I can't imagine how the former head handled them all."
Zi Yuan took a sip of tea and said meaningfully, "It's easier to go down than up! Li Yundong, you took them down the mountain and now you'll have to bear the consequences."
Li Yundong smiled bitterly and said, "Don't make me worry, okay? I'm always with them. What kind of trouble could they possibly get into?"
Zhou Qin suddenly said, "Master, why do I feel that something is wrong?"
Li Yundong asked in confusion, "What's going on?"
Zhou Qin was sitting opposite Li Yundong and said with a strange expression, "Master, do you remember when Su Chan heaped food up like a pagoda at my birthday party?"
Li Yundong laughed and said, "Of course I remember that. That evening, that little girl, she..."
Before he got all of his words out, Li Yundong's expression suddenly changed. "You're implying that she's heaping a pagoda of food up right now as well, aren't you? Damn it, how could I have forgotten about this?"
Zhou Qin had a strange look on her face. "See for yourself!"
Li Yundong hurriedly looked over and suddenly gasped.
Su Chan was carrying two big plates, one in each of her hands, and on both of them was a huge mountain of various kinds of foods. She was not very petite, but next with these two plates of food, she looked miniscule. What was even more amazing was that the little foxes behind her were all holding similar piles of food in their hands too.
Along the way, their edible pagodas teetered as they move. But every time they were about to fall, their carriers would move like acrobats, twisting their waists and stabilizing it again.
In this buffet, everyone, from the boss to the waiters, and even the guests, were all looking at them with their mouths open.
Su Chan put the two huge plates on Li Yundong's desk with a heavy thump, and then turned to talk about the experience of heaping up the food with the little foxes. As they spoke, they headed to the dining area to get even more food.
The buffet owner's legs were trembling and sweat was dripping down his back. His eyes almost popped out of their sockets.
The waiters and guests looked at Su Chan and the other foxes as if they were seeing alien visitors. Some of them even fished out their phones to take photos.
Li Yundong looked at the mountain of food that was half the height of an average human and thought, "Oh my god, this is really the eighth wonder of the world! How has it been stacked up like this?"
Zhou Qin covered her face with her hand and said with shame, "Master, I feel so embarrassed..."
Zi Yuan also turned her head and looked out of the window, pretending that she didn't know them. She lowered her voice and said, "Li Yundong, you are the head of a sect now. If this news gets out, you will be laughed at by others in the future!"
Ruan Hongling was dumbfounded as she watched the foxes pile up yet more food. She felt as if she were one of them, being watched by the crowd. She felt so ashamed that her ears turned red and she just wanted to find a hole to crawl into. "Oh my god, how can I be with these people? It's so embarrassing!" she lamented.
Li Yundong then realized what was happening. He rushed to the dining area in exasperation and grabbed the plates from Su Chan's hand. Then, he rushed out, carrying her body under his armpit like a rolled up carpet.
Su Chan was shocked and struggled, shouting, "I haven't eaten yet! Put me down! I haven't eaten yet!"
Li Yundong couldn't help but curse, "What are you going to eat? Don't you feel ashamed about taking so much food at once?"
Su Chan yelled like she was suffering the worst possible insult, "It's you who told me that I could eat as much as I wanted!"
Before they went out, Su Chan shouted loudly and brightly. Instantly, everyone looked at Li Yundong. Although he was usually solid and determined, at this time, he felt like his face was burning hot. He glared at Su Chan and said angrily, "How can you say that! How many servings did you take!? Didn't I tell you not to go and stack up a huge pagoda last time?"
After that, he shouted to Zhou Qin, "Zhou Qin, pay the bill!"
Zhou Qin answered affirmatively and hurriedly lowered her head, going to the counter to pay the bill before running out with her head down.
Su Chan struggled in Li Yundong's arms and shouted, "Why pay the bill? I haven't even eaten anything yet! At least let me take some to eat at home!"
Li Yundong was so angry that he laughed loudly despite himself. "Take it home? I'll pull your head off and take that home!" As he spoke, he snapped his fingers on Su Chan's forehead and patted her round ass, then shouted, "Stand up!"
"Ah!" Su Chan covered her forehead with one hand and her buttocks with another. She screwed up her mouth and looked aggrieved as she muttered, "You wouldn't!" As she said this, tears welled up in her eyes and were about to drip down.
Li Yundong laughed and said scoldingly, "Don't pretend to be pitiful. I'll take you somewhere else to eat later! Just stop embarrassing yourself here! It's not same as before. You've not only shamed me, but also damaged the Fox Zen School's reputation!"
At this time, Cao Yi and the others came out. The three shibos also nodded and said, "That's right." Then they started to scold the little foxes.
Li Yundong saw that the store door was being completely blocked by them, which was attracting a lot of attention, so he said, "Okay, let's go somewhere else to talk."
The group of people walked out of the restaurant. Li Yundong felt depressed when he thought about the fact that he had wasted hundreds of yuan on uneaten meals.
Zhou Qin, who was carefully watching from one side, said in a tentative tone, "Master, I know that there's a good restaurant near the mall. Why don't we go there for a meal?"
Li Yundong sighed. "Fine. We'll do as you suggest. You're at least more reliable." With that, he shot a glare at Su Chan.
Su Chan pulled a grimacing expression at Li Yundong and said with resentment, "You broke your promise. You're a liar!"
Li Yundong laughed and said, "Well, you don't need to order anything when we order later. Just watch from the side."
Su Chan was certainly not going to do that. As soon as she heard that there would be food again, her unhappiness immediately disappeared. She rushed over to Li Yundong, took his arm, and said with a smile, "Dear master, don't argue with me! You're the best!"
Li Yundong snorted. "This all depends on your performance!" Then, he winked at Su Chan and said in a tone that only they two could hear, "Especially your performance after we get home!"
Su Chan's cheeks immediately turned red and she muttered angrily, "You're so annoying! How dare you threaten me! I'll ignore you!"
While they were flirting with each other, Ruan Hongling, who was standing to one side, coughed and said in a strange voice, "Hey, there are a lot of people waiting for you."
Li Yundong hadn't expected that a group of people could cause so much trouble by eating a buffet. He gave a hollow laugh and said, "Let's go, girls, let's go to eat!" He then said to Zhou Qin, "You lead the way."