Chapter 239 - The Zombie King’s Heartthrob Girlfriend (19)
The Zombie King’s Heartthrob Girlfriend (19)
When Bai Weiwei woke up, she thought she was dead.
She cursed Song Yunhuan 10,000 times in her heart.
Then she looked up and saw Song Yunhuan sitting next to her, reading.
Song Yunhuan was dressed neatly, his hair bright and clean. A model of character.
Bai Weiwei watched him for a few seconds, stunned, before suddenly laughing. “I’m not dead.”
Song Yunhuan reading the book only looked up. He said in a quiet voice.
“You should be back to normal. Let’s go.”
Bai Weiwei moved and found she was in good health.
At least there was no back pain, or leg cramps, or anything else.
Bai Weiwei sat up in bed and was about to ask where they were going.
Song Yunhuan pulled out a dress from the side. “Put in on.”
Bai Weiwei looked at the dress in his hand, brows knit together. “What am I wearing it for?”
Song Yunhuan stared at her quietly, not answering, just repeated, “Put it on.”
Bai Weiwei looked at the gorgeous dress.
That pink, pink, girly romantic color.
The fluffy, flower-like skirt.
The countless small tassels with small bows hanging down.
The cuffs made of lace.
The dress was so beautiful it seemed to give off its own light.
This kind of girly 2D dress made Bai Weiwei unable to react for a moment.
The system sighed, “How straight is Song Yunhuan, ah? Only a straight man would choose this kind of dress.”
Bai Weiwei vomited blood. “This is a straight man’s aesthetic? Don’t put all straight guys in a black pot ah1.”
Song Yunhuan saw her resist and walked to the bed. “I’ll change it for you.”
Bai Weiwei immediately blushed, her eyes flashing. She used her little fist and gave a good blow to his chest.
“Hate you, don’t you have a sense of shame, is a girl’s body something you should see?”
This childish voice, simply gave a person goosebumps.
Song Yunhuan and the system: “…”
Bai Weiwei grabbed the skirt and hit him a couple more times. “Hate you, hate you, don’t look at me.”
Song Yunhuan: “…I’ll go out.”
When he went out, the system looked at Bai Weiwei, who was changing her clothes.
“Host, what’s wrong with you, are you poisoned?”
The sweet smile on her face turned into a sneer.
“Look at this kind of dress. You still don’t know what kind of woman Song Yunhuan likes?”
System looked at the dress in her hand. It really couldn’t keep up with its host’s brain.
Bai Weiwei pulled the zipper on her skirt gritting her teeth.
“Aesthetic drives preference. Song Yunhuan chose this dress, it would be weird for him not to like women who act spoiled.”
This horrible pink, was it something a normal person would choose?
After Song Yunhuan left, he reached up and touched his chest.
It didn’t hurt. It was more like a tickle.
He calmed down before sitting on the couch to wait.
He heard the door open, looked up, and saw Bai Weiwei in a pink loli skirt. Her skin was pale, her eyes bright, maroon hair tied up in a high ponytail. She looked like the 2D girls in his heart.
He had promised to go out with her.
Because she looked like a girl from a comic book.
Of course, he realized she had a pampered, stupid nature, and quickly lost interest.
Song Yunhuan rose and turned to open the door. “Let’s go.”
Bai Weiwei reached out and grabbed his clothes. “Where are we going?”
Song Yunhuan, this guy, would not want to feed her to the zombies. If so, she first needed to think up countermeasures.
Song Yunhuan paused before he looked down at her, his voice still cold.
“Date.”
1: This sentence appears as 黑锅 which is a black pot, part of the idiom 背黑锅 which means to be unjustly blamed.↩
Nigaria’s corner: after that round of torture in last chapter, I had written this footnote “All along I thought in this zombie arc it was where the ML was a nerd and made the MC cosplay with anime outfits he sewed himself, just waiting for that part to come up… by now I’m pretty sure it was another QTS novel and not this one orz”… so it turned out it really was this one 😂ofc had to delete this part since I didn’t want to ruin the surprise lol Do you think in future arcs the ML can get any worse?