Chapter 1399. School Festival Day 2 / School Swimsuit Judo Tournament
Chapter 1399. School Festival Day 2 / School Swimsuit Judo Tournament
『 Special program coverage! Our first chiki chiki, doki doki, school swimsuit judo contest full of girls! it’s a rare and fantastic animal, kantan, present in our high school festival special! We’re starting!! 』
『 S-Starting!! 』
After the music indicates the start of the program, a text saying “Special news program, first annual school swimsuit judo tournament” appears on the screen.
Then, Nei and Saito Yuki-san dance to the rhythm.
As expected of Nei.
While Saito-san’s wearing her frilly idol outfit, Nei’s wearing our school uniform.
Yet, she dances much more glamorously and brightly than Saito-san, the idol.
As soon as the program starts, Nei’s bustling.
「 Nei-oneesan’s just as usual 」
「 Yeah, that’s the usual Nei-oneesan 」
Rie and Eri looked at Nei on the screen and muttered.
「 Nei-oneesan’s a jolly type. The truth is I want to be in the show, but… 」
「 We’ll just stain the show 」
「 Right, if Nei-oneesan’s appearing on TV, then it has to be a bright place. That’s why we gave up on asking 」
The twins appear on Yukino’s one-hour-long show every week on Friday night, but it’s also a unique show with no sponsors, no commercials, and not even a title for the show.
Besides, it’s a mysterious show from the dark forces that even the people at the TV station don’t know why that program is broadcasted in the first place.
Yukino’s the center of the show.
Snatch, the comedian, and Francie, the columnist, already had solid recognition in their day jobs, so they have no problems appearing on Yukino’s show, but…
Yukino, Eri, and Rie appear on their program every week, and they have a dark image of her parent being Shirasaka Sousuke, who’s even called the enemy of the people, or daughters of the Yakuza who died in the shootout with their own boss.
「 If it’s someone like Mitama-neesan, then there should be no problems 」
「 No, Rie-chan, Mitama-neesan’s too much 」
The monitor shows outside the ring, by the white tent waiting room, is Mitama in her usual white school uniform, holding a sword.
「 Even there, the public thinks “Oh, that’s Anjou Mitama” and nothing much 」
「 Mitama-oneesan’s someone hard to comprehend for them so it won’t be weird if she appears anywhere 」
「 Yeah. Mitama-oneesama will always be herself wherever she goes 」
Yomi also looked at Mitama on the screen and said.
Mitama’s always saying and doing exactly as she does in Yukino’s show, as a warrior, and never breaks the line.
That’s why the viewers see her as that kind of girl already.
「 Can’t beat the natural 」
Mana joins the conversation of the twins.
「 But, surprisingly, Mitama-oneesama’s ability to get accepted by the society like that is what makes her a real star 」
Haiji said.
「 Indeed, Mitama-chan’s suited for show business 」
Katsuko-nee praises Mitama.
The music soon gets quiet and Nei stopped dancing.
『 Okay, our first annual school swimsuit judo tournament has begun, I’m the MC of this event, Natou Nei, second-year, class 1, attendance number 18! 』
『 A-And I’m her assistant, Death Star Production’s M&M Section F’s Saito Yuki! 』
Saito-san bows her head for her introduction.
『 Ooooh! Yuki-chan!!!! 』
Oh, it seems like there are some big fans, about three guys, on the right side of the ring, shouting “Do your best! Yuki!!”
Saito-san’s got fans too.
Oh, they’re all wearing a T-shirt with Saito-san’s pic.
『 Thank you, guys 』
Saito-san waved at her fans, but…
「 She says, but that’s just three guys 」
「 Don’t say it like that, it makes you pity her, Rie-chan 」
Err, do your best, Saito-san.
『 Come on Yuki-chan, let’s get back to work! 』
『 Ah, I’m sorry! 』
Saito-san hurriedly picked up the script she was hiding in the corner of the ring.
『 Next, we’ll explain what school swimsuit judo is, right? 』
『 Ah, yes. Err, err, let’s see. It’s this! Eh, what kind of sports school swimsuit judo is? 』
Saito-san’s monotone.
『 That’s a good question, but you know, school swimsuit judo is a new hyper grappling updated unbelievable sport that’s very popular among the young and young at heart in Los Angeles right now! The rules are simple, you put on a school swimsuit and a judo uniform on top and fight! 』
『 Wow, that looks fun! 』
Saito-san, you should look a bit more excited.
『 The match is a single round and it lasts three minutes, if your opponent unties your judo belt or your shoulders touch the mat, then you lose 』
『 When their shoulders touch the mat? Do they not count to three like in wrestling? 』
『 Not here! If your shoulders touch the mat, you lose! That’s how the match goes fast! 』
Oh, so that’s their rule.
Well, Edie came up with this a few weeks ago.
『 And since today’s an exhibition match, if the winner’s not decided in three minutes, the match ends, there’s no overtime, it results in both sides losing 』
『 Huh, Natou-san, normally shouldn’t the result be “draw?” 』
『 Unfortunately no, the philosophy of school swimsuit judo is that everyone’s a loser except for the winners! So a draw is still a loss~ 』
Oh, now that’s an Edie-like setting.
『 Well then, we’ve kept everyone waiting, let’s introduce our participants!! 』
Nei smiled at the camera.
『 Ler’s see, in school swimsuit judo, the red corner is called Novelist Ithaca’s team, and the blue corner is called Painter Hama’s team 』
『 Then, let’s start with the Ithaca team! Come! 』
Nei shouts, and then coming from the waiting room tent are Rodulfo-Seiko-san and Line Haruko wearing their school swimsuit and judo uniform.
『 Coming in first is Rodulfo Seiko-san, the leader of the Creative Martial Arts in Golden Balm Gym, competing for the beauty witch league, and her apprentice, Line Haruko-san, who’s competing for the high-school division! 』
Saito-san gives an awkward explanation, but the beautiful master and disciple enter the ring.
Hmmm, Rodulfo-san wearing her school swimsuit is pretty much impossible, but she’s one of the beauties in the martial arts world so she’s perfect for the beauty witch league.
『 Haruko, look at the cameras. It’s there, looks straight at the camera 』
『 Rodulfo-san 』
Rodulfo-san’s in high spirits, but Haruko-san’s embarrassed.
Line Haruko-san, who usually approaches her matches with dignity, is embarrassed. Now that’s a new charm.
『 Rodulfo-san’s, the one recording is the camera with the red light on! It’s that camera over there right now 』
Nei tells her with a smile.
『 Oh, That’s embarrassing. Sorry for playing around. Haruko, the camera’s over there! 』
Rodulfo-san makes a pose looking at the camera.
『 R-Rodulfo Seiko-san’s eager! 』
Saito-san said, Rodulfo-san;
『 Anyway, I’ll win. I’ll win so hard! Haruko and I will win this! We’ll show you the strength so watch our Golden Balm Gym! Yay! 』
『 Please treat us well 』
Rodulfo-san just said “Yay!”
She’s so happy to be on a commercial show on a Sunday afternoon.
Anyway, she wants to advertise her gym with this opportunity.
『 Next! Hama’s team! 』
『 Err, Coming from the Combat Karate style Tommy Ashida Dojo, and fighting in the beauty witch league, Monkey Mimi-san, and Daiporon Karisman!! 』
『 Yo!!! 』
Mimi-san comes out running from the tent with a fighting spirit cheer.
Then, she runs up the metal stairs, leaps over the ropes, and stands in the ring.
『 Choiyaa!! I’ll beat Rodulfo Seiko-san up! 』
Mimi-san points at Rodulfo-san, provoking her.
『 Ooh, Mimi-san went to declare her victory right away! 』
Nei laughed and then, Poron-san appears late from the waiting room.
『 Mimi-san, don’t be too enraged. It’s easy for us to beat Rodulfo-san 』
She walks to the ring with a nonchalant attitude along with her usual fake Kyoto accent.
『 Good Morning everyone, it’s Poron from Tommy Ashida Dojo 』
『 I’m Monkey Mimi! Yo! 』
The two of them didn’t even hesitate when facing the camera and making a pose.
『 Oh boy, well then, let’s introduce the next one, the Ikasaka team! Come!! 』
『 Yes, the next two are coming fighting in the high school division, Team Kuromori’s Kudou Haruka-san and Kendou Maria-san 』
『 Seiyaa!! 』
『 Soiyaa!! 』
The high-school girl duo Kudou Haruka and Kendou Maria comes running to the ring.
Haruka-san’s got a straightforward personality, she doesn’t try to advertise herself.
Kendou Maria follows Haruka quietly.
『 Err, Kudou-san’s the women’s high-school karate champion last year, right? 』
Saito-san asks Kudou Haruka.
『 That’s already in the past. Let it go 』
『 That’s right, the time has come! 』
『 Anyway, we’re just doing our best! 』
『 The time has come! That’s all! 』
Kudou Haruka aside, what is Kendou Maria’s saying?
『 Then, the last of the Hama-san team!! 』
『 Grace Marinka-san and Edie Sexton!! 』
Grace-san runs out of the waiting tent.
She ascends the stairs with a lively snapping sound and lightness unimaginable from her large body, jumping over the ropes and she stands on the ring.
『 Hmmph! 』
She raises her hand into the sky and appeals to the spectators in the ring, not to the camera.
『 Ooooh!! 』
With Nei’s introduction, the stunned audience erupted in loud cheer!
「 As expected from someone who has been a female professional wrestler, she’s accustomed to getting the crowd excited 」
Katsuko-nee said.
Next.
『 I’m also here! 』
I thought that Edie’s voice coming from the tent in the waiting room.
Shubababababa!!
Edie rushes up to the ring at a high speed.
『!!!! 』
It’s as if she teleported, she moved to the corner post.
『 I’m here~ 』
Edie looks down at her surroundings from the pole and waved her hand at the students.
『 Ooooh!!! 』
The cheers were louder compared to Grace-san because she’s a student in this school.
Even if they don’t know that Edie does martial arts,
This tanned skin, blonde hair, and blue eyes, cheerful American beauty stand out a lot in our school.
Edie’s sorting out the customers buying our pastry every day.
Every student in our school knows Edie.
『 Yes, looking good! 』
Then, Edie jumped from the corner post, rotated like a cat, and landed lightly on the mat.
『 E-Err, Grace Marinka-san comes from professional wrestling, and Edie-san’s an American exchange student in this high school, right? 』
Saito Yuki-san explains the two despite being in shock by Edie’s performance.
『 That’s right, I’m Edie. a cute high school girl coming from New Orleans 』
Edie greets cheerfully.
『 If you want a cute 17-year-old, then we have Haruko here! 』
Rodulfo-san puts the embarrassed Line Haruko-san to the front.
『 Poron doesn’t have a young girl with her 』
『 What could you possibly be talking about? Mimi-chan’s not as young as the others, but she’s got her adult woman charms! 』
『 That’s right! 』
No, Poron-san, sure, you’re quite the beautiful witch, but…
Mimi-san, you’re more on the refreshing sporty type, right?
『 Err, how old are Kudou-san and Kendou-san? 』
Saito-san asks the two.
『 18 』
『 17 』
The two high school karate girls replied bluntly.
『 No, uhm, everyone sure is lovely. It may be weird for an idol like me to say, but, is this really a fight in the ring? 』
Saito-san’s right.
Everyone’s wearing school uniform and judo uniform on top, a weird outfit, but…
They all got a nice style and beautiful faces.
『 Fight. What’s the point if we don’t fight 』
Grace-san replies to Saito-san with her expressionless face.
『 That’s right, I’m going to beat you all up 』
『 If so, I’ll toughen up and put you down 』
Monkey Mimi-san, and Rodulfo-san, who are paired to fight, provoke each other right away.
『 H-Haaa, is that so? 』
Saito-san looks confused as she’s surrounded by the martial artists, but Edie;
『 You’re cute too 』
She smiles.
『 Yes, yes, Yuki-chan’s cute 』
Nei said smiling.
『 No, uhm, it just hurts hearing that from Natou-san 』
An Idol who signed with an agency lost to an ordinary high-school girl.
『 With that said, the eight of them will be fighting! We’ll have Edie-chan do the oath of play 』
Nei said. Edie moved forward.
『 There were two wrestling wearing tiger masks, and they said. Might is not justice, but Justice is power!! 』
W-What?
『 Misagawa said that? 』
Grace Marinka-san, the former pro wrestler, mutters.
『 No, not them. Grace-san, that’s two generations ago! Edie-san’s talking about second-generation tiger masks 』
Nei tries to fix it, but…
『 What’s the difference? 』
『 Ah, Grace-chan, the second generation ago you’re talking about is a real wrestler, and the current second-generation Nei’s talking about is from an anime 』
Mimi-san explained.
『 Anime? The recent one? 』
『 No, that’s not it Grace-san!! The second-generation tiger mask she’s talking about is from 1981! The one where the main character has a red sports car turning into a convertible with a tiger face at the flick of a switch! The voice of Inoki is Ginga Banho, the butcher and Andre are voiced by the same Actor, and somehow, the director Nagashima appears in the wrestling anime 』
Nei’s face turns red, talking passionately.
『 Yeah, the actual first tiger guy was a tie-in to the second generation in the anime, so even though he was the first, his early costumes had the number 2 on them for some reason 』
Mimi-san’s just spouting some information we don’t need.
『 Going back on topic! If you don’t win, there’s no point, and I’m winning!! With that said, let’s fight! That’s the oath done! 』
Edie finished her nonsensical oath of fair play.
『 Err, next is singing the national anthem right? Am I the one singing? 』
Saito Yuki-san looks at the staff under the ring in surprise.
『 Oh, sorry about that, we just decided that earlier. Err, let’s welcome Tiger Izumi-san, singing our national anthem 』
Nei said, the camera switches to the front of the waiting room.
Stand there is;
Igarashi Izumi, wearing a tiger mask.
『 L-Let’s begin!! 』
Tsukiko must’ve ordered Igarashi Izumi to sing.
She’s hiding her face with a tiger mask, but she’s still wearing the same high-school uniform so that might be a problem later.
『!!! 』
However.
Igarashi Izumi’s soprano voice is wonderful.
She sings with a clear and dignified voice.
The entire crowd gathered in the schoolyard to hear Igarashi Izumi’s voice.
「 What an interesting girl 」
Katsuko-nee smiled.
The song ended, and then.
『 Ooooooh!! 』
Another cheer from the audience.
『 Thank you, Tiger Izumi! That was amazing! 』
『 T-That was amazing. Err, that’s weird for an idol like me to say this, but… 』
Nei and Saito Yuki-san praised Igarashi Izumi.
『 Well then, let’s begin with our first match 』
Nei said.
『 Hey, hey, wait a second!! 』
W-What?
A loud female voice comes from the school gate.
『 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a second!!! 』
The camera shows the one speaking.
Then, three oversized women wearing the same jersey pattern appear.
They come running to the ring.
『 Huh, what is it? I never heard of this development 』
Saito-san doesn’t know about this, then this isn’t as planned.
Who? Who’s the one barging in?
『 Hey! Hey! Move it!! 』
『 Make way! Hey!! 』
The three forcibly mow through the students around the ring.
『 Oh? Isn’t that Dan-san? 』
Poron-san looked at one of the three who came running to the ring and said.
Dan-san?
『 Huh? The general of commando sambo gym God’s brown bear? 』
Mimi-san asks.
Huh? Dan-san? Dan Toushiko? the one who lost to Margo-san in the martial arts tournament before?
「 It’s been a while 」
Edie said with a smile.
Then, the camera gave a good look at the three.
Oh, the three of them have a jersey with their gym name printed on it.
They’re all looking tough, but…
The one who looks like a muscle behemoth is…
That’s definitely Dan Toushiko-san.
『 You even brought your disciples with you, what do you want? 』
Mimi-san asks from above the ring, and…
『 I contacted her, we’re no strangers anyway 』
Rodulfo Seiko-san said.
『 Huh? Rodulfo-san contacted them? Why? 』
『 No, Mimi-san. It wasn’t me who called them, I just sent them a mail that says Haruko and I will be on TV, so they can come and watch 』
Rodulfo-san replied to Mimi-san.
『 That’s right! It was a half-assed mail, that’s why we lost our way to the venue!!! 』
Dan Toushiko-san shouts.
『 Oh, sorry about that. But, I never thought that you’d come to the venue just to cheer us on 』
Rodulfo-san said.
『 Bullsh*t! Who came to support who?! 』
『 Toushiko-san! 』
『 Not yet, not yet! 』
Dan Toushiko-san’s about to rampage, but her two disciples stopped her.
『 Oh my, could it be that you came to cheer me on instead? 』
Poron-san asked this time.
『 I didn’t come here to cheer on anyone!!! 』
『 Toushiko-san! 』
『 Not yet, not yet!! 』
Err.
『 Why did you come then? 』
Grace Marinka-san asks.
『 Toushiko-san 』
『 Now, it’s now! 』
The two pushed her back and Dan-san looked up at the ring.
『 I’m joining in too! 』
She declares.
『 Uoooooh!! 』
Another loud cheer.
Dan-san came to join?
『 Oooh, I see. So that’s how it is. Dan-san lost to Margo-san last time and I heard rumors that Dan-san’s gym lost a lot of trainees 』
『 Dan-san still got it better, Remy’s European Fujiwara gym had a lot of branches all around the globe and I heard some of them went out of business because they ran out of trainees 』
Poron-san and Mimi-san said.
『 Even after losing, I told Margo-san to take me with her to America. Then, it increased my trainees, saying that I looked cool 』
Rodulfo-san has a lot of female fans because of her good looks, so even if she loses, she still used it and created a good impression after trying to join up with Margo-san.
『 As for me, well, it’s a dojo where I pick my disciples. There are not really any fluctuations 』
Mimi-san’s Tommy Ashida Dojo even calls itself combat Karate.
『 But, our fanbase has grown 』
Poron-san’s also voluptuous, she’s indeed a beautiful witch.
『 I don’t care about that! I want to join the fight in this ring! 』
『 That’s right, let Dan-san join in! Are you afraid of her? Bastards! 』
『 That’s right! Dammit! 』
Dan Toushiko-san and her disciples try to appeal.
『 Meaning, you want to promote your gym in front of the TV. Well, I’m doing the same 』
Rodulfo-san smiled wryly.
『 We don’t even need to advertise our dojo, I just want some more people watching our fights 』
『 I agree with Poron 』
Poron-san and Mimi-san said.
It means so much to these women martial artists to promote themselves and their gyms during this afternoon.
『 But to be honest, we’re all beautiful fighters here, it would be great if we could at least one martial arts idiot, Dan-san 』
Poron-san said.
『 I disagree. Adding another one would just add more time 』
Rodulfo-san is against Dan-san’s participation.
『 I mean, we’re having a school swimsuit judo tournament. Dan-san, can you dress up the same? 』
『 That’s right! You need to put on the same outfit 』
Mimi-san agreed, and Poron-san shows off her glamorous body wearing a school swimsuit.
『 I’m a martial artist, there’s no way I’d dress that disgracefully 』
『 T-That’s right! Don’t look down on Dan-san! 』
『 Don’t look down on her! 』
Dan-san gave up on wearing a school swimsuit.
『 Oh my, you sure are silly, you want to appear on TV, but you don’t want to put on a school swimsuit? 』
『 Still, Rodulfo-san, we managed to put on our school swimsuits somehow but, Dan-san’s body is too buff that you can’t find any school swimsuit she can put on, right? 』
『 True, it might be difficult for Dan-san, even a competitive swimsuit might not fit 』
Rodulfo-san, Mimi-san, and Poron-san makes fun of Dan-san.
『 Bastards, you keep making fun of me! Let me join, and I’ll fight you! 』
『 That’s right! Let Dan-san fight! 』
『 Don’t escape from her! 』
If I recall, Dan Toushiko-san’s age is 32.
『 But, Edie-san’s the one who’s managing this tournament 』
Mimi-san looked at Edie.
『 Edie-chan, what should we do with this selfish person? 』
Poron-san asks. Edie;
『 Let her get up here, I’ll deal with her 』
Huh, Edie’s fighting Dan-san?
If I recall, Edie fought in the lightest category, meanwhile, Dan-san is in the heaviest division.
I mean, they look quite different.
『 Seiko, this will be over in an instant 』
Rodulfo-san smiled.
『 Oh? Then, I’ll let them take care of it. Don’t take too long, Edie-chan 』
『 We have a lot of catching up to do so get it done quick, Edie-chan 』
『 That’s right. If it’s Edie-chan, she can end it right away. Haruko, let’s watch from below the ring 』
『 O-Okay 』
Edie said. Poron-san, Mimi-san, Rodulfo-san and Haruko-san left the ring.
Everyone’s expecting Edie to win.
『 Maria, let’s go 』
『 Got it! 』
Kudou Haruka and Kendou Maria left the ring.
『 Yeah, you got this 』
Grace-san also called Edie and left.
『 Err, uhm 』
『 Don’t mind it, Yuki-chan, we’ll go down too 』
『 No, but… I thought that I have to explain to the people who had just come here? 』
Saito-san doesn’t forget her job as the assistant.
『 Let it be. Either way, she’s going to lose and go home soon, it’s better if you don’t publicize her name and gym on TV too much 』
Nei also pulled Saito-san’s hand out of the gym.
『 B-Bullsh*t! Who do you think I am? 』
『 That’s right! She’s The representative of God Brown Bear who practices Command Sambo! Dan Toushiko! 』
『 Dan Toushiko! Please remember that name! 』
The disciples try to promote their gym and their master on TV.
『 Never mind that, get up here and fight 』
Edie, who’s the only one in the ring now, told Dan-san.
『 Yeah, I’m coming right now you bitch! 』
Dan-san’s footsteps make a loud sound and she gets up from the ring wearing her jersey.
『 Besides, you’re in the lightweight class! I know that you won in your division last tournament but you can’t even compete with me in the weight class! 』
『 That’s right! In martial arts, the heavier one has more advantages! Bitch! 』
『 You’re ten years too early to fight Dan-san with that flimsy body of yours! 』
The disciples jeer at Edie from the side.
But Dan-san indeed has 60% more body volume than Edie, both vertically and horizontally. Their weight class is three times different.
The monitor shows a David vs Goliath scene.
『 Shut up. I thought that it’s a common proverb that weak dogs bark a lot? 』
『 What did you say bitch?! 』
Dan-san’s anger changed her look.
『 Okay, ring the bell! 』
Nei tells the staff.
Kannn!!!!!!
The high-pitched echo from the gong roars through the schoolyard.
『 Weeeee!!! 』
It was for a mere moment.
Bishi!!!
The loud sound of blows is clearly heard on TV.
『????!!!! 』
Dan Toushiko-san didn’t even take a single step.
As soon as the gong rings, Edie’s high kick slams Dan-san’s temporal region.
『 N-No way! 』
Then, Dan-san’s huge body fell.
It made a loud thud, and she fell to the mat.
『 Uoooooooooooooohhhh!! 』
The students watching the match cheered.
『 W-Wow!!!! 』
『 So strong!!!!! 』
Speaking of which, except for the students who like martial arts.
This is their first time seeing Edie beat a martial artist who’s much bigger than her.
『 Awawawa!! I-Is she going to be okay? 』
Seeing Dan-san get knocked out in front of her, Saito Yuki-san panics, but…
『 Don’t worry about it, it’s just the usual 』
Nei smiled.
『 No problem, I know how to adjust my attacks 』
Edie’s also taking it easy.
It’s visually flashy, but…
The truth is, she just made her unconscious by sending Qi to her toes, so there shouldn’t be much damage.
『 She’ll recover immediately. Anyway, get her off. She’s being a hindrance 』
『 Can’t help it 』
Mimi-san holds a stretcher prepared at the ringside
『 Hey, carry your boss 』
『 O-Okay, dammit 』
『 We’ll take her, dammit 』
The disciples carried the stretched and got up on the ring.
The other one coming would be the doctor from Kouzuki memorial hospital that Rei-chan hired.
『 I guess God Brown Bear would close their gyms now 』
Mimi-san sighs.
『 Well, she reaps what she sowed 』
『 That’s right, it’s great that those without skills decrease 』
Poron-san and Rodulfo-san are cold towards Dan-san.