Chapter 526-5: Slapstick Side Story 5 Pregnant Party
Chapter 526-5: Slapstick Side Story 5 Pregnant Party
「So hot~ I lowered the flame of the fireplace~」
「I really can’t believe it’s the middle of winter. There was steam when I opened the window!」
The women are boisterous.
I’m naturally in the center, but multiple women are conversing with each other here and there too so it’s noisy like a busy street.
「Well it’s because the feudal lord doesn’t come here often. Everyone can’t help getting excited.」
「That’s right, that’s right~ Nonna-sama glares at me whenever I go near the mansion. It can’t be helped.」
I’m currently in the lovers’ residence built adjacent to the mansion. There are presently 80 girls being housed here.
The building was initially constructed from wood and called “the women’s hut” by the heartless Carla, but the interior has since been upgraded and now looks more lavish than a rich person’s mansion.
That led to the heartless Sekrit reasonably evaluating the place as “the lovers’ grotto”.
「I do feel sorry. Here, I’ll do this to apologize.」
「「Oh no~♪」」
I pick up two young girls and roll them on the bed.
Every single woman is dressed extremely lightly and some are even naked.
Although it is the middle of winter, there is an incredible amount of heat being generated by the large gathering of females who are eating, drinking and having sex.
I’m also only wearing my underwear and get more sweaty as I press my body against another girl’s skin.
「Fufu, I’ll get on top.」
A woman in a negligee mounts me and rocks her hips.
Both of our lower halves are still clothed so there is no penetration, but the woman’s crotch is wet from her juices, a bulge is forming in my underwear and a lewd scent is starting to waft in the air.
「I’m really sorry for keeping you locked in this place.」
However, rather than blame me, the girls laugh.
「Locked……? Fufu, even though we can go home whenever we want and are allowed to spend the night outside?」
「Normally, women who are lovers don’t get to leave much~」
Many girls here had their homes burned down by the ravages of war, were sold by human traffickers or had no place to return to, but there are also some I simply met in town and took in as my lovers. Those women are free to visit their families, go to bars in the city or seek delicacies outside the city walls.
「If you think about it calmly, the fact that you get all the necessities of life provided, plus luxuries, and are given an allowance on top really makes you suspicious.」
「I was deceived by such honeyed words and sold to a slave trader as a result. I experienced hell until the feudal lord saved me.」
Two different women each pull an arm and sandwich it between their cleavage.
One was an illegal slave I saved from a human trafficker and embraced to comfort her.
The other was a dancer at a tavern who I slept with on the spur of the moment.
「Moreover, we’re free to stop and fall in love with anyone. Rather than lovers, it’s like a paid open relationship.」
I wouldn’t mind if they wanted to leave and stop being my lover at any time.
Obviously, I would try convincing them otherwise through sex, and if they couldn’t be persuaded that just means I’m not man enough. I wouldn’t force them to stay.
To this day, women have occasionally left and vacated several rooms.
「I think the women who would give up such a blessed environment are stupid, honestly.」
The woman riding me says as she removes her negligee and exposes her breasts.
She leans forward and pushes her sweaty bosom against my face.
「Most importantly, I can rest assured that I will never be abandoned because of age.」
The woman who lets out a sweet sigh as she kisses me has a few wrinkles on her face and is wearing tight clothes probably to hide her figure.
A majority of the lovers are in their 20’s to 30’s, but there are naturally women in their 30’s and 40’s, albeit a small handful.
If anything, there are no ten-year old kids that Andrei likes and who I only see as children here.
This woman should be turning 40 soon.
She grew old after a long career as a prostitute and was abandoned due to a lack of customers.
「What a foolish guy he is for tossing you aside just because you’re more mature. You are so soft and sensitive too.」
I slide the clothes off her body and reach down to her crotch.
She lets out a lovely high-pitched squeal.
「And the youth will come back if you keep fucking too.」
With that said, I’m not into elderly women and they would also like to retire when their bodies can’t handle intense intercourse. In that case, I will build a house for them in Rafen and take care of their lives.
「You’re really clenching down. Ready for me?」
I remove my underwear when she nods and let my cock pop out in front of the woman, who grabs it with both hands and slowly lowers her hips.
That was when the dry sound of a bell that contrasted with the damp room rang out.
「Did someone come in?」
「Aww. I just put the tip in.」
I opened the window and saw a familiar woman closing her eyes shut.
She is no longer living in the mansion so a guard is escorting her and waiting for my permission.
「It’s fine.」
The guard salutes and leaves.
Because a few mischievous girls showed their boobs and legs, he is bent over a bit.
「What’s the matter?」
This girl is a former lover of mine but left after falling in love with another man.
I believe her name was Mina. Acquaintances of the girl look on with mixed expressions on their faces.
「Actually, my husband……in an accident.」
She separated from me and got married, but her husband immediately passed away from an accident.
Moreover, her belly is noticeably bigger.
「I don’t have any savings, any work or any money to pay rent…… I’ll do any painful or dirty job you want.」
She nestles up to me, her body trembling.
「Mii……that’s unlucky. But you’re being too selfish.」
The other girls are giving her partially annoyed and partially compassionate looks.
I heave a long sigh and lay Mina face up on the bed.
I flip up her shirt and plant a soft kiss on the navel of her exposed belly.
「It can be my kid.」
「Eh?」
I plant another kiss, this time on her lips.
「Let the child be mine. Forget about your late husband.」
「Ah……」
I wrap my arms around her, careful not to squeeze her enlarged stomach.
Something seems to make a plop sound.
「Ah, Mii’s gone. Her eyes have become hearts.」
「You’re right. She’s giving off a pink smell.」
Mina speaks like she’s hypnotized and starts to insert my dick inside her.
「Half should be fine and I will also let it greet the baby. If the baby is a girl, she’ll be in your care in about 15 years too.」
「You’re saying something quite dangerous.」
「More importantly, isn’t the feudal lord too lenient? He’s going so far as to look after a woman who another man impregnated.」
「It’s odd though, I shouldn’t agree yet my womb won’t stop crying with glee.」
Women crowd around me.
I thought we’d flirt a bit more, but it looks like we’re going straight to an orgy.
「「「Impregnate me too.」」」
I accept the challenge. Squeeze out as much as you want.
The orgy at the lover’s grotto ends and I make sure to plant my seed in the women who want it before returning to the mansion.
「That immoral feeling from having a woman pregnant with another man’s baby suck me off really turned me on.」
I say while walking inattentively and bump into something.
「Funya.」
Annette’s chestnut-colored hair flutters in front of my eyes.
「Watch where you’re going! If you hit my stomach, I won’t let you……geh.」
Annette yelled in a rough tone she used as a former pirate, thinking it was anyone but me. When she noticed who it was, her face became pale.
「Sorry, sorry. Hm, stomach?」
I catch a glimpse sooner than she can hide it and see the bulge.
「T-this isn’t……I didn’t say anything because……I mean, master’s seed……we were separated for such a long time you see, but I didn’t cheat, although you might not believe an ex-pirate bitch like me……」
She spits a jumble of words in rapid succession.
「What are you panicking about?」
I hug her from behind and softly stroke her enlarged belly.
「I’m glad you’re pregnant. I will take care of your livelihood so give birth to a healthy child.」
I hear another plop sound from somewhere.
「Can we go to the bedroom? My love for you is so strong, let me do it with my mouth. On second thought, use my ass. I’ll clean it for you with some milk.」
I was just wrung dry moments ago, I wonder if I can get hard.
Let’s focus energy into my lower half and accelerate the production of sperm.
Coincidentally, another woman happens to pass by.
She is also rubbing her stomach, but I can’t be sure if she’s pregnant until I get a closer look.
「Fu, fufu. The semen left by my dear brother, my dear brother is growing inside me……fu, fufufufufu.」
Piris’s voice sends shivers up my spine.
She forcibly impregnated herself with semen belonging to Maestus, her biological brother.
After Maestus, a commander of South Yuguria, was cut down by me in battle, Piris, who loved her brother as a man, mounted him on the brink of his death and rocked her hips until he ejaculated into her womb.
「Dear brother is not dead. He will get big in my tummy and be born once again. Then when he matures, I will get him to love me this time.」
I’ve been keeping her confined, but since she hasn’t tried to flee or resist probably because of how important the child in her belly is, I allowed her to roam freely as long as she is being monitored.
That is, if nothing unnecessary is said to her.
Piris grins upon seeing me.
She doesn’t glare at me like I’m the killer of her brother, instead she greets me with a kiss.
「Killer? Why? My dear brother is right here.」
Piris caresses her belly lovingly with a gentle smile on her face.
Annette is drawn in and also extends a hand to her stomach.
「Don’t touch me.」
Where in the small body of Piris is that voice coming?
Annette flinches and jumps backward.
I once hugged her and asked to make the child mine in the same tone used with Annette and Mina.
Piris snapped and shouted that she wouldn’t hand her brother to me, resulting in a violent outburst and a huge mess.
Ever since then, I did not say any more unnecessary things to her.
I’m not so cruel that I would slay her brother, drive her sister insane and abandon her after she finally got pregnant.
After she gives birth safely, I’ll shoot my own seed into her emptied womb, by force if I have to, and perhaps she’ll come to her senses.
「My dear brother over here is aching.」
Piris seems to be referring to the object hanging from the necklace around her neck――which is a dried up finger.
「Hiiih!」
Annette recoils.
「If you’ll excuse me.」
Piris kisses me, smiles and walks off.
「Fufufu, dear brother, my dear brother……」
Will she go back to normal? I hope she goes back.
As I think how slim the chances are, Annette holds her abdomen and crouches.
「It came when I was surprised……ugh, going to be born……!」
In conclusion, Annette gave birth to a healthy baby boy.
Although somewhat prematurely born, neither the baby or the mother were in danger during the delivery. The only newsworthy topics were what the tattoo-covered Annette said to the midwife and the theory of how Annette is a sex slave based on the striking tattoo of the words “Aegir’s woman” carved on her back.
I watched the exhausted Annette fall asleep and then also exit the room.
「What an eventful day, beginning with an orgy and then witnessing the birth of a baby.」
It is nighttime, but lights can still be seen coming from a number of rooms.
This is Melissa’s room.
「Mm. Dorothea-san’s situation seems to have worsened. Her letter said not to tell Aegir-sama though……」
That voice, oh it’s Catherine.
「But we can’t leave her alone. It’s fine as long as it’s just harassment, but something shady is brewing in the capital and on the rare chance that an incident occurs, Dorothea-san and the children might be in danger.」
Melissa sounds seriously concerned.
The matter does not seem like one we can ignore.
「If she is saying not to inform me, then I can’t just boldly jump in either.」
I take out a sheet of paper from my pocket and quickly pen a letter.
「Marta, are you here?」
「Yes, I am.」
I hand the letter to Marta as she pokes her head out.
「Send it to Berecca. Secretly, of course.」
「Ber……fufu. Very well.」
Marta accepts the letter and hurries off.
Sending the letter directly would cause needless doubt due to the present circumstances.
I’m sure she would know a more clever way.
Marta’s chuckle at the end bugs me though.
I hear voices coming from Polte’s room next.
「Claire-sama wants to speak personally with the feudal lord.」
「That’s a problem. I can’t disregard her when we’re in debt. But Hardlett-sama will 100 percent say something unnecessary.」
Why is Adolph in Polte’s room?
Is it related to work? No, he’s also a man. He must be using work as a pretext to get her to sleep with him.
I have to barge in.
「Additionally, there seems to be a growing movement in Richemott of citizens seeking rights. The commotion extends to former Libatis as well……」
「If we don’t stop them before fights break out, Leopolt-san and Myla-san might intervene with force. When that happens, the situation will instantly flare up……we have to find common ground.」
Hm, the conversation has become complicated.
「Leopolt-sama says that control of Zwei Elfie should be given to the private army. With the recent bandit attack, he says it’s unreasonable to let wanderers roam unhindered.」
「It might be a little unreasonable, but there is no other method of utilizing the southern territory. Large scale grouping is impossible so you organize a paid vigilante corps……」
The conversation will continue all night if I keep listening.
It’s not the right timing for me to intrude, I guess I’ll overlook it for now.
Celia’s room is last.
「Sniff sniff. It’s Aegir-sama’s scent! Hurry up and hide!」
I hear flustered footsteps in the room.
My legs waver from the shock.
Someone who panics when I’m coming……who could it be except a secret lover?
「Uooooh!! Celiaaaaa!!」
I run into the door in a rage, and break through to the other side.
「Gyaa! W-what’s the matter?」
Celia’s face is flushed, her breathing is ragged and the sheets are wrinkled.
There is plenty of evidence pointing to an affair.
「Over there!?」
I throw open the doors of the closet.
「Kyuuun.」
Oh, it’s just the fox.
「Err……it somehow found its way in the room……」
I close my eyes and then open them after concentrating briefly.
While staring into Celia’s eyes, I move my hand to the window, to the cupboard, to the wooden crate…… then her eyes start to drift when my hand hovers over the bottom of the bed.
「Get ready, chump. I won’t let anyone who messes with my Celia leave here alive.」
I lift the nervous Celia with my right hand and use my other hand to lift up the entire bed.
「……tee hee.」
Lying naked under the bed was Leah.
I heave the largest sigh of the day and lower the bed.
「So misleading……I was going to eat the guy alive.」
「I’b thowwie!」
I pinch Celia’s cheeks and roll onto the bed myself.
「Leah was fooling around after she came out of the bath naked……I thought it would cause a misunderstanding.」
I picture Leah and Celia play-wrestling in my mind.
I have no issue with that. They can mingle together and I can watch. It’s a world where no one is unhappy.
「I’m getting turned on just imagining it. I’ll fuck you two together.」
「Wah!」「Hyaa!」
I tear off Celia’s clothes and place her on top of Leah.
My erection slides in between their smooth genitals.
「「Auu!」」
I saw it just when I was satisfied with their erotic moans and was about to swing my hips for real.
The same piece of paper with the line and numbers I saw yesterday is on the desk.
「I have checked it many times myself and there are no holes. I’m sure I’ll be able to make money, so I’m going to use a new method called margin trading to――」
Celia says proudly with her plump ass facing me.
I don’t know what she is talking about, but apparently she bought soybean futures via margin trading which was introduced by Claire.
「I have no clue either since I’m an idiot. That’s why I’m licking~」
Leah drags her tongue along Celia’s neck and I simultaneously tease Celia’s clit.
「Waaa! I thought the two of us were going to please Aegir-sama! I can’t handle the two of you at once……aaahn!!」
I guess I’ll have to wait and see what happens later.
Protagonist: Aegir Hardlett. 25 years old. Winter.
Status: Goldonia Kingdom Margrave. Great Feudal Lord of Eastern Area. Mountain Legend.
Friend of the Dwarves. Friend of the King of Aless. Dragon Slayer Hero.
Elf Mediator. Sex King of White City. Mad Demon God. Poison Resistance.
Appears in the present story:
Annette (gave birth to a son), Piris (dear brother♪), Celia (soybean futures bought in full force), Leah (side lover), Adolph (staying up all night, painful)
Polte (staying up all night, painful), Marta (chuckling to herself), Claire (established margin trading)
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Territory Population
Total: 364 000
Rafen: 47 000 (+1000), Lintbloom: 8 000 (-1000) Transitioning to Peacetime
Richemott (former Libatis): 32 000 (+2000) Populace gathering, Zwei Elfie: 1100 (+300) Increase of scoundrels
Army
Personnel: Infantry: 1000, Cavalry: 500, Escort: 30
Armaments: Cannons: 30, Large Cannons: 15, Dwarven Cannons: 15, Field Artillery: 10 +1, Chariots: 30
Assets: -314 000 gold (gold ore small +6 500)
Sexual Partners: 811
Children who have been born: 71 + 567
Current Location: Rafen