My Dad Is the Galaxy’s Prince Charming

“Oh! Al-alright!” Bai Yi stiffened as he tried to snap out of the shock. His legs had gone soft. When he struck the demonic dragon again, he consciously turned his back to Mu Xuan, trying to reduce his presence. He had never expected His Majesty’s game preferences to be so unique… What if he were to silence him?

“…” Li Zheng. Agreed!

“Mu Xuan, give me a moment, I’ll save you!” Yao Si shouted toward the transparent bubble that enclosed Mu Xuan as she sent arrows at the BOSS.

Mu Xuan, who was about to break free with his mental strength, paused as he stared at his anxious cub. Was she… worried about him? Slowly, he stopped his actions, a sweet warmth spreading across his whole soul. His entire being started to burst into flowers and hearts; maybe he should remain inside a little longer.

As expected from Poetic Saga’s BOSS, the demonic dragon had a huge supply of blood and a strong defense. Moreover, both Bai Yi and Li Zheng didn’t seem to be at their best, allowing the beast to hit them head on several times. If it weren’t for the mythical equipment, they would have ended up in the revival point.

Since Yao Si was of the lowest level and was a long-ranged attacker, she had assumed that she would just be a backup, but somehow she was doing the most work. Other than avoiding the dragon’s attacks, she had to constantly remind the other two about doing the same.

This isn’t the promised scenario!

“Hey you two, fight seriously!” she howled at them.

Fortunately, they managed to snap back to their senses, and in less than five minutes, they were in the zone, attacking the BOSS aggressively. The demonic dragon’s blood started to deplete rapidly. After ten minutes, with a thundering howl, it fell from the skies. Even the volcano came crashing down.

[Despicable! You weasels, even if I die, I will bring you down with me!]

After another thundering howl, a red glow washed over the dragon, making the whole map tremble.

“This is bad, the BOSS is about to erupt!” Yao Si’s heart clenched as she glanced into the air at the person closest to the beast. “Bai Yi, hurry and leave.”

Bai Yi reacted swiftly. Even before reaching the ground, he retreated several meters away. Indeed, the next second, the demonic dragon spat a massive red lighting toward… Yao Si.

“…”

F*ck!

Why her? Wasn’t her DPS the lowest? The demonic dragon wasn’t being logical!

Its strike was going to send her back to the revival point…

“Dad!” Li Zheng, who had been working to replenish the blood, started to panic. He hurriedly raised the fan in his hand to strike the dragon’s head.

With a loud thud, a tiny number emerged from the top of the dragon’s head: Blood -1

As that last drop oozed out, the demonic dragon fell silent, the buzzing from the lightning going silent.

Everyone heaved a sigh of relief. Thank goodness it’s over.

The transparent bubble enclosing around Mu Xuan burst into pieces that fell to the ground.

“Mu Xuan!” Yao Si sprinted over in joy.

“Sisi.” Mu Xuan headed in her direction. At the same time, the task manager beeped: Poetic Saga mission completed!

Three notices appeared in the sky.

[Ding! Poetic Saga was completed, and a whole new map has been opened. The Yu Celestial world shall now enter the Celestial Demonic era!]

[Ding! Congratulations, player *#38, Silence, and Woodstop for completing Poetic Saga. The rewards are experience points worth 5 levels, superior celestial stone x10, Celestial World reputation x10000, Sect Authorisation Pass x1…]

[Ding! Player Woodstop killed the enemy honorably, striking the demonic dragon with a fatal hit. How could the beauty be immune to that? Celestial Han Yue is aware of his efforts and is willing to devote herself to him! Congratulations, player Woodstop for obtaining Celestial Han Yue’s love, so please complete the marriage vows mission and enter a union. The wedding ceremony shall commence in five minutes. Additional: The game shall include a marriage segment from today onwards!]

“…” the trio.

What?

With that, the world chat erupted once more.

[World(RentMeTheMythicalEquipment): What’s this, isn’t the reward too grand? There’s even a Sect Authorisation pass. Is that an option to create a new cult?]

[World(CareForSingles): Who cares about the Sect Authorization Pass! The main point is how could a mission reward them with a bride… Poetic Saga is indeed on another level! Such an innovative game!]

[World(PoeticSagaIsAMyth): Who cares about the Sect Authorisation Pass! Ahhh…Why is a single like me not blessed with such a thing?]

[World(JustADouble11): Who cares about the Sect Authorisation Pass! Give me a wife. I won’t exchange it for any Sect Authorisation Pass.]

[World(FFFGroupCaptain): Who cares about the Sect Authorisation Pass! In the past, I could still tolerate players being lovey-dovey, but do I need to accept a player flaunting love with an NPC now too?!]

[World(TheAuthorCan’tComeUpWithAnymoreNames): Who cares about the Sect Authorisation Pass…]

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In contrast to the buzz on the world chat, it was dead silence at Yao Si’s side.

After the announcement was made, the once lava-filled volcano mouth turned into a scenic field filled with fresh flowers of every color, their aroma flooding everyone’s senses.

With a white glow surrounding both Li Zheng and Mu Xuan, their original outfits disappeared, changing into two ancient costumes in bright red.

Li Zheng appeared in a bridegroom’s suit while Mu Xuan appeared in the… bride’s dress!

“…” Yao Si.

“…” Bai Yi.

“…” Li Zheng.

Devoting oneself!

Mu Xuan and… Li Zheng!

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Didn’t the system have any restraints?! Was there a need to copy ‘The Brave Warrior’s Battle Against the Evil Dragon’ so completely?

But…

But surprisingly, Yao Si was getting excited for the next scene!

O(∩_∩)O~

Mu Xuan’s emotionless face turned black and taut as a dark frosty aura emitted from him. Even the flowers seemed to freeze and shrivel.

Such murderous intent!

He should have destroyed the game before it came to this.

Yao Si and Bai Yi took a large step back, wishing Li Zheng good luck.

[Ding! Player, please complete the wedding!] Unfortunately, the server kept repeating the task to him.

“I-i-it wasn’t my doing!” Li Zheng’s legs went soft. “I have no idea what happened. I never intended to marry… grandpa, you have to believe me…”

Swish!

Without allowing him to speak another word, Mu Xuan waved his arm, sending Li Zheng back to the revival point.

“…”

[Ding! Player killed, marriage mission failed! Change of partners…]

Before they could react, another announcement sprung up.

[Ding! Player Silence killed the enemy honorably with the highest amount of damage and is considered a rare hero. Celestial Han Yue is willing to devote her life to him! Please proceed to the wedding altar to complete this union with Celestial Han Yue.]

“…” Bai Yi the bystander.

F*ck, you can even change partners?

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