My Boyfriend Is A Dragon

Bai Wu’s gigantic body broke through the roof and Xu Lan found himself being hoisted up in the air. The villagers shouted after noticing the giant dragon in the sky.

“Heck! Let me down! Aren’t you afraid of heights?” Bai Wu held Xu Lan’s collar between his teeth. Xu Lan’s cheeks were slapped by the cold harsh wind.

“Papa…”

“Ah! Darn it! Goddamn it!” The moment Bai Wu opened his mouth, Xu Lan started to fall from the sky and uttered a string of curses. Bai Wu lengthened his neck and caught Xu Lan in time. He held Xu Lan in a gentle embrace.

The entire village was watching Bai Wu as he drifted in the sky with Xu Lan in his arms. Shocked to witness another strange phenomenon fifteen years later, the villagers knelt down and began worshipping.

“Look! Look at what you’ve done! To them, I’m a celestial being now! Hurry up, let me down!”

Initially, Xu Lan felt awkward after confessing his feelings to Bai Wu. However, he ended up spouting every single swear word in his vocabulary after what Bai Wu did. He was about to explode from anger!

“Papa! I’m scared! I don’t want to go down!” Bai Wu closed his eyes in fear and whispered innocently.

The last hint of gentleness disappeared from Xu Lan’s face. He landed solid punches on Bai Wu as he scolded him.

“Papa, stop hitting. My scales are thick, they’ll hurt you.” Bai Wu lowered his head and opened his eyes to look at Xu Lan lovingly.

“Scram! Hasn’t it occurred to you that you should think before you act? Look for a place to let me down. If you can’t head down, head up! What a waste of money, to think that I spent so much on your education!” Xu Lan rolled his eyes and the tips of his ears were red. He lectured Bai Wu sternly.

“Papa, why would you say that? Were you lying when you said you like me?” Bai Wu stared at Xu Lan with his red, ruby-like eyes.

“Pft, you are planning to marry Sheng Ya. Stop pretending that you don’t know what I’m talking about,” Xu Lan chuckled. Indeed, Bai Wu was a waste of expensive education.

“If I were to marry Sheng Ya, she’ll be my wife. Papa, would you be my wife?” Bai Wu shivered as he raised Xu Lan to his eye level. As he voiced his question, white smoke from his nostrils was slamming Xu Lan’s face. This gave his question a threatening note.

“Fuck? Why can’t you be the wife instead? Look, look what I’m doing!” roared Xu Lan. He was blushing from Bai Wu’s loving gaze.

“Yay! As long as Papa agrees, I’m fine with anything!” Bai Wu bared his fangs and smiled happily. He was acting like a kindergarten student who received a lollipop instead of the leader of his clan.

“Pft, I wanted you to be my son. Didn’t you say no to that?” Xu Lan murmured.

“…” Bai Wu’s silence made Xu Lan realized that he said the wrong thing.

“Whatever! I don’t like you the way a father likes his son anyway… Darn!” Xu Lan shut his mouth mid-sentence and gave himself a tight slap.

“Papa! Are you serious?” Bai Wu was overjoyed. He was eager to confirm his suspicion.

“What do you mean? Do I look like I’m joking? There’s a cliff one hundred meters away. Let’s take a rest over there. We should scout around before getting down!” Instead of answering Bai Wu’s question, Xu Lan acted as Bai Wu’s eyes and commanded him.

“Okay!”