Chapter 410 - If I say I'll wipe my butt, I'll wipe my butt, but I'll never wipe my mouth
Chapter 410: If I say I’ll wipe my butt, I’ll wipe my butt, but I’ll never wipe my mouth
At that moment, Lin fan was stunned.
Ninth level of heavenly Dipper? This yellow talisman actually wanted him to become a peerless expert at the ninth level of heavenly Dipper, and the prerequisite was that he had to show him enough respect.
This was a great gift.
His mouth was wide open, revealing a stunned look.
The yellow talisman paper was very satisfied with the expression of this junior in front of it. This kind of expression was more appropriate. Although it didn't know how long had passed, it was definitely the Dharma ending age. The power of heaven and earth had dissipated to the extreme, and the experts had declined.
Perhaps the most powerful cultivator in the world was only at the peak of the Earth Star border realm.
"Young man, I have high hopes for you. Now that the Komodo dragon lizard has appeared, the world will be in chaos. Although I don't know which trap you triggered to release this demon, you still have a chance to become a hero. As long as you are under my tutelage, you will become a legendary Tiangang realm expert. At that time, you will be a hero who will save the world."
"Tell me, are you willing to be a hero and maintain the peace of the world?"
The yellow talisman shouted. Although there was no flesh on the face, the facial features that appeared on the talisman were so vivid.
He knew that no one would be able to resist his words, because such an ideal was too lofty.
"The legendary Tiangang realm expert?"
Lin fan looked at the yellow talisman in his hand with a look of disgust. Which era did this thing come from? it was way too weak.
Tiangang realm was a legend, and demigods were their ancestors.
All of a sudden, the yellow talisman paper started to shake violently."Junior, what are you doing?"
He realized that this kid had actually placed him towards a flame. The closer he got, the more he could feel the scorching temperature.
"You can't burn me, or you'll miss a great opportunity. Do you know how great an opportunity is?" The yellow talisman roared.
Lin fan said,"I'm warning you. Don't act all high and mighty in front of me. I can't tolerate all this. Which era did you come from? what are you? and who are these people?"
The yellow talisman was flustered for a moment before it regained its calm. Then, it smiled and said,""Junior, you have a lot of questions. It seems that you are a young man full of curiosity about the past. Very good. As a hero who saved the world, you must have such potential. With curiosity, you can go higher and further."
"This guy is a little annoying." Lin fan clutched his stomach,"my stomach hurts, so I didn't bring any toilet paper. Your talisman that can speak is pretty good. I'll use it to wipe my butt later."
"Too much." The yellow talisman paper was shocked and shook violently."How can you be so excessive? do you know who I am? I'm a powerful talisman. I've existed for a long time, and I know everything about the past. If you want to defeat the Komodo dragon, you can only rely on me. Only I can train you to become a peak heaven's strength realm expert.
Suddenly, the voice stopped.
The abyss, which was originally quite spacious, suddenly became crowded.
The yellow talisman looked at everything in front of it and its voice trembled,"how is this possible? how is this possible ..."
He couldn't believe it. What did he just see?
The Komodo dragon that was supposed to rely on this guy to become the last spiritual mentor of the humans had died.
How long had it been since the seal was broken, and it died just like that? could it be considered a Komodo dragon?
You must be joking.
Lin fan kept the Komodo dragon lizard in his storage ring. He squinted his eyes and looked at the talisman."You've seen it. I'll give you one more chance. Just what are you?"
Just as the yellow talisman was about to speak, Lin fan raised his hand and stopped him,""Be honest, I'm a bit impulsive. If I say I'll use you to wipe my ass, I'll do it. I definitely won't use you to wipe my saliva. Think carefully before you speak."
"He died prematurely and was threatened. What exactly is going on?"
The yellow talisman paper was extremely shocked, as if it had seen a ghost.
Just where did this thing come from? before he was sealed, he knew that the power of the heavens and earth had already started to die out. This was an age of vipralopa.
Even if the seal was broken one day.
He could still enjoy the respect of others and be called Lord talisman from the ancient times.
"Hurry up, don't dawdle. This Peak Master still has things to do later. If you're of no use to me, I'll really use you as toilet paper."
Lin fan was getting a little impatient. This little talisman actually dared to be so arrogant. He was really too arrogant. He had to teach him a lesson.
"I'm from the ancient times. The great origin Saint rune, I ..."
Pa!
Although he had no face, the origin Saint talisman could clearly feel that this junior had slapped him.
He wanted to burst out in anger, but he held it in. A wise man does not fight when the odds are against him. He had to hold it in.
"So what if it's yellow paper? don't mention the origin Saint talisman. It sounds scary. Tell me, what's going on here?" Lin fan asked.
He was curious about the yellow paper. It was passed down from ancient times, and it was really strange.
The yellow paper sighed, revealing his true personality, a cowardly personality,"it has already been 60000 years since I was sealed. Back then, the heavens and earth underwent a huge change, and the energy of the heavens and earth disappeared. The highest cultivation base I could reach was only at the ninth level of heavenly Dipper. But one day, a powerful demigod Komodo appeared. He was tyrannical and unrivaled in the world. It was unknown how many people died in his hands. That was truly a tragic scene."I think you should take a look at
"I felt the compassion of the heavens and earth, and so I descended."
"After that, twelve heroes appeared, and they were also the strongest existences in the human race. All of them were at the ninth level of heavenly Dipper. They held the origin ... No, the yellow paper in their hands, and they had an intense battle with the Komodo dragon. That battle caused the sky to turn dark, the mountains to crumble, and the earth to crack. Do you know how miserable it was?"
"In the end, the 12 heroes fell, but the unscathed Komodo dragon lizard was also sealed. Peace was restored to the world. After a long time, an idiot appeared. He destroyed this place and released the Komodo dragon lizard. The sacred rune of origin that saved the world was now in his hands."
"I've finished my story. "
Said the yellow paper. However, he suddenly realized that the gaze of this human was very strange, as if he wanted to kill him.
"Sixty thousand years ago?" Lin fan was a little suspicious,"that can't be right. 60000 years ago, how could the highest be only at the ninth level of heavenly Dipper? you must be joking with me, right?"
"No, you are too ignorant. 64000 years ago, there was a war of deification. All the experts above the demigod realm disappeared in a few years. It was said that those gods used their own lives to defeat the evil, but it also led to the extinction of the natural energy, and it became thinner and thinner year by year. Until the Komodo dragon appeared, the strongest human was only at the ninth level of heavenly Dipper. For thousands of years, there was no more demigod realm."
"You're f * cking farting. " Lin fan burst out," 10000 years ago, demigod realm cultivators were no better than dogs. Yellow paper, you're being dishonest. You actually dare to tell me that 64000 years ago, the highest human was only at the ninth level of heaven's strength realm. If you're still dishonest, I'll beat you up."
"That's impossible. I'm an origin Saint ... No, I'm a yellow paper man with professional ethics. I've been sealed my entire life and never said a word. Wait, that's not right ..."
At this moment, the yellow paper was shocked. The nose that had appeared suddenly sucked in a large amount of power of the heavens and the earth. It swept over like a wave and poured into the yellow paper.
"It died prematurely. The power of the heavens and the earth has actually recovered. This is impossible."
"Not good. Something big is going to happen. Is the Battle of the Gods investiture going to happen again?"
The yellow paper man was stunned.
"Human, I was wrong. You should be a good person to the end. Please let me go. I'll stay here obediently and won't go anywhere. I won't come out in this life." The yellow paper seemed to have thought of something and hurriedly discussed it with Lin fan.
"You're just like a frog. You're not honest and don't really want to talk. I'll take you back to the sect and slowly train you. "
Lin fan didn't want to say anything more to the yellow paper. He dove into the void and headed back to the sect.
The ocean divinity sect did not suffer too much of a loss this time.
The body of the demigod Komodo dragon lizard was still in the storage ring.
He could go back and see what he could do.
Although the magnificent flame sect was usually very lively, today was different. It was even more lively.
Many disciples were gathered in the main hall of the sect with smiles on their faces.
The sect Masters of the great evolution sect and the great hero treasure sect had brought their elders and disciples to establish diplomatic ties with the magnificent flame sect. The sect Masters, who had not appeared for a long time, had also personally welcomed them.
The entire sect was bustling with activity.
The grandmasters of the three sects were seated side by side on the grandstand outside the hall.
Below them were the sect disciples 'matches, which were mainly to add a bit of excitement to the atmosphere. There was no other meaning.
The disciples of the three sects knew in their hearts that there would not be a winner and that they would stop when the time came.
Even if they could defeat the other party, they would hold back. Then, they cupped their fists and walked off the stage.
"I wonder if the peak Master of your invincible peak is here." The two sect leaders were really interested in Lin fan and wanted to meet him personally.
"Peak Master Lin has gone out and hasn't returned yet," the magnificent flame sect master said with a smile.
"That's a pity. "
The two sect leaders were regretful that they didn't get to see the peak Master of the magnificent flame sect's invincible peak.
The disciples watching from far away were happily chatting.
"I didn't think that our sect would really establish diplomatic ties with another sect. We didn't dare to imagine it in the past."
"That's right. At that time, only the Titan sect was willing to establish diplomatic ties with us. The other sects avoided us like the plague. Even when our sect's elder personally went to talk to them, they were all sent away and didn't want to meet them."
"I heard that the local characteristics of the great evolution sect and the great hero treasure sect are very good, especially the great evolution sect's scenery. I might be able to go and take a look in the future."
Most of the disciples had never left the magnificent flame sect.
It's too dangerous and unsafe to go to other sects, but it'll be different after establishing diplomatic ties. "
At invincible peak, Lu Qiming was holding a piece of paper with senior brother Lin's introduction on it. It was given to him by the disciples of the two sects. He was very satisfied with the introduction.
"Gentle and elegant, sincere, peace-loving, extraordinary temperament ..."
Lu Qiming nodded and smiled."That's a fair assessment, but it's still not enough."
Lu Qiming was deep in thought. He felt that he should do something for senior brother Lin.
[PS: I'll make up for yesterday's chapter today. My moral integrity still exists.]