Chapter 51 – Unexpected Crisis
I continued to listen to Xiao Qin speak of why she won’t harm the class leader.
“Hey, Ye Lin classmate, have you ever read shoujo manga?”
“Don’t change the subject! Also, what kind of man reads those kind of things!”
It’s not like there aren’t any, Cao JingShen particularly likes magical girl anime. The reason is because the girls will always be naked for a couple of seconds before transforming.
“If Ye Lin classmate has read shoujo manga, you’ll know the reason why I won’t do anything bad to the class leader!”
I made a gesture for her to continue talking.
Xiao Qin was like a veteran otaku talking about the history of computer games when she spoke of the shoujo manga that she was immersed in for many years.
She was radiating with delight and stuck up a finger in front of her eyes and shook it. Because she was excited, she was blushing.
It really is “the human problem lies in liking to lecture others”, because she knew more than me about shoujo manga, Xiao Qin was feeling superior.
“Did you know? Ye Lin classmate, in shoujo manga, those girls who do bad things to others, will always fail in love!”
“Eh? Was there such a thing?”
Xiao Qin pouted and had a look like “you’re really ignorant”.
“In short, in shoujo manga, no matter how beautiful you are, how smart you are, as long as you harm someone else, just wait for the protagonist to see through your evil, then he’ll ruthlessly abandon you!”
I have seen some stuff like that, a lot of soap operas have these kind of crappy scenes.
Speaking of this, Xiao Qin proudly looked up and looked at something only she could see.
“Hehe, but those heroines who seem very slow-witted and always harmed by others will obtain the final win!”
“——Compared with the class leader who is excellent in all subjects and supported by the whole class, I am definitely more slow-witted! So I think that the final victory will belong to me!”
After finishing, she was unable to contain her joy. She held onto her pillow tightly, as if she had just won a 5 million lottery.
Are you really that happy? And it’s really a shameful reason to win!
“Hehe, that’s why I won’t do anything bad to the class leader! Not only will I not do anything bad, but I’ll also treat her as a close friend. I’ll listen to anything she says, even if she tells me to jump from the top of the building, I won’t hesitate to jump!”
“Do you have to go that far?”
“No, I must be even more slow-witted in front of the class leader! I must let the smart class leader think that I’m easy to bully! If the class leader can’t stand it anymore and bully me like the negative characters in shoujo manga, then Ye Lin classmate will see through her evil and she will defeat herself!”
Xiao Qin compared herself to the heroine who was naturally slow-witted and easy to bully, while hugging a pillow and mischievously laughing like a two-faced demon king in shoujo manga.
I’ve already seen through your evil! How could that justice devil bully you or frame you! She’s been helping you since the day you transferred, okay?
Even if Xiao Qin’s motives were not pure, if she got along with the class leader in a way where she fully trusted the other party, won’t the two become quite good friends?
I have to admit that although there was no similarity between Xiao Qin and the kindhearted and naive heroine in shoujo manga, she was a bit slow-witted in some aspects.
She read too many shoujo manga and it’s already too difficult to restore a normal train of thought.
It’s like Eunuch Cao who has read too many H manga. He told me that for a while, he went to the street to see billboards. He always regarded “Wuliangye” as “Five Niang‘s Liquid” and “EBOHR Watch” as “wavetable”, he even saw the word “textbook” as “naked body”. (TN: not sure what 波波表 means)
As for Xiao Qin, who used shoujo manga as a guide for life, her views had already been distorted by the romantic elements in manga. She’s always thinking about substituting herself as the heroine of the shoujo manga and also substituting me as the male lead. She just has to put on an intense and romantic show.
I suddenly thought about it.
Due to the audience of shoujo manga, passionate love scenes can’t be as vivid as in H manga, so even if the heroine in shoujo manga tempts the male lead, it always stops at the surface level and it is impossible to go any further.
Anything further was handled by H manga.
Was Xiao Qin tempting me without restraint because she thought of me as a male lead in shoujo manga, thinking that I would never go any further?
I have done similar analysis before and now I have more evidence. I slowly started to understand Xiao Qin’s thoughts.
No matter what kind of battle, blind defense can only fail.
I have to fight back.
Since Xiao Qin has been using the behavioral pattern of the male lead in shoujo manga to predict my reaction, I am going to be the male lead of H manga.
I laughed evilly and made a crafty face.
“Hehe, Xiao Qin, do you really like me?”
Xiao Qin was stunned for a second or two and then hurriedly nodded.
“Willing to do anything for me?”
Xiao Qin nodded even harder.
I sneer.
“Okay, then take off your top right now!”
Xiao Qin was stunned.
She wasn’t wearing a bra under her T-shirt. If she took it off, she would be naked.
A male lead in shoujo manga would never ask something like this, but male leads in H manga would have even worse demands.
I stared at her with delight, watching to see her response.
Although Xiao Qin did her best to control herself, I could see her bangs in front of her forehead trembling slightly.
Her face became red then white and her breathing became rushed.
She hugged the pillow tighter, as if I would rush to tear her clothes off at any time.
After waiting for a long time, Xiao Qin said while stammering:
“Ye, Ye Lin classmate, I didn’t hear what you just said, can you say it again?”
“I want you to take off your clothes! Be it T-shirt or jeans, take them all off!”
I didn’t give her any breathing space and launched a storm-like attack in quick succession.
Xiao Qin blushed to the root of her ear, only revealing a pair of eyes from behind the pillow, like two lakes in rain, looking at this familiar yet strange me.
Because her mouth was covered by the pillow, her voice was low and indistinct.
“But if I take those off, I’ll only be wearing panties!”
What, are you admitting that you’re not wearing a bra? You immoral bad girl! Next time when we go to ideological and morals class, don’t glance around and listen properly!
Comrades, the enemy is afraid, but we can’t stop the pace of our attack.
I snorted.
“Take off the panties as well!!”
Xiao Qin’s body trembled and she tried to hide behind the pillow. Her eyes seemed to be asking, “How did this happen?”
Hehehe, hahaha, huhuhu, you’re afraid! You are fearful! It turns out that you were just putting on a strong front! It seems like you’re all talk and too afraid to actually put it in action!
Once I took the initiative, you instantly went soft! Look at yourself now, if I rushed over, you might even cry for help!
You forced me so badly a few days ago, I will not let you go so easily.
I have to teach you a lesson.
I raised one eyebrow and squinted at her. It meant “Why aren’t you taking it off?”
Xiao Qin hid behind the pillow, whispered softly and carefully asked :
“Ye Lin classmate asked me to take off my clothes. What do you want to do to me?”
“Who cares what I want to do! Didn’t you say you liked me? Or were you just lying?”
I was very satisfied with the expression on my face. It is a pity that such a scummy expression wasn’t photographed.
In order to further intimidate Xiao Qin, I suddenly stood up from the chair!
“No!”
Xiao Qin closed her eyes in fear and clasped the pillow without letting go, as if it was her last hope.
I sat back on the chair with satisfaction.
She was scared to tears and was curled up and shivering behind the pillow.
It turns out that you are also a girl who could get shy and nervous.
The days of blindly defending has finally come to an end.
As I was still smug, I suddenly heard the sound of a key being inserted into the security door lock.
The “Kara” sounded, the security door was pushed open and someone came in.
Judging from the footsteps, it seems to be a very healthy adult woman.
She circled in the living room a couple of times and finally came over to knock on Xiao Qin’s door.
“Xiao Qin, are you home? Didn’t we say we were going to have hotpot today?”
Isn’t this Auntie Ren’s voice! Xiao Qin, didn’t you say that she’s coming back on Sunday? Today’s only Saturday!
She even said that you guys were going to eat together, you definitely knew already! You deliberately didn’t tell me, stalled for time and now I’m trapped in your bedroom by your mom!
How can I explain this to Auntie Ren!
2 minutes ago, I forced her daughter to take off her clothes!