Chapter 376 – Uniform’s Secre
Chapter 376 – Uniform’s Secre
“Winnie, what do you want?”
I spoke on the phone with Xiong YaoYue while using our store’s chat to reply to the female customer:
“I recommend Pisen rechargeable batteries. To be honest, I often use these batteries…”
That’s right, I was using the account with the Lilac username to pretend to be a female. Otherwise the customer might feel too awkward if she was speaking to a man.
But in order to keep my mind healthy, I decided to gradually transition all the female customer service accounts to Shu Zhe, even if I have to raise his wages.
Ah, but how am I going to explain this to my dad? I mean it’s fine I hired a worker, but he’s a trap, so my dad might even question my sexual orientation.
“Ye Lin, why are you so absent-minded?” Xiong YaoYue sounded a bit displeased, “Are you jacking off right now?”
“…..”
“If you are, then I’ll call back in 5 minutes. 5 minutes should be enough, right?”
You’re the one who takes 5 minutes! A Spartan like me needs at least half an hour.
Coincidentally, the female customer asked: “Can you put this model into the ass? I love my wife, but I don’t want to injure her…”
Damn, so she’s a lesbian! If you love your wife, then stop shoving this stuff down her ass. I mean, it’s a Western model! Do you want your wife to get a prolapsed anus?
I quickly typed: “Please don’t use this for anal, otherwise your wife would break up with you.”
At the same time I muttered: “At least, my ass wouldn’t be able to handle it…”
Who would have expected Xiong YaoYue to hear my mutter.
“Ass?” Xiong YaoYue’s spirit instantly surged, “Sorry, I forgot you were gay. Of course you wouldn’t jacking off, you’re probably doing a prostate massage, are you… using a cucumber?”
“Uh Winnie, what did you call me for?”
“It’s nothing important. I just wanted you to come with me tomorrow to go to Miss Ai Mi’s place to apologize.”
“Are you going to apologize because you skipped our meeting to go play games last Sunday? That’s your own problem, why do I have to apologize with you?”
“Help me out, aren’t we bros?”
Good things she didn’t call me a good sister, or I would have hung up.
“Fine, I can accompany you since I was planning on going too. But Ai Mi is pretty busy, are you sure she has time tomorrow?”
“I’m sure, I just gave her a call.” Xiong YaoYue said with endless excitement, “I’m a bit nervous since it’s my first time visiting a rich household.”
It looks like Xiong YaoYue still thinks Ai Mi is simply a rich kid and doesn’t yet know her celebrity status.
“Oh right, what should I wear tomorrow? I think shorts would be a bit disrespectful, should I wear a long dress? I think I still have a pair from elementary school….”
Do you think you would still be able to wear a dress from elementary school, do you think you’re the hobbit? Besides, you got three bandages on your face during volleyball practice, even if you dress virtuously, the bandages would show your true self.
There’s no way she would also have a face full of band-aids on the day she wears her wedding dress, right? If that’s the case, relatives would definitely think of domestic violence. He’ll be the number one enemy of women and dragged out and fed to the dogs.
“It’s 34°C tomorrow.” I reminded her, “So whatever you usually wear. You already know Ai Mi is my… one of my relative’s kid. I treat her place as my own home, so you can just treat it as visiting my home.”
“Uh, that’s a good idea…” Xiong YaoYue came to an understanding, “Then can I get some good food if I go there tomorrow without eating breakfast?”
Didn’t you just say you were a bit nervous? Just wear whatever you want and eat whatever you want, as long as you don’t criticize the French chef’s cooking and make him commit suicide.
As I think about the French chef who inherited the tradition of committing suicide, and the prized katana he received from the Japanese chef, I decided to give Xiong YaoYue a heads up:
“You can eat whatever you want, but…”
“What? Do they not give us drinks?” Xiong YaoYue seemed disappointed.
“No, you can drink as much as you want, but you can’t bad talk the French chef. It’s probably better to praise him or something bad would happen.”
“French chef? Does Ai Mi have a French chef? I heard French food is delicious!”
“Hey, did you hear me? You have to praise his food!”
“Relax, as long as someone’s treating me to food, I’ll definitely praise it unless it tastes as bad as shit. Otherwise they wouldn’t treat me to food anymore.”
You say it as if you actually tasted shit.
“Oh, I heard miss Ai Mi lives in Qing Zi Academy, why does she live there? The security doesn’t even let me in. I’ll go look for you first and you can think of a way to get me in.”
Really, Ai Mi was the one who invited you but she didn’t think of a way to let you in? It’s practically the same scenario as when I went there the first time to give her the exercise book.
“No problem. You can come to my place in the morning and I’ll think of a way, but do you know where I live?”
“Hehe, I didn’t know at first. I wanted to ask you, but your phone was busy. But I just gave the class leader a call and was able to get it.”
“Huh, why did you call the class leader?”
“Why not? She’s read the student registers and knows where most of our classmates live. Why are you as suspicious like the class leader?”
“Was she?”
“That’s right, I asked for your address but she wasn’t planning on telling me. She also asked me ‘Didn’t you say you didn’t want anyone interfering with Ye Lin’s love’?”
“….”
“The class leader really holds a grudge. If I wasn’t a loyal friend, I would have just told her you were gay and your partner was Shen ShaoYi.”
Woah, don’t say that. I already worked really hard to slightly improve the class leader’s impression of me. If the class leader actually believes you, then realizes I gave her brother women’s underwear, then she would think my target is her brother. She might even think I’ve already pushed him down multiple times, then… do you even need to ask, she will pull the trigger without any hesitation!
“Hmph, since the class leader was being petty, I asked her in response: Why do you care if I visit Ye Lin? It’s not like I’m going out with him. Are you being so sensitive because you like him?”
“Eh, then how did she respond?” I was quite curious.
“Hahaha… of course she denied it. There’s no way someone as strict as the class leader would go against school rules. Besides, it would be a tragedy if she actually likes you since you aren’t interested in girls.”
Who’s not interested in girls, please don’t deprive me of one of my hobbies. Even a Spartan like me would occasionally secretly read some H manga.
“Anyway, the class leader didn’t hang up after she told me your address as if she was waiting for me to confess my crimes… I didn’t know why but I felt kind of bad, so I told her I was going with you to visit your rich mixed-blooded cousin…”
“The class leader also seemed interested when she thought of your doll-like cousin. I asked if she wanted to come, but she sighed and said she wasn’t welcomed. Then she told us to have fun and hung up.”
Is she referring to how she isn’t welcomed by Ai Mi? The reason the class leader likes Ai Mi is the same reason as why the class leaders likes dogs and cats. And the reason why Ai Mi is afraid of the class leader is the same reasons why dogs and cats are afraid of the class leader. What an awkward relationship.
Plus, the class leader was already to brutally pet Ai Mi’s pet, Obama, before even meeting Ai Mi. She might be pretty shocked after finding out the dog belongs to Ai Mi.
If I get a chance, I’ll defintiely make sure Ai Mi and the class leader get on good terms. After all, the class leader will be her future sister-in-law.
I set a time to meet up with Xiong YaoYue for tomorrow morning and hung up.
I thought about it and didn’t want to disturb Ai Mi, so I gave Peng TouSi a call. Other than a walkie talkie, he also carries a cell phone where he has been using the jack D to hookup with men.
“Peng TouSi.” I got straight to the point, “Can you come to my house tomorrow morning?”
“Okay.” Peng TouSi seemed to be pleased beyond expectation, “Lin, did you hear that I wasn’t really successful at getting hookups, so you want to comfort me?”
“No, I want you to pick up me and Winnie. Ai Mi inivited us over, but Winnie doesn’t have a uniform, so she can’t get in.”
Peng TouSi may be built like a tank, but he’s really scrupulous. He even remembered Winnie was the nickname Ai Mi gave Xiong YaoYue.
“No problem, I’ll pick you guys up at 7, right? Please don’t eat breakfast, we will prepare everything.”
You don’t need to worry since Xiong YaoYue wasn’t planning on eating breakfast anyway.
“Plus to make it convenient for the future, I’ll also bring a Qing Zi Academy uniform for Miss Winnie. I saw her once before and still remember her size…”
I remembered last time I was really hot when wearing the uniform while fighting young master Xu.
“Peng TouSi, is the Qing Zi Academy uniform the same as 28 Middle where they have summer and winter variants?”
“Nope. There’s only one uniform, but there’s a removable inner lining. In really cold days, you can also replace it with a wool lining…”
Oh… is that so? That’s why the uniform felt more sturdy than normal. It turns out I’ve been using the winter lining the entire time. Damn, I’m dumb, I almost got a rash the last time I wore it.
After speaking with Peng TouSi, I took out the uniform from my closet and removed the lining that was held up with hidden zippers.
So this is its true form, what a high quality material. It will definitely feel good standing under the AC. Last time I visited Ai Mi, I just put up with the heat since it was for my sister, but it was completely unnecessary.
The next morning, I didn’t have to go by the lakeside to train, so I did 100 push-ups after getting up. Then after washing up, I sat quietly in the living room thinking about the meaning of Yin Yang Sanshou while waiting for Xiong YaoYue.
Not soon after, I could hear someone running up the stairs outside. I’m assuming their running shoes was cushioned properly, so it didn’t bother the neighbors.
It was needless to say that the energetic Xiong YaoYue had arrived.