Chapter 262
When Xu LiJun and I was tangled together and almost tripped, Niu ShiLi was able to finally break past Mu ZhongMing and Pi ZeGuang and score with a layup.
9:8, this was Niu ShiLi's first shot. He doesn't force it if he's at a bad angle, and he's not timid when he has an opportunity. I like calm centers like him and hope he will improve even more before the tournament.
But compared to Niu ShiLi, Sun Yu's performance is a joke.
He loves acting cool in front of girls and he began to do high speed dribbles in front of me. He dribbled the ball at a low height and moved the ball back and forth from in front of him to behind.
But based on my observation, it's only a waste of energy. Even if you wanted to breakthrough with a fast dribble, at least take a look at me, your opponent! Why are you only looking at the girls who are not even a part of the game!
As they say: fakers will be struck by lighting… Sun Yu began pa.s.sing the ball between his legs to make a better show, but he wasn't able to control it properly and the ball smashed into his crotch.
“Wuaaaaaaaah~~~~~!!!!!”
A blood-curdling scream broke through the sky, anyone could guess his b.a.l.l.s were crushed. He held his crotch while rolling around on the ground in front of twenty or so spectators, how embarra.s.sing.
Sun Yu sent a few glances at the girls under the shade, but they were already leaving while laughing as if they only came to watch Sun Yu make a blunder.
How chilling, women will only laugh at you when you fail and won't even comfort you when your b.a.l.l.s burst!
It looks like Sun Yu can't continue playing anymore and two of his best friends watching ran over to help him to the infirmary (Why do I make bad connections in my head whenever someone mentions the infirmary?)
Since we didn't have subst.i.tutes, we couldn't continue our 3v3 anymore. Our spectators gradually dispersed and went to watch other things.
9:8, I wished it could go on since I didn't even fully warm up. I swept my gaze around the surroundings to see if I can get someone around Sun Yu's level to keep playing.
There wasn't anyone around. The school basketball team was already playing a game on another court. Even if I called one of them over, it wouldn't be good practice since their skill level is way higher.
Xiong YaoYue was still standing among the small number of people and was unsatisfied because we did not decide a victor.
“Hey! I went through all that effort to get you a new ball, but you stopped playing?”
I smiled bitterly at her, “What can you do? It's not fun when me gets their b.a.l.l.s smushed. If you know someone who can play, then call them over!”
“Why do I have to call someone else!” Xiong YaoYue rolled up her sleeves, “I'll do it! I don't believe I can't replace Sun Yu the idiot!”
She said as she walked into the court.
Niu ShiLi had an uneasy expression, “Yue Yue, this is basketball, not volleyball.”
Xiong YaoYue made an as expected smile, “I know! I recently crammed a lot of basketball knowledge and watched a bunch of videos of the NBA finals. I also played a lot with students from other schools in the commerce district plaza!”
Huh? Isn't it always a bunch of guys who play in the commerce district plaza? Some of them wear chains with piercings and are dressed as bad kids. You have some guts playing with them as a girl!
Niu ShiLi frowned even more, “Why are you practising basketball if you're the main force of the volleyball team?”
“Do you even need to ask!” Xiong YaoYue made an it's only natural expression, “Of course, if the boys are too weak, I'll dress as a boy and deal with the other team! I won't lose to you in terms of speed and strength and I don't have b.a.l.l.s!”
Regardless if it was us or the spectators, we almost did a spit take after hearing her words.
Yes, you don't have b.a.l.l.s, but you have b.r.e.a.s.t.s! You can't hide them even if you wrap them tightly with bandages! Also, you're considered pretty well known in 28 Middle and you even yelled ‘I'm going to dress as a boy', it would be weird if they don't see through your disguise!
Xiong YaoYue picked up the ball before Niu ShiLi could think of any reasons to stop her and began to dribble.
“How about it? Not worse than you, right?” she asked proudly, and at the same time she pa.s.sed the ball behind her back and switched to her left hand.
Although I suspect she was travelling, in terms of pure ball control, she's better than Niu ShiLi.
Niu ShiLi couldn't do anything since Xing YaoYue volunteered, while he was hesitating, Xiong YaoYue had already easily broken through Pi ZeGuang's line of defense.
“d.a.m.n, what are you doing!” I scolded Pi ZeGuang, “Women and children don't belong on the court! If she comes with the ball, then block her!”
“But… but….”
I never heard Pi ZeGuang's explanation because Xiong YaoYue had already rushed in front of me.
As our gaze met, she looked at me provocatively and licked her lips in excitement. She had already considered me as the strongest opponent here and her compet.i.tive spirit pushed her to bring out her best ability.
At this time, I understood why Pi ZeGuang let her breakthrough. It was because the two cute bunnies in front of her chest was bouncing up and down with her as she dribbled!
It was like a coin on a string used in hypnotism that just drew my attention!
No! I can't hesitate! There are no women and children on a basketball court! I have to be a role model for my teammates! I have to intercept the ball!
I reached out for the ball but she dodged and turned her back against me.
Originally this is a normal move in basketball, but it becomes completely different when it comes to the opposite s.e.x!
I didn't even know where to put my hands!
She was constantly checking left and right for fake movements and to see when she would be able to breakthrough, but her clothes were so thin it felt like her a.s.s was grinding against me!
I can't do it, I can't guard her anymore. I'll pitch a tent if I keep guarding her!
I gestured Mu ZhongMing to switch with me and hoped he could hold back Xiong YaoYue with his coolness.