Chapter 253
The cla.s.s leader did not admit she had any bias towards either s.e.x over this topic.
“Ye Lin and Niu s.h.i.+Li are both committee members, there's nothing wrong with sending them texts. I thought it would be fine if I sent it to two people, but I can't believe I miscalculated…”
“It wouldn't have happened if you texted a girl!” The opposition insisted, “There are plenty of female committee members!”
“There are indeed a number of female members.” The cla.s.s leader began to list them off, “There's the education committee member Gong CaiCai, and the PE committee member Xiong YaoYue….”
Everyone's faces darkened, they were well aware that those two were not good candidates for entrusting with an important task. One was a scaredy-cat, and the other was empty-minded and forgetful.
Gong CaiCai's face turned red when she became everyone's point of focus and wanted to hide. If the cla.s.s leader actually sent her a text and she wasn't able to fulfill it, then she would probably want to commit suicide as an apology.
On the other hand, Xiong YaoYue felt nothing as she was being stared at. Instead, she suddenly jumped up as if she remembered something. She was still wearing the face mask and said in her loudest voice: “Cla.s.smates! I have something important to announce!”
Everyone quieted down and thought she had some brilliant ideas to solve the mask problem.
Who knew Xiong YaoYue would point to her nose and say valiantly:
“From now on, I decided I'm going to use my English name —— Winnie! You guys should refer to me with that name in the future!”
Everyone began to laugh in succession, ad Loud Mouth said: “Isn't Winnie the name of a toy bear?”
Xiong YaoYue disapproved, “Although Winnie is a toy bear's name, it's much more refined when used on someone like me! You guys should refer to me as Emperor Winnie who has a large harem!”
Under Loud Mouth's command, a lot of nearby female students threw erases at her. Xiong YaoYue guarded herself and sat down with hate: “You guys dare rebel… I'll throw all of you in isolation!”
The issue with the face mask still hasn't been resolved. When I saw the cla.s.s leader standing next to the lectern as if she did something wrong, I felt bad, since this happened because I never saw the text.
Niu s.h.i.+Li probably has a similar feeling, but he expended too much energy training (It's hard to imagine what brother Tao did to turn him to this state). Now, he could barely even lift a finger and could only sympathize with the cla.s.s leader.
I felt I had a duty, so I stood up and said loudly: “Stop arguing. The cla.s.s leader didn't do anything wrong, it was my fault!”
A lot of students turn around to look at me with surprise and fear since I rarely make comments in cla.s.s.
“How many people are in our cla.s.s? Around 45?” I continued.
“The arts committee member, Zhuang Ni, is sick, so it's only 44 people.” Someone reminded me.
“Hmph, right, 44 people. Maybe around half opened the package? So at most it would be around 22 people?”
After a moment of calculations and trembling, it seems like there were around 10.
“That's what I thought!” I waved my unopened face mask, “There won't be more than 10 people dumber than me in our cla.s.s, how have you still not seen through the school's old tricks? Didn't they do the exact same thing last time when they handed out Q-tips?”
Among the 10 who opened their package, most of them were girls. It seems like in their eyes, a mask was considered apparel and they wanted to try it on and see if it suits them.
I did a quick calculation, even if there were 10 masks, and each was ¥10, it would only be ¥100 in total. A small amount for an actor like me who just received ¥2000 in wages. Also, it's not like these masks would go to waste. I heard the Love Pet Hospital often puts masks on dogs when they give them shots, they also reuse them after sanitation, so I could donate the masks to the pet hospital.
Thus I used my index finger and knocked on my table and said: “For those of you who can admit they have a lower IQ than me, I'll pay the ¥10 fee for you if you give me your opened mask! How does that sound? It's pretty fair, right? I'll take responsibility cause it was my fault —— don't make it more difficult for the cla.s.s leader!”
“Don't joke around!” Loud Mouth was the first to become unhappy, “Who has a lower IQ than you! I can't wear my mask right now, but I could wear it after I lose some weight! It's only ¥10, forget it, it's the school's fault, why are we taking it out on the cla.s.s leader!”
Other than Loud Mouth, there were a few girls who were a bit hesitant and wasn't sure if I was telling the truth.
Eunuch Cao suddenly raised his hand and said: “I… I'm also buying used masks! But I'm only buying them from girls! I'll buy them for ¥11 each!”
He looked at Xiong YaoYue, who had still not removed her mask, lecherously and slowly licked his lips.
All of the girls immediately got gooseb.u.mps.
“So, you were planning on using it for s.e.xual purposes?”
“What a pervert! I knew Ye Lin wouldn't suddenly become kind-hearted. He even pretended to take responsibility, how disgusting!”
“You should have known since Eunuch Cao always calls Ye Lin master! Eunuch Cao learned all his dirty ways from Ye Lin!”
“d.a.m.n, Eunuch Cao is already unbearable, so how rotten is Ye Lin! He even has a childhood friend following him around all day, what a cruel world!”
“Shhh~ quiet down! I heard Ye Lin became the boss of a violent gang outside of school who picks on girls!”
Since the girls didn't want their masks to fall into Eunuch Cao or my hands, they paid the fees. The remaining boys could only follow in-suite.
In the end, cla.s.s 2-3 sold 9 pairs of N95 masks, and the rest were returned.
When the cla.s.s leader went from desk to desk to collect the fees, Xiao Qin suddenly thought of something and put on her unopened mask.
After rapidly breathing through the mask and leaving her hot breath in it, she took it off and handed it to me bashfully: “Ye Lin cla.s.smate, if you don't mind, you can take mines… Please feel free to use it for s.e.xual purposes…”
f.u.c.k! Is the president of the school your relative or something? You should teach me how exactly I would use a mask for s.e.xual purposes?!
“You don't have to pay me.” Xiao Qin said, “My everything is free for Ye Lin cla.s.smate… as long as you're happy, you can wear my mask anywhere…”
As the cla.s.s leader walked between us to take back the masks, she was shocked to find Xiao Qin had opened hers and our cla.s.s had now bought 10 pairs.