Chapter 234 – Flee in Defea
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Xiao Qin’s face instantly turned deathly pale as if she saw a killer wasp. She began to exaggeratedly scream:
“Ahhhhhhhh —— what is that?! Ye Lin classmate was exposed to nuclear radiation!! Ye Lin classmate transformed!!”
You’re the one who transformed, except you only grew bigger than when you were a kid! Also, my thing is only at 50%! It’s not even at its most ferocious state!
“A crime! Inhuman! Someone will die!!”
Xiao Qin held her head with both her hands and screamed as if her world view crumbled.
“No one will die! You brat who hasn’t experienced enough of this world!”
I remember when the class leader saw 30% of my ability under the bridge, but she still didn’t panic as much as you?
I began to feel a bit of regret and quickly pulled out some shorts from the basket to cover between my legs.
“I, I only wanted to prove I didn’t have a small mushroom, I did not have any other intentions. Are you satisfied now?”
We were still a couple in name, I can’t believe I was the one who was seen naked first. If I think about it, I’m now at a disadvantage!
Xiao Qin slowly slid down the door frame and sat on the floor like she suffered a huge shock. Her eyes were swimming, her face was painted red, and her chest was oscillating up and down.
“How, how unscientific! It’s actually the same as the ones from manga…”
Which manga? Did you sneak some H manga from my desk? I don’t think they would show filthy and vulgar things in a shoujo manga, right?
“Because I’ve seen too many chiseled faces in shoujo manga, I know how exaggerated the drawings are, but I never expected to see something I’ve only seen in manga…”
Hey, it’s not only the drawings that are exaggerated, but many aspects are also illogical. Why would a bunch of rich, tall, and handsome men desperately chase after the ugly duckling female protagonist? It’s just as illogical as those wish fulfillment novels where the girls immediately take off their clothes and get on the bed with the protagonists when he shows a tiny bit of his power! I also want to be that kind of male protagonist!
Don’t compare me to Japanese H manga! In some of those manga, the male’s body part is already exaggerated to the point where it would kill a woman! I’m not even close to that stage! It probably only gave you a huge psychological shock because it differed greatly from the small mushroom from your memories!
Xiao Qin sat paralyzed on the ground with both hands tightly clenched around her dress. I had no idea what she was thinking about.
Her face flashed between red and white. It seems like she wanted to make a firm resolution multiple times, but in the end, she could not gather enough courage.
She grabbed onto one of her wrists and calmed herself down.
“I’m sorry.” Xiao Qin said apologetically, “Today was the second week, twelfth hour, and 48th second of when I officially became your girlfriend. I was originally planning on presenting my meager gift to Ye Lin classmate…”
Xiao Qin stood up shakily and slightly rose her skirt to expose more of her snow–white legs.
I saw a thin pink ribbon tied around each of her legs in a butterfly shape, exactly like a present.
Xiao Qin showed a sorry expression: “I already packaged myself…”
You were planning on presenting your body as a present? If that’s considered a meager present, then what would be a generous present? I don’t even really want to be your boyfriend, I can’t believe you remembered the exact timeframe!
“But, but…” Xiao Qin couldn’t even look at me anymore, “Ye Lin classmate went overboard!!”
Huh? You were the one who packaged yourself and kept calling me small. You were also the one who left me with no choice but to remove my clothes, how was I the one who went overboard?
“I can’t believe you grew your puff-shroom into a fume-shroom without discussing it with me first!”
Why are you using Plants vs Zombie references! Did you keep playing it at home since I helped you install it when I repaired your computer last time?
By the way, is it even a discussable matter? Why don’t you discuss a bit with me and make your breasts grow a bit larger? It would be good enough if you can even reach a third of Gong CaiCai’s size!
Xiao Qin quickly lowered her dress and blocked her body with her hands as if she was worried I would jump on her like a wild beast —— what happened, weren’t you just teasing me earlier?
“I, I was only prepared for a small mushroom. I never expected Ye Lin classmate to use fertilizer to grow his mushroom…”
Xiao Qin sighed and had a sad expression.
“Sis Yin Ran told me the first time is similar to sticking a carrot in your nostrils. I gave it a try and my nose started to bleed…”
Don’t waste food! You can’t eat that carrot anymore! Stop always learning a bunch of nonsense from Chen YingRan!
“Ye Lin classmate only had a pocket-sized mushroom in my memories, so I felt happy —— I never expected it to turn into a scary large mushroom!! Are you really Ye Lin classmate? Were you body swapped with an alien?”
“Anyway, I’m a bit flustered right now. Can you let me off the hook for tonight?”
Huh? Now you’re begging, but I wasn’t even planning to do anything, you were the one who was inviting trouble! You seduced me, but now you’re yelling stop at the last moment?
Xiao Qin coyly shifted her feet and made an embarrassed expression. She asked worriedly:
“Will you remove me from the position of your girlfriend because I wasn’t able to satisfy you?”
Although it’s a good excuse to get rid of Xiao Qin, wouldn’t it make me seem like a huge pervert?
Xiao Qin hurriedly added on a sentence when she saw my cloudy expression:
“If I have to be able to withstand it in order to be not abandoned, then I will clench my teeth and take it! I won’t even shed a single drop of tears! Wouldn’t I dampen your mood if I start crying?”
Am I such an evil existence in your eyes? The type who would order you to endure it while disallowing you to cry?
Xiao Qin stood orderly in front of me with her hands at her side as if she was waiting for my orders.
Eh? Did I fall into Xiao Qin’s trap? She made me fired up after teasing me, but now she’s running away? Does she think I’m a toy? Did she only change a method of bullying compared to when she was the Little Tyrant?
Or is she competing with me in terms of courage? Does she think I won’t dare go all the way? So she was recklessly playing with me? —— Everything comes at a price!
I crossed my arms and made an unreasonable face.
“Hmph, so you want to run after teasing me? You think I’m easy to bully?”
“Didn’t you say you were a present? Didn’t you say you were going to serve me after eating? I want to see how you serve your boyfriend as a girlfriend! Just treat it as a ceremony to show your loyalty! Don’t leave tonight! I’m receiving this gift”
A fearful expression appeared on Xiao Qin’s face and she timidly stuck out a finger at me.
Hmph, are you agreeing or disagreeing? If you’re not saying anything, then I’ll take it as approval! Watch how I take care of you! Watch me…
Huh? It seems I forgot something… both my arms are crossed in front me, then who’s holding the shorts to cover my rod? Did I expose myself in front of Xiao Qin again?
I lowered my head: Good, it didn’t fall off, it’s hanging.
The shorts were hanging off my meat rod! It’s too embarrassing in front of a girl!
Don’t misunderstand! This does not mean you have charm, it’s a natural reaction caused by low pressure!
Xiao Qin swallowed her saliva with a pale face. She tightly shut her eyes and shook her head. Tears of fear flew out of her eyes.
“I’m sorry! Ye Lin classmate is too scary!!”
Xiao Qin flew towards the front door without even changing her slippers or grabbing her bag. She successfully escaped through the door before I was able to do anything.
You… still say I’m like a manga. Aren’t you running away with tears pouring out like those typical scenes in a manga?