Chapter 214 – Even Cellphones Can Get Married
Other than this customer who sent me a direct message, there were many others who left messages on our store’s message boards. Every single one, without exception, was related to Shu Zhe and his rope model pictures.
Some of them were cool-headed:
—— Why does she look so young? Don’t tell me she’s a minor?
—— That shouldn’t be the case. With everyone striving to look younger, it shouldn’t be that strange to find a flat breasted model who looks young.
Some other ones were clearly nonsense:
—— Does everyone see the watermark? It’s an exclusive model! How did the store owner trick her?
—— Based on my speculations, the model is definitely the store owner’s daughter! She had to do this to help her family business, her filial piety is laudable!
—— Damn it, I’m moved! Store owner, please let me call you father-in-law!
And some other ones were clearly crazy:
—— Miss model, I love you! Please give me your phone number! Please go out with me! Please have sex with me!
—— How much for a night? Give me a price.
—— I want to buy the clothes worn by Miss model! I’ll pay double!
I responded to the customer who wanted to buy the model’s clothes since he was currently online:
“Dear customer, we cannot sell worn clothing to our customers according to the rules of our trade, I hope you can understand~”
After he received my response, the customer nicknamed ‘Popeye’ immediately responded energetically. It really makes me doubt if he actually ate three cans of spinach.
“Does this mean the clothes the model wore has yet to be washed?”
Speaking of the clothes, I remember Shu Zhe left the nurse and maid outfit before he left, and I did not have time to clean it up because I was too busy. I used my textbook as a cover while single-handedly typing a response.
“Dear customer, we only let the model wear it after we wash it. We do not resell it to customers…”
Popeye panicked: “Don’t wash it! You must not wash it! I’ll give double… no, triple the original price of those clothes!”
Before I even agreed, he already purchased three sets of both the maid outfit and the nurse outfit from our store.
“Store owner, you should understand my intentions. Hurry and mail those clothes over! I want it in a vacuum-sealed package! I don’t want the smell to be lost!”
I replied hesitantly: “What if I get found out by those in the same trade if I sell the model’s clothes…”
Popeye responded at a speed faster than any human can possibly text:
“I don’t care! I’ll give you a bad review if I don’t receive those clothes! I’m a diamond buyer and I do what I say!”
At the end of the sentence, he even added an angry emoji.
I frowned. Do I have to package Shu Zhe’s worn clothes in order to prevent a bad review? I originally planned on simply tossing it into the washing machine!
Before I was able to sort out the situation, another customer messaged me. The customer with an ID of the Blood Droplet seemed to be a frequent customer of our store.
He got right to the point:
“How much for the underwear the model was wearing when she took the photos?”
I shivered and replied: “I’m sorry dear customer, the model’s underwear is not part of our store’s products….”
Blood Droplet: Is that right, what a pity. Then what about those two outfits she wore…
I replied in haste: “I’m sorry, someone already bought it!”
Blood Droplet: “Tsk, I can’t believe someone got it before me! Then do you accept preorders?”
“Preorders? Preorders for what?”
Blood Droplet: “Of course, for clothes worn by Miss model! Underwear would be the best, cosplay outfits are okay too, especially the stockings from the maid uniform… I need the original smell, definitely don’t wash it!”
I replied and told him I need to think about it. Then I logged off, leaned against my chair and blanked out.
After so much effort, I was not even able to increase sales, but instead, I lured out a whole bunch of perverts who want to buy original smelly underwear!
If this keeps up, the nature of the Happy Valley Love store will have changed completely! My dad will discover our store turned into a perverted company like those Japanese ones who sell school girl saliva!
But it indeed is a good way to make money! How troublesome, what should I do?
At this time, Xiao Qin poked me with a ruler.
“What are you doing?” I asked in a bad mood, “I’m currently feeling annoyed!”
“Um… Ye Lin classmate, your girlfriend’s cellphone is out of power!”
That’s your own fault for using your cellphone instead of studying during class!
“Um. It was because I kept checking if I received any messages from Ye Lin classmate whenever I was bored, so I quickly ran out of power. What should I do?”
Xiao Qin said with an anxious expression.
Are you a moron! I’m sitting right beside you, so couldn’t you have asked? Which genius would use text when we are right beside each other?
“It’s a bit embarrassing, but can I borrow a bit of power from you?”
Borrow power? How? Do you think I am Pikachu or Thor? I don’t have a million volts to give you!
“What… I remember you said previously that you can use your phone to charge another phone…”
Huh? It seems like I did say something like that. I remember my phone was advertised as a 4000mAh movable battery when I bought it. When I opened the sliding case at the end of the phone, you could see multiple connector openings.
It would not do any harm to try this function, so I opened the lid and passed the phone to Xiao Qin.
Xiao Qin received it with glistening eyes.
“Hehehehe…”
Xiao Qin connected our phones together and laughed mischievously.
“Ye Lin classmate and I finally tied the knot…”
Tied the knot my ass! Refer to it as a cellphone! Even plugging my phone into your phone makes you blush and daydream?
But when the massive crap phone was put next to Xiao Qin’s shell phone, it really suited her smitten expression for some reason.
“Um… Even though we’re connected, why is Ye Lin classmate not moving?”
Xiao Qin pouted her lips then she immediately flashed a smile when she had a naughty idea.
“I got it! I’ll use my shouts to give Ye Lin classmate some power!”
Shouts? What shouts? After Xiao Qin pressed a few buttons on her phone, my crap phone started vibrating like crazy.
So you meant you were talking to my phone via your phone? How bored are you! Fortunately my phone was set to vibrate, otherwise, teacher Yu would have already came over!
Since my crap phone had a strong vibration ( I suspect it was a vibrator in its past life), it caused my phone to start dancing on top of the table along with Xiao Qin’s phone. Xiao Qin clasped her red cheeks and enjoyed the scene.
“So embarrassing… Ye Lin classmate is so violent! Such strong motions, I can’t handle it… But since I’m Ye Lin classmate’s girlfriend, I’ll endure it and keep calling Ye Lin classmate’s name!”
I am going to vomit blood! You’re clearly wasting power on purpose! Also, how are you calling my name?
She only stopped making the phones vibrate after I threatened to remove her from the girlfriend position.
Then she tenderly took out a handkerchief and placed in over the phones.
“Be careful not to catch a cold after strenuous exercise! It would be bad for the baby in the stomach!”
The bell rang when her phone was charged halfway. I told her to return my phone, but she said stubbornly:
“Wait a bit! Ye Lin classmate is currently filling it up by pouring his stuff in!”
That’s electric current, don’t call it stuff! Also, stop forgetting to add ‘cellphone’!
Loud Mouth, who was currently eating prawn chips, saw us arguing and came over to check it out.
“Huh? Is this the rumored Chinese phone who can supply power to other phones? Let me play with it for a bit!”
Loud Mouth ignored Xiao Qin’s protests and forcefully separated our phones, then she picked up my phone to have a detailed look.
“Don’t pull it out!” Xiao Qin moaned, “Didn’t you say you would fill it up?”
“Fill what up?” Loud Mouth’s face darkened and at the same time she saw the class leader stuffing her phone in her pocket.
“Don’t move! Take it out!” Loud Mouth stopped the class leader with a wicked smile. She took out the class leader’s cellphone out of her pocket and after studying it for a bit, she plugged it into my phone.
“Wow, it really doesn’t differentiate between connectors!” Loud Mouth exclaimed. Before the class leader was able to make sense of the situation, she unplugged it and headed off to find other models.
Xiao Qin sprawled out across her desk and began to sob: “Ye Lin classmate’s cellphone is such a playboy! You clearly already have me, but you still went to look for the class leader…”
So now you added the word cellphone? When did cellphones have to be loyal and dependable! Nowadays, not only do you have to insert chargers into cellphones, you also insert data cables, earphones, they are always fickle, okay? But there is one thing you have to understand: We do not have genders for cellphones!