Chapter 187 – Gym Class
TN: Happy Canada Day! Enjoy!
I remember someone opened a store on Taobao as a joke to charge people for hilarious jobs: helping you do homework, helping you bully others, helping you hit teachers…
Under the part where it says he would he you hit your teacher, it explicitly said: ¥200 for female teachers, ¥300 for female teachers, and no negotiations for gym teachers.
You would know what it meant by no negotiation for gym teachers if you met our PE teacher, Li DaYong.
Li DaYong was 30 or 40 years of age with a strong build. He would wear a tank top every day during summer to show off his tanned muscles.
Unlike the teacher in charge of our class, teacher Yu, Li DaYong was not that afraid of me. To him, I was an ordinary student with good physical fitness. Being a PE committee member does not require you to have good grades. All you need is to be able to control students and have a loud voice.
When PE class started, Li DaYong called me up in front of the group. He told me and everyone else that he wanted me to take on tasks.
The first task he gave me was simple enough: Lead the group of boys and run four laps around the school, then we would have free time.
On the girl’s side, Xiong YaoYue was supervising the 100m back and forth sprints. She was like an Olympic coach holding the stopwatch the teacher gave her while gleefully yelling at the slower students.
“Gong CaiCai, yeah you! You’re as slow as a turtle! What would happen if a bad guy came!”
I originally thought there would be a lot of people against me being the PE committee member. I thought once I start ordering people around, they would be uncooperative. But perhaps they were afraid of me using violence, they followed behind me and ran in order.
Niu ShiLi, who was right behind me was not an exception.
However, his expression was very serious like he would go to battle at any time. If I did anything that does not correspond with my status as a PE committee member, he would express his concerns to everyone else.
Eunuch Cao suddenly yelled out from behind the group: “Master, master! Let’s run a bit slower when we get closer to the girls!”
You could even daydream about girls running?
Thus I asked for everyone’s opinions: “Does anyone agree with Eunuch Cao? I won’t change our speed if no one agrees with him!”
After a moment of silence from the group where I could only hear the sounds of shoes running on mud, there was finally someone who stammered:
“PE committee member, that idea sounds pretty good…”
Once one person spoke up, the others also gained courage and started a lively discussion:
“That’s right! The PE teacher only told us to run laps. He never specified how fast we should run! We should slow down once we see the girls and speed up once they are out of view! At least it would work as motivation….”
“Good idea! As they say: It would be less exhausting when men and women work together!”
Screw you guys! You’re actually quoting literature when you guys are just a bunch of perverts?! I wanted to be democratic after I took position, but the votes still ended up like this?
No wonder my dad says it’s not always true that the minority agrees with the majority when he discusses democracy. If that were true, then gang rape would be legal.
However, it was difficult to go against public opinions. I had to intentionally slow down when I came close to the girls.
I arrived in time to see Gong CaiCai gasping for breath after being forced to run back and forth multiple times by Xiong YaoYue. The outrageous surges of her ‘breast shakes’ made the boys crazy, and someone even whistled.
“Don’t whistle!” Eunuch Cao was never this forthright in PE class, maybe he thought he has more power since I became the PE committee member.
“My master gave everyone benefits the first day as a PE committee member with risk to himself! Hold yourselves back a bit! If the class leader gets angry, wouldn’t my master be the one who gets it the worst?”
The boys in the group quieted down, but their eyes did not leave Gong CaiCai’s breasts.
Niu ShiLi had a poor complexion on his face.
Before when there was no male PE committee member, it was usually Niu ShiLi who led the group runs. Since we had similar heights, I would usually follow close behind him, and today the order was reversed.
He did not support the action of slowing down to peep at the girls, but it was not my idea. It was the decision of all the boys, and if he objects then he should be prepared to become the enemy of all the boys.
Also, I don’t believe that you didn’t look at Gong CaiCai’s chest even once. Even a Sparta like me could not hold back, but you can?
That’s why Niu ShiLi did not say anything and followed along with everyone’s strange “fast —— slow —— fast” tempo.
During one of our laps, the class leader’s running posture attracted everyone’s attention.
Shu Sha was wearing sportswear that made her appear very skinny. She had great running posture and her long hair was flowing in a straight line behind her.
“Hey, class leader, you’re not bad!” Xiong YaoYue happily patted the class leader’s back, “You almost caught up to my speed! Run again! You might be able to break your record if you run again!”
The class leader who just finished running had a slightly flushed cheek and she took a look at the stopwatch. “I already broke my record. Isn’t this 0.1 seconds faster than the last time?”
“Is it?” Xiong YaoYue laughed while scratching her head thoughtlessly. “I forgot, I forgot! Class leader, you’re such a hard worker! Are you running so fast because you want to catch up to cars who break the laws when you become a traffic police officer?”
The class leader’s face darkened: “I want to be a criminal police officer, not a traffic police officer.”
“They’re both police officers! Why are you making fun of me because of my poor memory!” Xiong YaoYue pouted and ran next to Gong CaiCai who was resting near the flower garden. She put her hands on her waist and shouted:
“Miss, get up! You’re the one with the worst performance, are you not ashamed! Let’s go again!”
Gong CaiCai looked as if she was about to cry. Xiong YaoYue saw it was a bad situation and she hurried over to comfort her:
“Fine, fine, you don’t have to run anymore, don’t cry. The class leader is going to scold me again if you cry. Also, you’re not the worst in our class since Ren XiaoQin never attends class. She even fainted once at the flag bearing ceremony, so she should be even weaker than you…! There’s someone that’s even weaker than you! Do you feel better?”
As Xiong YaoYue stated, Xiao Qin would always sit alone in the classroom during PE class. When I looked up towards her, I saw her waving at me from the window. She looked happy seeing my youthful sweat.
She probably sat on my desk while I was not there!
I found Xiao Qin asleep on my desk when I returned to the classroom from PE class more than once. Sometimes she was even using my sportswear as a cushion under her arm.
“Hurry up and return my uniform! Also, if you wanted to sleep, sleep on your own spot!”
Every time, Xiao Qin would hug it tightly and seem reluctant to part with it.
“Ye Lin classmates soothes my mind and helps me sleep! Also, we’re childhood friends and lovers, so who cares if we share the same desk and clothes!”
I admit that Xiao Qin’s brain damage is ranked top in the class, but I don’t agree if you say that she’s physically weak.
Would Xiong YaoYue be taken aback when she finds out about Xiao Qin’s true power?
Now, it was time for Loud Mouth to run. Although she had a sturdy body, she was extremely slow. Each step she made created a loud sound.
Xiong YaoYue pointed and laughed at Loud Mouth’s clumsy appearance: “Hahahaha, it’s an earthquake! Godzilla’s coming! Everyone run!”
Loud Mouth was not a practitioner of Buddhism. She stared at Xiong YaoYue and started chasing her with her lobster claws.
Xiong YaoYue made an expression as if she was afraid and she started to run away in a lighthearted manner. She would always intentionally stay one step out of reach from Loud Mouth’s claws.
Loud Mouth gave up after running half a lap around the track. Xiong YaoYue, on the other hand, got into running. She finished the lap, and when the boys came over, she came up to me and started running beside me.
“Hey!” She turned to me, “How does it feel leading the guys for the first day?”
In the summer, Xiong YaoYue’s standard attire is short-sleeves with hot pants. Her two bare thighs caused people to blush when you look at her from a close distance. A trace of sweat on her light brown skin shone brightly under the sunlight.
She was always laughing for an unknown reason, and the people around her could see her canines.
“Hey! I’m talking to you! What are you getting embarrassed for!”
She hit me once on the shoulder in a familiar manner, and a wave of laughter erupted among the group of boys.
“What are you laughing at!” Xiong YaoYue shouted, “I’ll give a kick to anyone who keeps laughing! Do you think you can rebel just because you have a male PE committee member!”
While keeping a stable pace, I said to Xiong YaoYue awkwardly:
“Xiong classmate….”
“You’re a bear!” Xiong YaoYue said angrily, “Don’t call me Xiong classmate! You can choose between Xiao Xiong, Xiao Yao, Xiao Yue, Yao Yao, or Yue Yue, or whatever, just don’t call me Xiong classmate, and don’t use my full name!”
Someone from behind chimed in: “The girls usually call her Xiao Xiong, and the boys call her Yue Yue…”
A puzzled expression appeared on Xiong YaoYue’s face, “The name Yao Yao sounds pretty good, but why does no one call me that?”
When she brought that up, I subconsciously gazed at her breasts. Couldn’t help it, Yao Yao from Taiwan’s ‘Zai Nan Nu Shen’ left a huge impression on everyone because of her explosive breasts.
As for Xiong YaoYue’s chest, although it bounces up and down like a little rabbit when she runs, it did not reach into the realm of Yao Yao (it does not even compare to the class leaders’). So it makes sense that boys would never call you Yao Yao.
“Then, I’ll call you Yue Yue?” I asked.
“Sure!” she quickly answered, “We can discuss any names except my full name! Oh right, now that you’re a PE committee member, it’s your job the next time we have to get equipment from the storage!”
“When I used to carry heavy things, I would need help from the boys. But you guys are pretty lazy and always dillydallying… Now it’s your responsibility! I’m free! Ha ha ha ha —— “
She smiled like she ate honey and ran away speedily.
It was almost time for the cellphone and telephone card I bought online to arrive.