Chapter 179 – It’s Okay If You’re a Trap
Eunuch Cao finally confessed after I got to the heart of the matter.
It turns out that he also had a few pinhole cameras borrowed from Director Cao in his large bag along with the wig. He wanted to persuade Shu Zhe to dress as a girl and install hidden cameras in the female washroom so he can take secret photos.
“Jie Jie Jie Jie. Master, it’s a pretty good plan, right! There must be plenty of fashionable girls who come downtown to watch movies. If I could take some shameful photos of them, I could sell them for a high price online!”
I immediately punched him and he almost bit his tongue.
“Bastard! What kind of pervert would buy those photos?”
Eunuch Cao held the giant bump on his head and mumbled: “Yeah! Someone will buy it! My dad has some colleagues from Japan…”
So, it’s colleagues who filmed AV with him! Sure enough, Japan is filled with perverts. Are you trying to export all your hard work!
Although I was not Xiao Qin’s real boyfriend, I got angry when I thought of her being secretly filmed by Eunuch Cao. Thus I choked his neck with both my hands and made him quack like a drowning duck.
“Stop choking! Master, stop choking! Cough —— I’m going to die! Ah Zhe didn’t even agree!” (TN: Ah Zhe is a intimate way of calling Shu Zhe)
Fuck, why are you calling him with such a sickening name! The class leader only calls her little brother ‘Xiao Zhe’. The way you refer to Shu Zhe makes my back shiver.
Initially, I thought Shu Zhe behaved pretty well since he did not cave in front of the allure of money and agree to Eunuch Cao’s evil plan. But after careful thought, it might be because Shu Zhe was averse to wearing women’s clothing. If he did not have to wear women’s clothing, he might commit any number of evil acts for money.
Eunuch Cao escaped with great difficulty and lifted his bag up slightly. He walked to a urinal and began to loosen his belt.
“It doesn’t feel good… I can’t believe I can’t use him even though he’s perfect for the circumstances. I wasted all that effort carrying that heavy bag! What a pity! Even if I wear a wig, I can’t pass off as a girl…”
Enough! It was bad enough when Shu Zhe wore women’s clothing, but you want to try too? If Shu Zhe could be considered a trap when he cross-dresses, then Eunuch Cao would be like the Chernobyl radiation that would melt your eyes if he cross-dresses.
Right when I stood in line with Eunuch Cao and was about to empty my bladder, Shu Zhe walked in with his head lowered.
He furrowed his brows after he saw that Eunuch Cao was still here. He appeared to be a bit calmer than when he first escaped, perhaps due to my existence.
“The washroom upstairs was under construction…”
Shu Zhe said to himself as he unzipped the zipper on his jeans. But instead of standing next to me to take a piss, he stood at the furthest corner. He was acting all secretive and afraid I would see him taking a piss.
He does not act like a man at all! A man should always do things in the open! Urinating is not an exception! We are all men, so what if you were seen by me? I let your sister see mines last time under the bridge!
Or are you afraid I would call you small like Chen YingRan?
Eunuch Cao was the first one to finish his business among the three of us. He creepily walked behind Shu Zhe’s back with a wicked smile on his face. He quietly removed the wig from his bag and abruptly put it on her head.
At first, the wig was not worn properly, but after a shake from Shu Zhe, the wig was adjusted correctly. Because he was not done urinating, he could not use his hands to resist. He could only let the beautiful light brown wig sit on his head.
“Ha ha ha —— He he he —— Jie Jie Jie” Eunuch Cao laughed out loud after he succeeded, “How about it? Look! You look exactly like a girl after only putting on a wig! Master, you should come and take a look too! Didn’t I say I have good eyes?”
I did not want to see Shu Zhe wearing women’s clothing again, but I could not resist taking a peek after Eunuch Cao’s cheers.
The Imperial movie theater’s washroom can be considered luxurious. There was a lingering fragrance of air freshener in the air, the ceramic tiles were shiny, the facilities was well maintained, and there was a small mirror above each urinal.
Shu Zhe observed his unhappy face through the mirror.
It was only a wig, some bangs, long hair, and it changed his entire appearance.
His face turned rose red due to his blood rushing to his face. He was biting his lips and looked ten times more exaggerated than the class leader —— in front of us who know the truth, he looks like a pitiful girl, let alone a complete stranger?
Shu Zhe quickly pulled up his zipper and walked to the sink panting with anger.
The reason why he did not remove the wig was because the wig uses a special hairnet that tightly wraps around your head. You cannot remove it easily and Shu Zhe does not want to touch his head with his dirty hands.
Previously, there was no one in the washroom, but right when Shu Zhe was washing his hand, a tall, skinny, fashionable man who seemed like a university student walked in.
The university student was stunned when he saw Shu Zhe.
I would also be stunned if I saw a 13 or 14 year old girl washing her hands in the male washroom.
I thought the university student would immediately run out of the washroom and check the sign to see if he accidentally entered the female washroom, but he was calmer than I expected. He saw the urinals that were only present in male washrooms, and me who was pulling up my zipper.
Shu Zhe was ashamed and anxious when he saw someone come in, and his face was red like an apple. He was going to remove the wig after washing his hands, but he was originally weak, he was dizzy from anger, and he had soap water left on his hand, so he actually failed to removed the wig after trying once or twice.
The university student stared at Shu Zhe face for a few seconds, then he shot forward like an arrow. He put one hand on his chest in a servile manner and asked courteously: “Does this beautiful lady need any help?”
Eunuch Cao was originally snickering with his mouth covered. He wanted to see how it progressed, but he could not resist laughing out loud after the university student’s question.
Shu Zhe fiercely glared at the university student since he was mistaken as a female. He lost all reason due to anger and he walked toward the exit without even removing the wig.
Unexpectedly, the university student blocked his way. When Shu Zhe went left, he also went left, and when Shu Zhe went right, he also went right.
Shu Zhe yelled in anger when he could not leave: “Move! I’m a boy!”
I was not sure if it was due to the wig, but I felt Shu Zhe’s voice became more flirtatious. From the perspective of the university student, it would sound like a crafty ojousan.
“A boy? How can there be a boy this cute?”
The university student expressed disbelief.
Shu Zhe was seething with anger and he was going to unzip his zippers and let the other party inspect his body.
But he stopped before he finished unzipping his zipper. Maybe he felt it was not suitable to expose himself in front of guys, or he simply thought it was too embarrassing to show off his small member.
Thus, his bright red face turned even redder.
Although a white shirt and jeans were neutral pieces of clothing, it made him look like a weaker version of the class leader when paired together with the shoulder-length wig. Especially his red face plus the action of pulling his fly halfway; it was easy to cause people to have wild imaginations. Even Eunuch Cao, who was watching from the side, was staring at him in awe.
The changes to the university student’s expression were worth mentioning. First, it was astonishment, then it was doubt, and then it turned into enlightenment and uncontainable joy.
He extended his two arms and clutched Shu Zhe in an embrace. He gave him a full intimate hug without any gaps.
“I like traps too!!”
Both me and Eunuch Cao was stupefied, along with Shu Zhe who could not breathe properly because of the hug.
The university student introduced himself excitedly: “My name is Fan Chuan, you can call me Xiao Chuan! What’s your name? Can you be my girlfriend?”
Shu Zhe was angered to the point of vomiting blood, “I, I’m a man!”
Fan Chuan stuck up his thumb and made an expression as if it was no problem, “It’s fine if you’re a man! Real love does not differentiate between sex!”
Shu Zhe turned around and screamed at me: “Brother Ye Lin, save me! He’s a pervert!”
Fan Chuan eyed me once, and his gaze showed disappointment and a bit of hostility towards me, “Are you his boyfriend?”
You are his fucking boyfriend! No one is as big as a pervert as you who would not retreat even when you know he is a trap!
“Oh, it’s good that you don’t have a boyfriend!” He looked seriously into Shu Zhe’s fearful eyes and requested: “Please be my girlfriend! Please accept immediately!”
Shu Zhe was angered and scared and he could not break free with his own strength. He was anxious to the point of crying, but his expression made Fan Chuan even more excited as if he was an otaku who found an AV that he had been looking for a long time.
I was afraid the pervert would break Shu Zhe’s spine, so I went to give him a warning. Shu Zhe took this opportunity to crawl out of his bear hug, and he ran into the hallway with tears in his eyes.
Fan Chuan chased after Shu Zhe without hesitation, but a girl in high heels and tried to block Fan Chuan, “Xiao Chuan, what are you doing! Why did a girl come out of the boys washroom?”
Based on the situation, this person could be Fan Chuan’s girlfriend.
I thought Fan Chuan’s disturbance would be over once his girlfriend showed up. I did not expect him to casually say: “Sorry! I realized I like traps! Let’s break up!”
What the fuck are you saying!? Does the relationship between you and your girlfriend not even amount to the wig on Shu Zhe’s head? Why did Shu Zhe cause a couple to break up after wearing women’s clothing in public for the first time?
In the end, Fan Chuan was still dragged away by his girlfriend who flew into a rage. Before being dragged out of the theater, he pointed at the escaping Shu Zhe and said: “Wait for me! I’ll be back!”
Shu Zhe was still in a panicked state while wearing the wig, and he accidentally bumped into Xiao Qin who was coming from the female washroom.
Xiao Qin looked at Shu Zhe’s face with suspicions, but she did not recognize him, nor did her androphobia act up.