Chapter 122 – Bathroom Door Guardian
I only spoke a few lines to the class leader before Xiao Qin walked in from the back door of the classroom.
She was in low spirits and after seeing us she said “good morning” in a dispirited tone.
Then she sat down in her seat.
“What did you do to Xiao Qin?”
After she noticed that something was wrong, the class leader immediately changed the topic and no longer cared about me.
“I didn’t do anything to her!”
Instead, she was the one who almost broke my arm! Damn, I really want to tell the truth! However, it’s already embarrassing enough that the Five Tigers are the only ones who know about this incident! Also, even if I said it, the class leader would not believe it if she didn’t see it with her own eyes.
After most all my classmates arrived, I became the object of everyone’s gaze.
Of course, they didn’t dare to brazenly stare. They would secretly sneak a look, then start discussing with their neighbors.
“It’s rare to see Ye Lin wounded. Did he get his karma?”
“Exactly, he’s always bullying people, he should have learned his lesson this time?”
Although I really wanted to point to their face and ask which of their eyes saw me bullying, but ever since Xiao Qin transferred here, I have lost the rights to ask such questions.
“If he’s injured, wouldn’t his neighbor, Ren XiaoQin, be able to relax?”
“Not necessarily! I think he would vent his anger, so it would actually be worse!”
Listening to the student’s discussions, Xiao Qin’s head was getting lower and lower, and she hid behind her open Chinese textbook.
“Ye Lin, I’m sorry…”
She told me with a small voice like a mosquito.
“Forget it.” I magnanimously shook my right hand. “Don’t worry about it, just pretend it didn’t happen.”
Although I believe the result of this duel was a draw, but on the surface, I had a more serious injury. After honing myself for so long, I couldn’t accept that I lost to the Little Tyrant.
“No, Ye Lin classmate, I carefully reviewed myself…” She hesitated for a moment, “A dangerous person like me is not suitable to become Ye Lin classmate’s girlfriend…”
Huh? What’s happening here? Does Xiao Qin want to voluntarily withdraw? I’m overjoyed! It was worth getting my arm injured! It would still be worth it even if I injured a leg too!
“Last night I asked my mother to waste my martial art skills. As a result, my mother scolded me and said that I watched too much film and television, there is no such method…”
“My mother also said, I’m too proactive for a girl when it comes to developing an intimate relationship with Ye Lin classmate, and I am too active as a girl. The only result would be scaring them away, or meeting an irresponsible person that leaves after they’re done playing with you…”
So, was that why Auntie Red waited for me on my usual running route today? Because she was worried that her daughter was emotionally as unfortunate as herself, so she specifically warned me?
“Although I don’t believe that Ye Lin is an irresponsible person, I would also be deeply grateful if you were willing to play with me, but… If Ye Lin classmate was scared away, I will regret it…”
“Plus, my androphobia has not been cured. If there was another case of losing my mind and hurting Ye Lin classmate, I will blame myself and wouldn’t be able to live with myself anymore…”
“So, I don’t expect to jump into an intimate relationship with Ye Lin classmate all of a sudden. Let’s revert to our innocent playmate relationship as before, and be ordinary childhood friends?”
After she finished speaking, she was unconfident and hid her face behind the book, awaiting my reply.
Who was your innocent playmate! Do you trade blows with your childhood friend (Actually, it was one-sided)!
However, Xiao Qin’s proposal signified that she took a step back and represented that I was closer to victory.
“Okay!” I replied delightfully. “Then you can’t start anymore rumors and say that you are my girlfriend!”
Xiao Qin nodded and showed a little peace of mind but also a slightly disappointed expression.
Since we’re childhood friends, then she uphold the responsibility of a childhood friend, right?
I extended my right hand towards Xiao Qin:
“Let me copy your language class homework!”
It doesn’t matter if I don’t turn in the homework for the other subjects, I just don’t want to provoke old man Zhang.
Xiao Qin took out her homework from her bag and handed it to me.
“Ye Lin classmate, your hand is hurt, do you want me to copy it for you?”
Once I have identified her as an ordinary childhood friend, although it still felt a bit strange, I could get along with her more easily.
“No, my right hand is fine. Besides, since your words are so beautiful, old man Zhang would know that I didn’t write it myself!”
“(*^__^*) Hehe, Ye Lin classmates praised me?”
For the first time today, Xiao Qin showed a smile on her face.
“Uhmm, Ye Lin classmate, there is one more thing I want to apologize for…”
I started to copy Classical Chinese writing and waited for Xiao Qin to continue.
“Were the five people that I injured yesterday your friends? Although they told me, but because they look too much like the ruffians from Shoujo manga, I accidentally adjusted myself into battle mode…”
Do you divide yourself into combat mode and love mode? Do you think you are a cell phone? If you were a mobile phone, I hope you would stay on silent mode!
“I, I can’t help it! I was very scared at the time, I had to defend Ye Lin classmate’s virginity!”
Who needs you to defend their virginity! Also, the five tigers were harassing you, what does that have to do with my virginity!?
“Because, because…” Xiao Qin cupped her face that was red as an apple. “Because my virginity belongs to Ye Lin, I shortened it as Ye Lin classmate’s virginity.”
My face sank:
“Didn’t you just say that you didn’t want to be my girlfriend anymore? Isn’t our relationship that of ordinary childhood friends?”
Xiao Qin was scared by my expression and took a breath and replied in a mumble:
“My current setting is a neighboring girl who is secretly in love with Ye Lin classmate. Although she has never expressed her true feelings, she still likes Ye Lin very much!”
Who said that you have not confessed! You confessed to me the first time you saw me again! Also, you’ve already said you liked me an innumerable amount of times these days! Do you really think you are playing a love game on your computer? That it has a reset button?
“In short… In short… Ye Lin classmate can think of me as an ordinary childhood friend, because Ye Lin classmate is slow when it comes to love, so he has not realized that the neighboring girl likes him…”
What, not only did you reset your own file, but you also gave me new settings? Do you think that you are the god of the “Earth online” game?
“The girl next door expressed her apology to Ye Lin classmate, because she accidentally injured his friends. These friends not only did not hold a grudge, but also returned the lost bag back. The girl next door was very happy…”
Don’t use a third person narrative to describe yourself! It became a narration game so quickly! If I can’t copy the homework, the narration will become “Old man Zhang used the textbook to deal 100 damage to Ye Lin”!
“Why, does Ye Lin not like me speaking this way? I heard that using the third person to describe yourself is cute! The girl next door only wants the attention of Ye Lin classmate!”
I lowered my head to copy the homework and ignored her.
Xiao Qin laid on her table and turned her face towards me.
“Hehe, the girl next door thought in her heart: Although Ye Lin only thought of himself as an ordinary childhood friend, but the rabbit loves to eat the grass near the nest —— as long as the girl next door perseveres, shaking her youthful body next to him… If Ye Lin classmate couldn’t hold it in anymore and pushed down the girl next door, he should take responsibility and become her boyfriend?”
Screw that! If it’s an inner thought, don’t say it out loud! Not only did you not change the third person narrative, even your plans were revealed!
It was not until old man Zhang entered the classroom and announced that class started and Xiao Qin stopped playing this game.
Thanks to old man Zhang’s blessing, she was quiet for the whole class.
After class, I got up to go to the bathroom. Xiao Qin raised her eyes and asked me:
“Do you need me to help?”
“I’m going to the bathroom, what can you help me? Are you going to go for me?”
This tone of voice shouldn’t be considered rude for childhood friends, right?
“I… Ye Lin classmate’s arm injury is my responsibility, so if Ye Lin classmate goes to urinate, if it’s inconvenient with one hand…”
“… so what if it’s inconvenient?”
“No, let your childhood friend make a meager contribution!”
“Meager contribution?”
“Hehe~~~” Xiao Qin touched her head with one hand. “That is to help Ye Lin classmate pull it out, then stuff it back in when you’re done urinating!”
“Scram!”
Xiao Qin covered her head and made a gesture as if she was afraid of being beat.
“Oh! I forgot the most important step! It seems that I have to shake it afterwards? Is it that why you scolded me?”
I didn’t continue this stupid conversation with Xiao Qin and walked into the corridor alone.
At the entrance of the men’s toilet, I met Li Cunzhuang of the 2 – 2 class. (TN: 2 – 2 is 2nd year, 2nd class)
Isn’t this the famous person of 28th Middle. Body like an iron bucket, face that looks like it had a stroke, doesn’t show mercy in a fight, rumored to be crazy, the man nicknamed Li ErLeng?
I don’t know if Shu Zhe gave him the nude photos that he promised to sell to Li ErLeng.
I was holding a stomach of shit, and Li ErLeng actually blocked me from entering the washroom.