I’m Actually a Cultivation Bigshot

“A-Whoo!”

The Heavenly Guard jumped up instantly. His face had gone green with a grimace, howling out loud.

He wanted to cover his buttock, but as his hands touched on it, he felt a sharp pain so painful that he could not do anything about it.

The other Heavenly Guard watched blankly, he was perplexed as he watched his colleague’s buttock crack open. The flesh exploded so shockingly, even he felt his pain.

That was the body of a Daluo Golden Immortal! Once they reached the Daluo realm, they lived past the reincarnation. Their bodies blended in with the Law and would not die or vanish.

And now, his buttock was cracked open?

If he did not see with his own eyes, he would not have believed it.

The firelight was such a terrifying existence!

He could not help shivering, his hands and feet were chilly.

This was not the place to stay for any longer.

With that thought, he felt a sharp pain coming from his buttock, swiftly after…

“Ping!”

“A-whu…”

The powerful and high-above Daluo Golden Immortal, left behind a pool of blood.

The other Heavenly Guard was more calm, but he still growled angrily, “Who’s it? Who attacked us? How shameless!”

“So evil and insidious! Come out if you dare!”

“Phew…”

Along with a long pulling sound, ten or so firelights instantly shot up from the ordinary realm.

The firelights lit up the night sky beautifully, dazzling the eyes of the two Heavenly Guards.

“Gaso…Me!”

The two Heavenly Guards were terrified. Their scalps numb with their hairs standing up. They were like the ants on the hot pot, having no idea what to do. They wanted to run away, but realized that this firelight was too terrifying as if they would locate the target. Even their movement was already restricted.

Watching that the firelight was getting closer, targeting their buttocks, they felt despair. They covered their buttocks with both hands, “I’m sorry, I’m sorry, please let me go!”

“Ping!”

The heavy and beautiful fireworks exploded in the sky, the colorful sparkles overlapping one another. They formed countless blooming flowers, adding beautiful lights to this single-colored night sky.

Li Nianfan looked at the fireworks and said instantly, “Daji, how’s it? Beautiful?”

“Mr. Li, beautiful. Too beautiful!” Daji looked up at the sky, her beautiful eyes dazzled by the sparkling fireworks above. She could clearly see that there were two suffering figures jumping away from the fireworks like the clowns.

‘Mr. Li knew everything. He is helping me!’

Tears rolled down from her eyes to her cheeks. Daji blinked away her tears, she was dazzled by the show.

Beautiful, so beautiful. This was definitely the most beautiful sight in the world!

Not only beautiful, it was even more touching.

By the side, Fire Phoenix looked at the sky without blinking. She secretly touched on her amulet that was also cracked, and she then secretly looked at Li Nianfan with Daji. Her flaming red eyes looked complicated.

Suddenly, her thoughts fluttered. Now that the phoenix family was doing so bad, she was the only phoenix left. Since the expert had lived past the ordinary, everything on his was the essence of Heaven. If only she could make a child with him.

Instantly, her face flushed so red, even redder than her hair! She quickly slapped her cheeks and cautiously looked at Li Nianfan. Her eyes were flickering.

She must not think this way, no way! The expert was so powerful, he might be able to read minds! This was blasphemy!

At the Ice Palace.

Ziye stood on the glacier. She was watching this majestic view from the Immortal Land, she had tears rolling down.

The expert was using his own way to open up the access to the gate of the Heavenly Temple.

Layers of fireworks almost exploded in front of her. The dazzling beauty made her feel as if she had gone back to the very far away. Back then, she liked to go to the roof of the Seven Pavilion, to watch the beautiful Sister Zixia like an ocean while talking to her.

She always thought that the most beautiful sight in the world was Zixia in that moment. However, she now had seen another beautiful sight, a more beautiful sight than the one in her memory.

“Seventh Princess, Ice…Gla…Glacier…”

Xinghe stood behind ZIye. Meanwhile, his face changed, his long beard shaking vigorously below his mouth. His entire body had stiffened while his soul was wildly trembling as if every cell of his were moving. He was unable to speak.

He pointed in a direction, showing that the glacier had signs of melting. As the fireworks exploded, some cracks were seen on the glacier. Swiftly after, the entire Ice Palace started to shake up vigorously.

“Clack! Clack! Clack!”

The crack was getting bigger, the ice melted into water. Some even vaporized in the air instantly.

“Bam!”

Suddenly, the Ice Palace that Ziye was standing on collapsed. Leaving behind the crusted ice all over.

Ziye floated in the air, her face was filled with excitement.

“Ping! Ping! Ping!”

The fireworks continued with a loud cracking sound.

The ice was melting, showing the original land covered by the glacier. When the sun rised tomorrow, the Ice Palace will be completely melted. This showed that the seal was…melted!

Tonight was meant to be an extraordinary night.

The fireworks lit up the end of the sky, attracting the attention of many.

The lively and beautiful fireworks seemed to be celebrating the arrival of a new era.

In the Dragon Palace.

Urchin was located on the East Sea, there were many prawn knights behind him. They were all looking up and worshipping the fireworks.

“Heavenly Palace…is now coming back!”

Urchin said in awe. The Dragon family did not have a good relationship with the Heavenly Temple. However now that his old friends and old enemies were coming back, he felt delighted. This symbolized the arrival of a new era.

Urchin straightened his face, he said solemnly, “Follow me, worship the expert!”

Behind him, the prawn knights followed him, they all bowed deeply at the direction of the fireworks.

“Prawns soldiers, go get lobsters! Crab soldiers, go pick some big crabs, the best ones! Train their meat well. I’ll bring them over to the expert one day.”

…

Immortal Land. Zhu Sea.

This was also a sacred land, but this was not a sect.

Linzhu was sitting on a pillar, she was shaking her legs in the air happily as she watched the fireworks from afar. She was also munching on the orange one petal at a time, her eyes squinting from the smile.

“Yeah! I get to play in the Heavenly Temple soon!”

…

Underworld.

Black and White Impermanence stuck out their heads. Similarly, they were looking at the direction of the fireworks and bowed deeply. They should pick a day to visit the Heavenly Palace.

…

The fireworks gradually ended. The world soon regained its peace while the night sky returned.

However, the majestic sight was already deeply implanted into the heads of the people. It even went in their souls, making it impossible to remember forever.

Under the quiet night sky, a small dot suddenly appeared. It fell from the sky slowly.

It was a snowflake.

A white snowflake. Soon it filled up the night sky, it started snowing.

Few snowflakes landed on Li Nianfan’s cheeks, the coldness made him realize, “It’s Winter already. The snow came earlier this year.”

He looked at Daji and halted, “Daji, why did you cry?”

Daji quickly wiped off her tears, she went in the arms of Li Nianfan and closed her eyes. She said sincerely, “The fireworks are too beautiful, I can’t help. Waa…Mr. Li, you’re too kind to me.”

“Don’t be silly, if I’m not kind to you, who would I be kind to?”

LI Nianfan smiled and ruffled her head. As expected, any woman would be swept off their feet by this romantic gesture.

“Alright, don’t cry. It’s snowing, hurry up and go in for a rest.”

Daji bit her lips, she was so touched that she had to say embarrassingly, “Mr. Li, why not…tonight, let me please…”

Suddenly, Fire Phoenix said, “Sister Daji, we’ll sleep together tonight.”

Right away, she pulled Daji away and into her room.

Li Nianfan stood on the same spot, looking at the two women walking into the room blankly. He felt that he had…missed something?