I’m Actually a Cultivation Bigshot

‘Don’t worry my *ss.’

Lord Demon felt like his minion was unreliable. He decided to do it himself because he was doubtful.

After all, the Deluxe Merit bigshot was at the side. He had to be careful. If they accidentally hurt the Deluxe Merit bigshot, it would be a huge problem. The worst-case scenario was that their future generations would be affected too.

‘Can’t be messed with!’

Lord Demon glanced at that cave. He immediately set up a defense shield over that area to avoid accidentally injuring the bigshot.

‘The story unfolds…’

Dragin and Nanan noticed that Li Nianfan fell asleep. They sneakily crawled out from the cave.

They went back to the pond again. The ghosts and Onis were still there.

Black and White Impermanence noticed them, they respectfully asked at the same time, “Ladies, is your brother… asleep?”

Nanan nodded and replied, “Yeah. Brother has a disciplined schedule. Mainly because it is too boring here.”

“It’s our fault.” White Impermanence shook his head and smiled bitterly. Then, he said, “But it’s kind of inappropriate to have a performance show here.”

Black Impermanence also said in a helpless voice, “Yeah, the vibe is not appropriate.”

“We know.”

Nanan and Dragin nodded and stared at the nearby wine gourd. They quickly ran over.

“We can finally drink!”

They hurriedly poured themselves a small cup of wine and chugged it down. They blushed. ‘Ah, so wonderful…’

‘This is how it’s supposed to be.’

‘Bad brother, he keeps saying that little kids are not allowed to drink alcohol. We can only take tiny sips. So torturous.’

‘We are not kids anymore.’

Dragin happily drank the wine. Her red tail poked out from behind, wagging with rhythm. She looked at Black and White Impermanence and asked, “Drinks?”

“We…”

Black and White Impermanence gulped. In the end, they replied, “Never mind. We feel like it’s not okay.”

They naturally wanted to drink. However, they already had plenty on the way here. Although Li Nianfan purposefully left the wine gourd before he left and told them it was for them to drink, they did not dare to be so uncourteous. They knew they did not deserve it.

It was also a respect for the expert.

Moreover, the expert simply left his Ultimate Heavenly Spiritual Treasure. That signified his trust for the others. They wanted to cry from feeling touched.

Nanan clumsy poured with the wine gourd that was as big as her head. She suddenly asked, “Sister Dragin, is this wine gourd the Purple Golden Gourd in ‘Journey to the West’?”

Dragin looked closer as if she discovered a whole new world, “Hm? Might be. I remember that brother took extra care when he planted it. It must be extraordinary.”

Nanan picked up the gourd and pointed it at everyone. She seemed to be looking for a target.

“Yikes—”

Black and White Impermanence were petrified. Their high hats were stiffened. They almost knelt on the spot. They hurriedly begged, “Ladies, please. Don’t play around with that stuff. Something bad will happen.”

Nanan asked curiously, “Black and White uncles, is this really the Purple Golden Gourd? The one that can entrap people inside?”

“From its appearance, it most probably is. However, I heard that a lot of Ultimate Heavenly Spiritual Treasure no longer exist.”

Black Impermanence paused and continued, “But for someone like the expert, his actions were reasonably unpredictable.”

Nanan mumbled, “It’s rare that brother left this gourd. We don’t have a lot of chances. To him, it’s just a wine bottle. We have to try this on someone now.”

“Haha— The Lord Demon had arrived!”

A strong voice recklessly yelled and laughed maniacally.

‘Demons?’

The General of the Bloody Sea and Shura Ghost General furrowed their brows at the same time.

They glared over. It was apparently an unwelcomed foe.

Backo and Amon slowly walked out behind Lord Demon. They had a few demonic cultivators with them too.

The General of the Bloody Sea asked in an unfriendly tone, “We defeated Demons years ago, you all were forced to cower in your shells like a tortoise. Why are you all active again? Aren’t you scared of death?”

“Haha, you’re so naïve!”

Lord Demon scoffed and laughed. He mocked, “Do you really think we Demons hid because we are afraid of you? Our Lord Demon God is invincible. We only hid to avoid the big tribulation!”

Black Impermanence frowned. He asked disbelievingly, “You all knew the big tribulation ahead of time?”

“That’s right. We are well-prepared. Buddhism was at its peak at that time, they became the first ones to take the shot.”

Lord Demon sneered, “A lot of people knew that. However, the big tribulation is kind of unavoidable!”

The General of the Bloody Sea asked, “What do you want this time?”

“We naturally want to be the majorities!”

Lord Demon had a red glare in his eyes. He said in a buzzing voice, “After the realms split, it’s every species for themselves. Humans are the majority but they are getting weaker. Our demonic religion can replace Buddhism as the number one religion. We can control the Humans and become the leaders of a new era!”

“Ha, are you joking?”

The tension was high but Black and White Impermanence had to laugh. They mocked, “Humans are everything. Goddess Nuwa created Humans. Do you think she molded them for fun? It is already fated.”

The General of the Bloody Sea also spoke up, “Monsters and Demons all had human forms so who do you think is the majority of the realm? It is an unchangeable fact!”

Lord Demon said eerily, “We Demons have our ways to change that. This is a meaningless conversation, hand over the Death Note!”

Shura Ghost General who was silent the whole time said coldly, “The Death Note is unrelated to living creatures. Scram!”

“Haha, I already knew this would happen. If so, don’t fault me taking it by force!” Lord Demon expectedly used his powers. A black bull figure formed behind him and ran towards them.

“Bam!”

Every step it took made the ground shook.

It was on purpose. It wanted to threaten them by making itself appear more powerful.

“Yeah right, you? Die!”

The General of the Bloody Sea and Shura Ghost General attacked at the same time. The Bloody Spear slashed through the night sky like a rainbow. A black whip followed suit like a venomous snake. They attacked the Lord Demon!

“Attack!”

Black and White Impermanence also attacked with their mourning staff. The Onis behind them also tossed out soul chains like a spider web at the Lord Demon!

The tsunami-like attack came at Lord Demon. However, he did not run or dodge. He reached out, grabbed the Bloody Spear in one hand, and the Soul Whip in the other. He was uninjured!

However, endless chains locked on him in the blink of an eye.

He chuckled and shook his body. The chains broke instantly!

Then, he clapped hard to create a strong wind. The jet-black-ink-like wind was unstoppable. Everyone including the General of the Bloody Sea all fell back.

“I had a Demonic Seal Spell set up here. Even Daluo Golden Immortals would be powerless here in this trap. Any resistance is useless!”

Lord Demon was very pleased, “This spell is given by the Lord Demon God to ensure the success of this mission!”

Lord Demon suddenly looked stiff when he mentioned that. After all, the usually unstoppable Demons suddenly faced a lot of troubles. They would fail at each mission. It really pissed them off.

They felt like someone was against them.

Therefore, all their missions were more carefully planned out. They had to ensure it.

It was embarrassing. It seemed like… ever since the Demons were back, they had not once succeeded.

‘This time, I, the Lord Demon, will have the first victory for the Demons. Haha!’

Lord Demon grinned harder at the thought of that.

The General of the Bloody Sea had a cold gaze. He held his Bloody Spear tightly, “What do you want the Death Note for?”

“We naturally have to be prepared. We’ll have the Death Note for sure!”

Lord Demon continued, “Let me tell you something, Demons should be the majority of the realm. Lord Demon God made a deal with God. Be against it would be against Fate! I suggest you all cooperate.”

“Be against Fate?”

Nanan was intrigued. She hurriedly asked, “Fighting Demons meant being against Fate?”

“That’s right!” Lord Demon looked at Nanan. He had a friendly smile. He said, “Little girl, being against Fate will not end well. So join us as soon as you can. Moreover, talk some sense into that Deluxe Merit brother of yours. Don’t trouble us.”

Nanan was instantly excited.

She remembered that Brother Nianfan wanted to be against Fate. That was her chance to help her Brother Nianfan.

She rolled her eyes and picked up the wine gourd. She pointed it at Lord Demon and asked, “Lord Demon, can you allow me to call your name?”

Lord Demon stuck his chest up and said generously, “Ha, why not? Say it all you want!”

“Lord Demon!”

“Yeah!”

“Swoosh—”

Lord Demon and the black bull behind him unwillingly levitated. They kept shrinking and were sucked into the gourd.