I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Earth Immortal Wu Tong stood in the air above with a pen in his hand and heaved a light, forlorn sigh. “It looks like this battle is about to be over. The power within the lightning Kirin exceeds that of the sword projection. It’s a pity that Xu Xiaolan used her trump card against Su Qianyun. It appears that the trump card can only be used once in a short span of time and can no longer be replicated against Zuo Qiubing. Otherwise, she has a good chance of securing a victory here.”

The sword projection of a thousand feet in length tore through the ground and descended upon the lightning Kirin with unstoppable force.

A light smile had already surfaced on Zuo Qiubing’s face. He knew that his victory had been assured.

All the blood had drained from Xu Xiaolan’s face, but her expression was still dignified and proud. She refused to lower her head even in the final instant before her elimination.

Right at the moment when the sword projection made contact with the lightning Kirin, the lightning Kirin suddenly began to run away in the other direction as if had just encountered something extremely terrifying.

Xu Xiaolan’s mouth fell open in shock, Zuo Qiubing’s expression also mirrored hers.

The lightning Kirin ran away with the sword projection right on its heels before pouncing toward Zuo Qiubing.

“Stop, you’re going in the wrong direction!” Zuo Qiubing roared with a hint of fear in his voice as he unleashed his lightning domain in an attempt to control the lightning Kirin.

The lightning Kirin didn’t stop. It broke through Zuo Qiubing’s domain before shattering his lightning armor.

Immediately afterward, the sword projection imbued with the power of the dragon and the phoenix descended upon Zuo Qiubing with devastating force…

Boom!

Flames rose into the sky and lightning flashed to light up the night.

Zuo Qiubing was enshrouded in golden light as he plummeted from the sky and crashed heavily onto the ground.

His Defeat Judgement Seal had already been triggered, and he could only look around with a vacant expression.

“Why… Why would my lightning Kirin be afraid of your sword projection?”

Xu Xiaolan made her way slowly toward Zuo Qiubing. She blinked lightly as she looked around her, but didn’t discover anyone else within the general vicinity.

However, that power was something she was all too familiar with…

“Perhaps it’s because the True Dragon and the Divine Phoenix rank higher than a Kirin?” She suggested with a smile.

“Bullsh*t! Did you see my Golden Void Lightning Kirin? It had the power of the Heavenly Dao, how could it be afraid of dragons and phoenixes?!” Zuo Qiubing gritted his teeth in rage.

“But your Kirin isn’t a Golden Void Lightning Kirin. Even if it was, it would still be just like a little puppy in the face of An Lin.” Xu Xiaolan shook her head with a smile.

Zuo Qiubing’s chest constricted at her words, and he spat out another mouthful of blood before disintegrating into specks of golden light and disappearing from the forest.

Xu Xiaolan heaved a light sigh of relief, and her body swayed slightly as if she was going to collapse from exhaustion. There was a faint ripple in the air not too far away from her, but the rippling soon subsided.

She looked around at her surroundings once again, but couldn’t find anyone this time either.

“Forget it, maybe this is the will of God… Zuo Qiubing had attained his domain through observing An Lin’s trial tribulation but he then tried to use his power against one of An Lin’s friends, thereby resulting in a backlash from using the spell technique.” Xu Xiaolan shook her head with a smile and began to meditate in order to recover from her injuries.

An Lin nodded in agreement from nearby.

Trying to use lightning to bully Xu Xiaolan? Did Zuo Quibing really want to die that badly?!

An Lin was able to manipulate even the Golden Void Lightning Kirin, so Zuo Qiubing’s Kirin was naturally easy to manipulate.

Just as An Lin was nodding with satisfaction, Earth Immortal Wu Tong was staring down at Xu Xiaolan with a stupefied expression.

What just happened? Had he missed something?

Earth Immortal Wu Tong ran through the battle again in his head but was still unable to comprehend why the lightning Kirin would run away. Had it really been scared off by Xu Xiaolan’s power?

He then suddenly thought back to the day where a certain male student had stirred up an even more bizarre spectacle.

“Could it have been student An Lin? No, that can’t be, I didn’t see An Lin at all.”

He scoured the landscape carefully but would only see a woman about a kilometer away playing on her phone. That person was, of course, none other than Liu Qianhuan.

“It couldn’t have been Liu Qianhuan. Perhaps An Lin had imparted his lightning manipulation mystic technique upon Xu Xiaolan… Sigh, these students really are getting more and more ridiculously powerful.” Earth Immortal Wu Tong sighed lightly before scribbling down some numbers.

Xu Xiaolan—Combat Capability: 1050, Achievement: 920

He then looked over at the statistics of Liu Qianhuan, who was the second seed in this free-for-all battle. Apparently, she had only engaged in one battle for the whole duration of this event so far.

Liu Qianhuan—Combat Capability: 860, Achievement:380

“Student Liu Qianhuan didn’t take advantage of the situation to swoop in and battle student Xu Xiaolan while she was injured. Instead, she chose to play games on the sidelines in order to afford Xu Xiaolan time to recover before challenging her to a fair battle… Such a moral compass should be an example for all students!” Earth Immortal Wu Tong nodded in approval.

An Lin took one last look at the woman silently meditating under the moonlight before heading off toward Liu Qianhuan.

This shadow state consumed a lot of vital energy to maintain. Even though his sea of vital energy was almost twice as large as a normal Soul Formation Stage cultivator, he still couldn’t keep it up for long.

Liu Qianhuan was thoroughly absorbed in her gameplay when an unnatural breeze blew by, making her body tremble in anticipation.

“Who’s there?”

Her eyes widened as she looked to her left but didn’t discover anyone there.

She then received a light tap on her right shoulder.

She turned to her right but a person suddenly popped up on her left.

“Ah!” Liu Qianhuan shrieked before slapping toward the person on her left.

Slap!

The person was knocked flying by her slap.

Boom!

The person crashed into a mountain, where his body created a large indentation.

Xu Xiaolan opened her eyes from a kilometer away and looked toward the source of the commotion. Her brows furrowed as she heard a familiar voice ring out in the distance.

“Holy f*ck! I was just playing a prank, are you trying to kill me?!” An Lin massaged his red and swollen cheek as he glared at Liu Qianhuan. If he was still a Spirit Nurturing Stage cultivator, his face would have probably been disfigured from that slap.

Liu Qianhuan humphed coldly at the sight of An Lin. “That’s what you get for trying to scare me!”

An Lin heaved a forlorn sigh. If a guy played a prank on a girl on Earth, the girl would probably just scream and at most aim a delicate kick at the guy.

However, playing a prank here earned him a near-lethal slap to the face instead.

What a stark contrast…

Earth Immortal Wu Tong also turned his gaze toward the source of the commotion and discovered two people not too far away.

“Is… Is that student An Lin? Are An Lin and Liu Qianhuan about to fight?

“No, it doesn’t look like they intend to battle one another. They seem to be chatting instead…

“That’s strange, why wasn’t I able to sense his presence with my divine sense? When did he end up here?”

Earth Immortal Wu Tong furrowed his brows in bewilderment.

“Forget about it, it must be because I haven’t been sleeping well lately and my brain isn’t functioning properly, yes, that must be it… ”

Meanwhile, An Lin and Liu Qianhuan were both secretly spying on Xu Xiaolan through the use of telescopic immortal spells.

Liu Qianhuan whispered to An Lin, “What do we do next?”

An Lin paused for a moment before replying, “We just have to eliminate Big Brother Cheng now. Why don’t we just follow Xu Xiaolan and when she bumps into Big Brother Cheng, you can eliminate him before challenging Xu Xiaolan.”

Liu Qianhuan nodded. “No problem, we’ll do exactly as you say! This is so exciting… I bet no one would have expected Xu Xiaolan to take the top spot on the Immortal Rankings Board. If I had known this was going to happen, I would’ve made a bet at the university.”

She mused to herself with a regretful expression, but she soon refocused on the task at hand and continued to observe Xu Xiaolan.