Chapter 1602: Took the Secret to the Grave
Chapter 1602: Took the Secret to the Grave
Iris Long showed her mother-in-law how to send virtual red packets to Ketchup and Bacon. Huang Yuyan sent 100,000 RMB to each of the cat AI children.
"This is your grandma’s greeting gift to each of you," Huang Yuyan told the two cat AI siblings. "Don’t fight anymore."
"The cute and mighty Ketchup is a kitty who loves world peace!"
"A peaceful world…how boring."
Jin Liwei gave his cat AI son a warning. "Bacon."
"What Bacon means is that a peaceful world is essential for our family to thrive and be happy," the black cat AI corrected his earlier words. "How boring others’ lives are compared to our privileged family."
Jin Liwei sighed, shaking his head.
Huang Yuyan chuckled. "You’re such a comedian, little Bacon."
She still had no idea how crooked her cat AI grandson was.
The black cat AI tilted his head to the side, his eyes glowing golden.
"Bacon is not a comedian, Grandmother. Bacon is Mother’s beloved panther son, a fierce protector of our family, and will one day become the richest Jin in the world, much wealthier than Father. Of course, Mother will always be number one. Bacon can take the 1.5th place."
"Pft!" Jin Chonglin couldn’t hold it in anymore. This cat AI nephew of his was just too damn funny. "Hahahaha!"
The black cat AI’s golden eyes turned to him. "Bacon is serious. Why is Uncle Chonglin laughing? Your laughter has hurt Bacon’s delicate little heart. Father, please help Bacon demand compensation for emotional distress from Uncle Chonglin. The bigger the amount of the compensation, the faster Bacon will forgive him."
"Now, now, Bacon." Jin Chonglin quickly realized his mistake.
He had already been scammed by the brat a few times before. A few thousand RMB shouldn’t be a problem but Bacon was an insatiable, greedy parasite. Adorable, yes, but still extremely greedy with a capital G.
Jin Chonglin had already been fleeced several hundred thousand by the brat.
Seeing everyone had been derailed from the main issue, Iris turned to her mother-in-law. "Mom, you’re not going to ask me any questions?" Discover hidden stories at
Huang Yuyan finally peeled her eyes away from the adorable AI cats on the phone screen. She took her daughter-in-law’s hand and held it.
"Xiulan, Mom may not understand everything because I’m not as smart as you, but I’m not stupid. This kind of technology is something only a genius Cross Academy student like you could develop. Don’t worry. I married into the Jin family. I might not be the smartest, but my father-in-law was once a genius like you. Uncle Jianhong is also a genius. There are geniuses around me. I know when to ask questions and when to shut my mouth. Don’t worry, Xiulan my dear. Mom won’t tell anyone about Ketchup and Bacon."
"Thank you, Mom." Indeed, Iris felt grateful to her mother-in-law.
She would forever feel grateful to have in-laws who not only accepted her into their family with open arms but also loved her and her children without any limitations.
"I just wonder how Grandma Li came to know about the existence of Ketchup and Bacon," Iris said, sharing her thoughts out loud.
"I told your grandma!" Grandpa Lu’s booming voice gave her the answer. "Your Grandma Li started feeling bored at her mountain villa one day. Who in the world would not feel bored living so high up in the mountain like a bloody hermit? I want to know! This old man visited your grandmother and called Ketchup and Bacon to help entertain her. Of course, I gave the two several big red packets to keep it a secret. I thought that they would spill the beans to Xiulan my girl and Liwei my boy, but they actually kept the secret for so long. Ketchup and Bacon, your great-grandpa is very pleased with the two of you."
"Love ya, Great-Grandpa Lu! Mwah mwah tsup tsup. Meow~"
Bacon’s tail swished a little faster. "How pleased is Great-Grandfather? Is he pleased enough for a big red packet?"
"Bahahaha!" The old man threw his head back and laughed from the bottom of his stomach. "You rascal is so much like your Uncle Haohao."
"Bacon disagrees, Great-Grandfather. Uncle Zihao is not as classy as Bacon."
"Bahahaha! Indeed, your Uncle Haohao is not classy enough. Bacon is the classiest."
"And Ketchup, too! Meow~"
"Yes, and Ketchup, too. Bahahaha! Fine, Great-Grandpa Lu will give you both big red packets. Prepare an investment plan to show your great-grandpa how you’ll invest the red packets I’ll give you. The plan I like the most will be rewarded with double the red packet!"
"Meowowow! The cute and mighty Ketchup will win this one! Meow~"
The black cat AI raised his fluffy chin. "Not possible. Bacon will win."
Huang Yuyan blinked her eyes, feeling confused again. Was this normal, too?
But indeed, she was someone who knew when to question and when to keep quiet, especially for things that she could barely understand. Her life was already close to perfection, a source of envy for others.
Her sons were both successful.
Her daughter-in-law and future daughter-in-law were also both successful, independent women.
Her grandchildren were the most adorable in the world. And now, she learned that she also had amazing cat AI grandchildren.
What else could she ask for?
Iris and Jin Liwei were both surprised to learn that Grandpa Lu had already introduced Ketchup and Bacon to Grandma Li. So that was how she came to know about the existence of the two AI cats.
Thankfully, she took the secret to the grave.
Yet she still cared about Ketchup and Bacon enough to include them in her will. She left them a generous amount of inheritance.
"Ketchup, Bacon, have you been accompanying your Great-Grandma Li?" Iris asked them.
"Aye aye, Mommy! Great-Grandma Li always praises Ketchup for being cute and mighty! Meow~"
"More like cute and funny, not mighty," Bacon corrected.
"Hmph! Bacon, you big meanie! It’s the same thing! Meow~"
"Bacon advises you to check the definitions of ’mighty’ and ’funny’. Bacon suspects that your internal dictionary has been compromised."
"Alright, that’s enough." Once again, Jin Liwei stopped his AI cat children from quarrelling.
While the others were having fun interacting with Ketchup and Bacon, Iris focused on observing her cat AI children. It had been a while since she checked their systems. They were due for a "check-up".