Chapter 1099: Extreme joy begets sorrow (1)
Chapter 1099: Extreme joy begets sorrow (1)
Xia qingchen nodded slightly. As far as I know, there are only a handful of scaled birds, and each of them is a monster beast with a great background. You’ve indeed picked up a treasure this time.”
“Wakaka!” Grudgy was so excited that it flapped its wings.”I knew it! I, dugu bubai, am a dog with great luck! Wahahahahaha …”
When Lian Xing heard this, she felt even more aggrieved. She hugged Xia qingchen and kept crying.”Wuwu, I’ve really been overtaken by that damn dog!”
Xia qingchen stroked her head and said helplessly, “”The word” opportunity “can not be forced. You can only pray that you will be able to meet your own fate in the future.”
Lian Xing nodded obediently. She was only seeking some comfort and didn’t want to give Xia qingchen any additional pressure.
She turned her head and snorted,”d * mn dog, don’t be so smug!” I’m a void spiritual body. If I encounter a great opportunity, I’ll definitely be more powerful than you!”
“Hehe! Then I’ll be waiting!” Grudgy raised its dog neck high and shook its back. Its wings slowly retracted into its dog fur. From the outside, one couldn’t see anything unusual.
It happily jumped out of the door and laughed, ” master Chen, I’ve made an appointment with a few female dogs in the East of the city today. I’ll go now.
As a Flying Dog that had been reborn, grudgy could not help but show off its wings.
.comIt could already imagine the shrieking and adoring eyes of a group of bitches when it flew into the sky!
However, the moment he retracted his wings, a change occurred.
Grudgy couldn’t help but let out a loud and smelly fart. A dark yellow gas visible to the naked eye rushed out of its body.
In an instant, the narrow secret room was filled with a stench!
Waa-
For some unknown reason, Lian Xing vomited from the smell and felt dizzy. She felt as if the world was spinning.
After that, he lost his balance and fell down. Fortunately, Xia qingchen caught him in time.
He held his breath and rolled up his sleeves, blowing all the air in the room out of the hole in the roof. He opened the door in time to let in fresh air.
Lian Xing laid in Xia qingchen’s embrace weakly. Her face was pale, and her breathing was rapid. It was difficult for her to open her eyes.”Xia lang … What’s wrong with me … Why do I feel so uncomfortable …”
Xia qingchen’s expression sank. that’s because you’ve been poisoned.
He took out half a bottle of medicine that could replenish one’s energy and fed it to her. Only then did Lian Xing’s dizziness subside. However, her body was still weak, and she leaned helplessly in Xia qingchen’s embrace.
“Poisoned?” “But I only smelled grudgy’s fart!” Lian Xing was startled.
Xia qingchen stared at grudgy, who had a dog-like face that was at a loss. “It seems that there are times when I’m wrong!”
Grudgy, extend your wings and then retract them. Xia qingchen spoke.
Grudgy also felt that things weren’t good. It followed Xia qingchen’s instructions and spread out its wings before closing them again.
The moment it closed, it uncontrollably let out a muffled Thunder-like fart, and a faint yellow gas rolled out and filled the surroundings.
Xia qingchen was long prepared and swept them out of the secret chamber.
This time, Lian Xing’s eyes widened and grudgy was stunned. It stammered, “”Lord Chen, what’s wrong with me?”
A hint of pity appeared on Xia qingchen’s face. He stroked its head in a consoling manner. “Grudgy, other than inheriting that demonic beast’s flying ability, you’ve also inherited its poison.”
however, its poison might be spat out by its mouth. You can only expel the poison by farting.
moreover, because of the uncertainties of the mutation, farting and retracting your wings are connected. As long as you retract your wings, you will definitely release a poisonous fart. Therefore, you must be careful when you use your wings in the future.
When Lian Xing heard this, she couldn’t help but burst into laughter.”Hahahaha! Bullshit! I’m dying of laughter! Didn’t you want to meet up with the bitches of the east side of the city? Hurry up and show off your wings!”
“But remember, when you retract your wings, you have to stay far away from them. Otherwise, you’ll poison them to death with a stinky fart!” Lian Xing laughed so hard that tears rolled down her face. The jealousy in her heart finally subsided.
Grudgy’s face turned black. Lian Xing, who was at the seven senses level of the major astral level, had been knocked unconscious by its fart. Wouldn’t those female dogs die from the poison?
“Lord Chen, tell me this isn’t true.” Grudgy’s dog face was full of hope.
If there was anyone in the world who could save it, it would only be Xia qingchen.
Xia qingchen squatted down and stroked its head. “Grudgy, life is always full of regrets. Since ancient times, it’s difficult to achieve perfection! You should also learn to give and take! For those bitches, for yourself, forget them!”
In other words, he was also helpless.
“Is there really no way to change it? You’re so powerful, I’m sure you’ll be able to change this.” Grudgy couldn’t imagine how it would release a poisonous fart every time it landed in front of everyone’s eyes and retracted its wings.
At the thought of this, it felt like it had nothing to live for.
Xia qingchen spoke regretfully,’things that appear after mutation are like nature! Do you think you can change your nature of eating feces?”
Grudgy shook its head decisively.
How could a dog not eat feces? That would be too unreasonable.
“Then isn’t that it?” you can only be more cautious in the future, ” Xia qingchen said helplessly. don’t hurt the people around you.
Hearing this, grudgy looked up to the sky and wailed sorrowfully, its tears flowing freely, “”Huahua, Mengmeng, cuicui, Yingying, Yuanyuan, Fangfang, xuexue, rourou … Goodbye, my beloved bitches, goodbye, my love!”
“Wuwuwuwu …” Then, grudgy lay on the ground and wailed.
The veins on Xia qingchen’s forehead were throbbing wildly. He had only been in the southern border for a few days, and he had already seduced so many female dogs?
This damn dog!
“Grudgy, you’re so pitiful.” Lian Xing patted its head. in the future, you can’t use those wings of yours that are faster than lightning, lighter than feathers, more energy saving than Nirvana artifacts, more relaxed than flying swords, more comfortable than walking, and more powerful than capes!
As she said this, she pinched grudgy’s belly hard, causing grudgy to cry out in pain, “”Wayaya! You brat, you’re not human. I’m so miserable and you’re still bullying me! Aunty can endure it, but uncle can’t!”
It wiped its tears and jumped up to bite Lian Xing. The latter moved her feet slightly and covered her mouth as she ran away.”Come on! Chase me!”
In the blink of an eye, Lian Xing ran into Bai Xiaozhu’s room and pulled her along to the southern heaven city to continue their search for precious resources.
They ran out laughing, not knowing that outside the city Lord’s mansion, a demonic beast carriage was following them without them knowing.
“Young master, are we really going to do this?” A masked middle-aged man with a wolf head tattoo on his forehead asked in the carriage.
There were a few other masked men in the carriage. They all had tattoos on their foreheads, but the patterns were different.
The person in front of them was none other than Wu Yan, whose face was currently festering.
“You don’t dare?” Wu Yan asked.
“Why wouldn’t I dare?” the tattooed middle-aged man replied. All these years, we’ve been plundering at the border, which caravan haven’t we robbed? What’s the big deal with arresting a few people? I’m just worried that there will be problems if we keep this matter a secret from the patriarch.”
Wu Yan’s ugly face twitched,”if you don’t tell me, who would know?.”
The middle-aged man with the wolf head tattoo pondered for a moment and said,”Alright, we’ll follow young master’s orders!”