Chapter 1283: Two Idiots
Chapter 1283: Two Idiots
Currently, the two fellows were like two bulldozers that were moving at the speed of a Bugatti, clearing everything in their path as they mindlessly ran forward. Their expressions were filled with utter fear and panic, as if they had seen the most terrifying thing and were trying to flee.
"ALL OF YOU MOVE OUT OF THE WAY FOR THIS DADDY!" Qiong Qi roared as he unleashed a punch, releasing his law which possessed a golden-white aura in the form of a punch.
｢Name: Qiong Qi (Mount)
Rank: True God
Race: Divine Lion
Law Grade: EX+
Divine Essence: 807,735,678,432/1,000,000,000,000
Law: The Law of Golden Supremacy (Supreme).
Source Origin Rank: Galactic (8th Rank)
Divine Energy: 100%/100% (200,000,000)
Combat Skills: Lion’s Roar, Fist of Might, Supreme Leap, Crunch of Death, Claw Swipe, Heavenly Lion Manifestation.
Non-Combat Skills: Heart of Leo, Divine Lion Bloodline, Intimidating Aura, King of The Beasts, Danger Sense, Full Autonomy, Transmogrification.｣
｢Name: Clarent Kaen-ou (Combat Pet)
Rank: True God
Race: True Dragon
Law Grade: EX+
Divine Essence: 807,734,677,998/1,000,000,000,000
Law: The Law of Draconic Fire (Supreme).
Source Origin Rank: Galactic (8th Rank)
Divine Energy: 100%/100% (500,000,000)
Combat Skills: Fireball, Flamepillar, Immolation, Flame Explosion, Fire Claw, Sea of Flames, Magma Wave, Rain of Fire, Solar Blast, Lava Plume, Blast Burn, Fusion Flare.
Non-Combat Skills: Divine Origin, Fire Immunity, Dragon’s Fire, Boost, Fire Ward, Magical Resistance, Fire Affinity, Size Adjustment, Transmogrification, Life Suppression, Elemental Imbuement, Aether Production.｣
The panel of the two was quite handsome, especially Clarent who was a dragon. Both his Source Origin and Divine Energy were superior to Qiong Qi despite both being members of top races in the main plane, but the gap between dragons and all other species could not be bridged by just being friends.
The reason they could rise to become True Gods despite Draco, the dog, being still at Rank 5 was because of his pseudo-True God status. This created an anomaly in the system because both mounts and combat pets grew in rank with their master, which was how Qiong Qi and Clarent had grown since then.
Meanwhile, Draco had both Divine Laws and a Divine Source Origin, which technically made him a true god, but if he ever switched off his item, that would become untrue, so how exactly was the AI supposed to regard him? More importantly, if it was confused about Draco, then what about those like Qiong Qi, Sheera, and Clarent?
Hence the loophole was created, allowing the duo to come out and manually increase their power up to the limit of a peak True God.
Anyway, the rapid escape was quickly noticed by many powers within the city. True Gods had a huge sensory range while the Monster City was truly too nonsensically large. Even with the crazy movement speed that surpassed the speed of sound, the idiot duo had not even left the inner area, much less entered the expansive outer area or left the city walls.
Before they could take another step, they were forced to stop as two powerful auras exploded before them, landing from one of the nearest floating fortresses. These two auras were colored red and brown, their intensity no weaker than what Qiong Qi and Clarent themselves had.
The dust settled, revealing a ferocious oni with two spiked clubs in either hand as well as a hunchbacked goblin elder wielding a shaman’s staff.
｢Name: Targosa – True God
Law: Law of Brutish Violence (Supreme)
Divine Energy: 100% / 100%.｣
｢Name: Herkin – True God
Law: Law of Evil Shamanism (Supreme)
Divine Energy: 100% / 100%.｣
"Hehehe, where are you two fellows running to? Is there some special event going on?" Herkin asked with a cough followed by malicious laughter.
Clarent and Qiong Qi came to a sudden stop, vigilantly staring at the fellows opposite them.
"What do you want? We are free to go where we like!" Clarent said coldly, stepping forward.
Herkin coughed once more, spitting out bloody phlegm casually before speaking again. "Naturally, naturally. I just wanted to chat with you two fellows and see what the excitement was all about."
Suddenly, Targosa stood out and spat. "Why waste so many words with them? Just break their arms and legs then drag them back for questioning."
The oni raised his club and pointed at the two idiots coldly. "Either you quietly come with us or I beat you senseless, then take you back. Which is it?"
Qiong Qi and Clarent shared a look and then burst into raucous laughter. The two howled as they clutched their bellies and pointed at Targosa’s nose, which infuriated the oni to no end. He couldn’t understand why these two nobodies would dare laugh at him, a subordinate of the Semi-Origin God who owned the flying fortress above them.
No longer willing to hold back, the fellow bellowed with madness and charged forward, swinging his club sideways, aiming to smash the two into pulp at once! The edge of his club was coated with the visual representation of his Divine Law, a malignant red miasma forming two red eyes that glared at all targets nearby.
Qiong Qi and Clarent were shocked by the sudden attack and cut their laughter. Qiong Qi reached out a hand and caught the club with ease, stopping all its force and momentum on the spot using his own law, which was far superior at the same realm.
"This fellow here, why so irritable? We were simply laughing about something we remembered from our childhood. Must you be so violent?" Qiong Qi asked indolently while idly picking his nose.
Seeing his casual expression while holding his club, Targosa realized he was not dealing with a small-time shrimp but a colossus. What the oni couldn’t understand was why the two made such a ruckus in the city, even alerting those in the fortresses above.
More importantly, why were they unknown to him? With this strength, they could be top lieutenants under any Semi-Origin God and be in the above fortresses like him. Why relegate themselves to stay down on the bottom floor with the rest of the rabble?
"Targosa, come back. These two gentlemen are not someone we can treat casually," Herkin said with a look of seriousness, no longer coughing as if he were sick.
Targosa would have loved to reply, but he was bound to the spot by some strange force and couldn’t move. No matter how much strength he exerted, he couldn’t even speak a single word as his club was locked in Qiong Qi’s grip like a vise.
Qiong Qi smiled. "Fellow friend, why not receive my punch of friendship and let bygones be bygones?"
The fellow used his free hand to throw a casual punch imbued with law at Targosa’s chest. Unable to move, Targosa couldn’t muster a defense and was hit squarely, flying backward with his club as Qiong Qi released his grip at the last second.
BANG!
Targosa created a ditch in the ground for almost 300 meters before coming to a stop, coughing out thick wads of blood and portions of his organs. Herkin teleported beside him, casting a healing spell with a dark green light before glancing at Qiong Qi and Clarent, who were posturing victoriously.
"These friends, may I know your esteemed names? Surely, you must not be unknown to possess such powerful Supreme Rank Laws?" Herkin asked solemnly.
"Heng? Names? Well, you can call me by my street name, Cla ’MILF Hunter’ Rent," Clarent replied, throwing Herkin a business card.
Herkin glanced at it and read its contents.
"Your mother is a wench,
Who I fucked on a bench,
Oh boy, her snatch did clench,
And I vomited because of her stench."
"Your father is quite rich,
And I caught him being a snitch,
So I took him to a witch,
Who turned him into a bitch."
"Your brother is a dog,
Who is not aware that he is a cog,
So I beat him with a log,
Then let him get fucked by a hog."
"Your sister is a whore,
Whose riding skills were a bore,
So I turned her into a boar,
That fucked your brother’s backdoor."
Herkin’s face was full of fury as he tore the business card into pieces, angrily looking up to question the two idiots. However, he was stunned to find that both had disappeared into the distance, leaving only silhouettes behind.
It was then that Herkin saw a crowd rushing over, forming a veritable army. All of them had red eyes and could not tell left from right, making his face change greatly as he soared upwards, lest he get trampled by the group.
However, as he went up, Herkin felt like he was forgetting something—until he heard a familiar voice howling miserably as the stampede passed by. When he looked down, he saw that his ’pal’ Targosa had been turned into a pile of bruised meat, his lifeforce barely remaining thanks to some remnants of the healing spell Herkin had cast on him.
Herkin was spooked and rushed down to rescue the fellow, rushing him back to the fortress for proper treatment, lest he die in such a pathetic way.
Meanwhile, Qiong Qi and Clarent had returned to their flight of panic, the stampede behind them full of those willing to rip them to shreds. Their legs formed a blur as they ran at full speed, leaving the stampede behind, much to the indignant and furious roars of those who formed it.
Soon, the two realized that running like this was futile and dove into a nearby alleyway. When the stampede came by, they passed through and tore down countless buildings on their way, leaving the formerly bustling area full of trampled corpses and wailing injured.
Qiong Qi and Clarent walked out in their human forms, the two being extremely handsome young men—one with curly golden hair and blue eyes, the other with spiky red hair and scarlet pupils. Visually, they were the same height and build as Draco, with some minor differences, while they looked to be about the same age.
The two were pale-faced with lingering fear on their faces.
"Holy shit, that was close!"
"This place is no longer suitable for us to carry out the plan. We must relocate!" Clarent said with a serious expression.
"Yeah, but I don’t like it. How dare they treat us like this?" Qiong Qi whined in a petty manner.
"Hehe, Brother Qiong, who said we were going to let this go? When have we ever been so magnanimous?" Clarent chuckled with a twisted expression full of evil.
Qiong Qi’s eyes lit up as he snickered malevolently. "Then should we…?"
Clarent turned to him and nodded, the two bursting into villainous laughter. Immediately, they opened a portal to the Morningstar World and ’put on some makeup’ on the other side before howling at the top of their lungs, crashing into the central area.
This caused everyone to stop what they were doing to come and see that the two had returned to their base forms, looking extremely haggard and injured. They continued to make pitiful sounds, making everyone display uncertain looks because they knew that these two were quite formidable—who could harm them?
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"WHO DID THIS TO MY BROTHERS?!"
Suddenly, an angelic voice, sweet to the ears of the idiot duo, sounded out as Draco appeared with fury on his face. Immediately, Qiong Qi and Clarent were as if injected with chicken blood, their performance becoming more lively and full of emotion.
"Brother Draco, you must seek justice for us! All we wanted to do was infiltrate the enemies of our family and gather some information, but who knew an old foe would harm us?" Clarent wailed pathetically.
"Yes! Yes! It was that bitch, Sunna! She—" Qiong Qi began but was forced to stop when an explosion of malicious white energy emerged from the celestial palace, charging in their direction and revealing Eva, who had bloodshot eyes.
"Did someone say Sunna?" she asked coldly, making the two idiots tremble.