Chapter 827 - Henpecked Senior Brother
Chapter 827: Henpecked Senior Brother
After leaving the yard, Han Fei smiled faintly and sighed in relief. Then he just shook his head and walked directly towards Wang Dashuai’s house.
Han Fei had never wanted to eat those tasteless dishes.
Therefore, he must arrive before his sister-in-law.
He would cook by himself to impress them and give himself a treat as well.
However, Han Fei had just walked less than 500 meters when he suddenly saw a figure rushing over from the side.
Subconsciously, Han Fei was about to punch him. Then, he heard this shifty-looking man hurriedly say, “Don’t beat me.”
Han Fei questioned, “Who are you?”
Han Fei looked this man up and down. His clothes were rags, and there were even a few weeds on his head. He was not ugly but his eyes were very shifty.
Anyway, his impression of this guy was being slovenly and shifty.
The man chuckled and said, “My name is Qing Chen, and I also live in the inner circle. You’re Han Fei, right? I’ve heard a lot about you. I really admire you for being able to break into the Dark Hunter Legion twice. That’s really awesome.”
As he spoke, he put his arm around Han Fei’s shoulders. “Brother, we’ll be neighbors from now on and will meet every day. Where are you going to build your house? I know this place well. I can help you!”
Han Fei pushed his dirty hands away in disgust, saying unhappily, “Brother, can you take a bath first?”
Qing Chen lazily said, “Why bother? Even if I took a bath, I’d just get dirty again.”
Han Fei took a step aside and waved his hand, and then a water ball floated in the air. “I’m a neat freak.”
Qing Chen wondered, “What is a ‘neat freak’?”
Han Fei said bluntly, “I don’t like talking to dirty guys.”
As he said this, he shook his shoulders to shake the dust off that was left on his shoulders by Qing Chen’s hand just now.
Qing Chen sighed helplessly, “Okay, okay! I’m going to take a bath, OK?”
Immediately, he walked into the water ball. With a shake of his body, all the stains and dirt were shaken off his body in an instant. Then… the water ball turned black.
The corners of Han Fei’s mouth twitched, and he said still with some disgust, “What are you doing here?”
Qing Chen looked at the sky. “Going to dinner.”
Han Fei grunted and asked, “Where is your home?”
Qing Chen smiled and said, “I’m going to Wang Dashuai’s house to eat.”
Han Fei stopped his steps. “Huh… wait a moment… Who are you? Are you from the Thug Academy?”
Han Fei frowned. Although this person seems to be a Hidden Fisher, perhaps he hides his real realm. But he can’t be from the Thug Academy… Otherwise, Senior Brother would have told me.
Qing Chen chuckled. “I’m not from the Thug Academy! However, this doesn’t stop me from going to Wang Dashuai’s house to eat…”
Han Fei was puzzled. “Why?”
Qing Chen sighed. “Brother, you know what, although there are so many people living here, no one cooks except for Yue Shier and Wang Dashuai’s wife! Do you know how difficult it is for me to find food here… Yue Shier doesn’t know how to cook! But Wang Dashuai’s wife cooks fine. The food she makes tastes good.”
Han Fei was shocked. What the hell? He just bums meals off of Wang Dashuai?
Han Fei laughed and said casually, “Fine, off you go then!”
On the way…
Qing Chen smiled and said, “Old Han, do you know that you are the first man who has walked into Xiao Jiu’s house successfully and has been alone with her?”
Han Fei was speechless. “Wait a minute, do I know you? Old Han? Am I old? I’m only 17!”
Qing Chen immediately changed his way of calling him. “Han Fei, what did you talk to Xiao Jiu about? Has the blind date worked? Did you fall for her? Did she fall for you?”
Bombarded with so many questions… Han Fei was dumbfounded. “What? Blind date? I just paid a visit to her!”
Qing Chen laughed. “You don’t even know?”
Han Fei was puzzled. “What am I supposed to know?”
Qing Chen grinned. “Every man going to Xiao Jiu’s home is having a blind date with her! I heard that Xiao Jiu cultivates Comfort Technique and that technique emphasizes sexual cultivation… Therefore, Xiao Jiu must find a husband. Any man who goes to Xiao Jiu’s house is a candidate for her husband, especially those who have broken her arrays… Tsk, maybe you have been picked by her…”
“What?”
Han Fei was shocked. “I didn’t know that! I’ve got a girlfriend!”
Qing Chen sneered. “But your girlfriend… uh… Isn’t with you! As a man, I know love can’t be forced. But we can’t put all our eggs in one basket, right?”
Han Fei said coldly, “All I want is to cultivate.”
Qing Chen laughed. “Yes! Everyone wants to cultivate! Especially Xiao Jiu, it’s for cultivation that she practices that technique. Brother, why don’t you give her and yourself a chance?”
Han Fei turned dark immediately. What the hell is this guy talking about? I don’t feel like talking with him!
Han Fei shut up, not responding to him anymore but Qing Chen was still chattering non-stop beside him.
…
Han Fei was relieved when he saw the courtyard of Wang Dashuai’s house. Finally, he didn’t have to listen to this guy nagging. He just hoped the food could shut him up.
“Senior Brother, Senior Brother…”
Wang Dashuai hurriedly said, “Come on in!”
Without using his perception, Han Fei entered the door, only to see a burly… Eh… A big… Eh… A huge… Forget it, he couldn’t think of a word to describe what he saw.
Anyway, his sister-in-law was about the same size as Wang Dashuai, only a little bit more slender, but her face was pretty.
She was looking at him now.
Under her gaze, Han Fei somehow felt a little scared, thinking, Wow, Sister-in-law is fierce!
Han Fei hurriedly bowed to her. “Hello, Sister-in-law!”
“Sloppy King, are you going to bum a meal off me again?”
Qing Chen smiled fawningly. “Sister Lu, the food you make is too delicious! No one can compete with you in cooking skills! Anyway, I won’t eat much, hehe…”
“Humph!”
Then the woman changed her face and looked at Han Fei with a smile. “Oh! Is this our Junior Brother? So handsome! Come on, take a seat. Please have a taste of the food I made… ”
“Hey hey!”
Han Fei wanted to cook by himself, but when the words came to the tip of his tongue, he swallowed them back for fear that he would be slapped to the ground by her if he said no.
The woman turned around, yelling at Wang Dashuai who was processing vegetables, “Hurry up! Your Junior Brother has come. Bring out the liquor!”
Wang Dashuai shivered and quickly put down the vegetable in his hand, smiling flatteringly at her. “Bai Lu, give me some face.”
Han Fei thought to himself, So, Sister-in-law is called Bai Lu! Her last name is Bai?
“What kind of face do you want? Look at yourself! Do you have any face?”
Han Fei and Qing Chen, who were sitting on the chairs at the table, shivered at the same time.
Han Fei looked at Qing Chen, speechless, asking him with his eyes, Why are you shivering since you’re so shameless?
Qing Chen winked at Han Fei as if saying, Yes, I’m shameless, but I’m also afraid of her!
Han Fei sighed and gave him an affirmative look. Me too.
A moment later, under Han Fei’s stunned stare, Bai Lu put a large basin in front of Han Fei carefully and said kindly, “Little Junior Brother, try it. This is something invented by our Thug Academy. What’s its name? Rice? Yes, rice. This stuff is delicious. This basin is yours.”
Han Fei was dumbfounded. What the f*ck!? Isn’t rice supposed to be served in bowls? Why do you serve it with a basin larger than a washbasin? And, what about the other dishes?
Bang… Bang…
Four big basins were placed on the table, and Qing Chen winked at Han Fei and said, “Han Fei, this rice is delicious! I bet you’ll like it… Come on, try it. It’s because of you that I can get a basin of rice. Normally, I can only get half a basin!”
Han Fei couldn’t help but glance at Qing Chen sympathetically. This poor kid! Eating plain rice without any dish? Then what if you see braised pork…
At this moment, Wang Dashuai took four big jars of liquor out and smiled at Han Fei kindly. “Little Junior Brother, let’s have a drink…”
Han Fei was stunned. Rice with white liquor? Where is the vegetable you just processed? Haven’t you eaten hot pot with us? Didn’t you tell Sister-in-law about it?
Han Fei took a breath in chagrin. No, I must do something!
He could feel that Bai Lu was very hospitable. Although she looked a little bit fierce, she didn’t kick Qing Chen out who had bummed many meals off her, so she was definitely not a bad person.
Han Fei took another breath and laughed. “Senior Brother, Sister-in-law, thank you very much for your hard work all morning…”
Bai Lu smiled shyly. “Not at all. Junior Brother, please visit us more in the future, and there’ll be enough food for you.”
Han Fei was scared. Enough food? There is simply too much food for me!
In order to not be stuffed to death, Han Fei hurriedly said, “Sister-in-law, I went to sea recently and caught some exotic mutant marine creatures. I think they must taste good. If they’re cooked by you, they would taste even better… Wait a moment, let me cook a dish for you.”
Qing Chen’s eyes lit up. “Exotic mutant marine creatures? Great! Take them out quickly.”
Bai Lu smiled shyly and said, “That’s very nice of your, Junior Brother.”
Han Fei hurriedly said, “It’s okay. That’s my present for Senior Brother.”
After a while, when he put fish oil, garlic, chili, and other ingredients into the pot… When the fire flashed and the ingredients were churned in the pot, a strange fragrance wafted out of the pot…
Bai Lu’s eyes flickered immediately, her eyes full of admiration.
Smack!
Suddenly slapped, Wang Dashuai looked at Bai Lu innocently.
Bai Lu said angrily, “Look how capable your Junior Brother is! And look at yourself, in addition to eating and carrying the door, what can you do?”
Wang Dashuai: “…”
And Qing Chen’s saliva had already dropped into his own body.
After a while, when the lobster hot pot was served, except for Han Fei and Wang Dashuai, Bai Lu and Qing Chen were all shocked.
Wang Dashuai said to Han Fei via voice transmission, Junior Brother, I’m doomed! I did everything possible to prevent her from knowing about hot pot. Otherwise, I’ll have to go out to catch fish every day… And if I can’t catch a fish, I can only buy it.
Han Fei: “…”
Suddenly, Han Fei seemed to find that he had done something wrong.
He gave Wang Dashuai a sympathetic look as if saying, Senior Brother, I feel sorry for you.