Chapter 344 - But Tigers Eat Children
Chapter 344 But Tigers Eat Children
Bullet comments:
[??? hahahaha, I’m dying of laughter. What’s wrong? Did You Pee on our brother? ]
[ I can’t take it anymore, hahahahaha, I’m going to spit it out. I’ve already thought of the trending topic for tomorrow. Gu Sheng’s child in the village was peed on. ) [ is this F * cking serious? And this grass? ]
( this isn’t the best actor Gu I know!!! ]
[ my brother’s Baidu entry mentioned that he is a gentle and elegant young man????]
“Are you talking about Baidu?”
Every celebrity would have a Baidu entry with specific information written on it.
The program team was also stunned. The director looked at the confused questions of the group of people on the bullet screen and could not help but twitch his lips. “The Baidu entry is not accurate again.”
“Those are all made up. After the company reviewed them, they filled in a bunch of positive words.”
“Look at Shen Chuchen’s Baidu entry. It says that the sun is shining and there are people who care about him.”
Rainbow was just bragging. He was almost treating Shen Chuchen as a textbook-level positive character.
However.
Looking at Shen Chuchen’s arrogant attitude.
How was it related to the word “Positive”?!
( hahahahaha, I can’t take it anymore. What sand sculpture variety show, director online debunking series? ]
[??? Master Shen has love? I’m in a trance. Are there any employees of the Shen Family? Come out and prove it. ]
[ I’m dying of laughter. Our boss is a reincarnated Zhou flayed his skin. If he doesn’t agree with us, he will hold a gun and threaten us. Understand? ]
“I feel it. hahahaha, I bow my head to capitalism.”
“From what I’ve heard, I suddenly realized that President Shen is really gentle to sangsang.”
Gu Sheng was not peed on. After all, the little girl was still holding onto the bean in her mouth, and her mouth was pouting like a duck. She murmured in a low voice, “I, I want to Pee…”
Gu Sheng’s face darkened. “Hold it in.”
He was so anxious that he did not know where the toilet was.
Helplessly, the man ran out with Ye sang in his arms. At night, many people came out to take a walk in the countryside. They were holding big cattail fans, and a few old people were chatting at the door. Gu Sheng ran past them. His swift and swift back made the old people stunned.
“What… What’s wrong with this kid?”
Another old man looked at the “Crazy”man and narrowed his eyes. “OH. Aren’t they the big stars from our village?”
“Why is this kid running so fast?”
“Maybe the big stars Can’t sleep at night and all like to run…”
“Then why is he running so fast?”
“Maybe it’s cool if he runs fast.”
The director recorded their conversation. The corners of his mouth twitched. He felt that this show would completely destroy the reputation of best actor Gu.
Gu Sheng was worried that this little bastard really peed on him. He could run very fast. He swore that he had never run so fast before. The man gritted his teeth and warned, “You better hold it in, you hear me? If You Pee on me, you’re done for!”
He could not find the toilet, so he took her outside and found an empty space to signal for ye sang to go there.
There was no door to block the way. At first, the little girl was quite reluctant.
She dragged her little voice and moved her little mouth. “Will, will there be a big rat biting Sangsang’s butt?”
Gu Sheng said impatiently, “No.”
Where could he get a rat here?
He saw her dawdling, afraid that the little girl would catch a cold, so he urged her, “Hurry up, or the big bad wolf likes to eat rude children like you the most.”
[ hahahahaha, a question mark slowly emerged. )
[ May I ask why the Big Rat bites its butt? I’m dying of laughter, the baby is really cute. ]
( rude child, Big Brother, you’re so childish. Calling someone a child like that, you’ll be finished sooner or later. ]
[ to be honest, this must be the most embarrassing moment since Big Top Gu debuted, right? ]
( baby is so cute. Ah Wei is dead. Ah Ah, I’m dead. I want a child of the same model. ]
[ looking at my younger brother playing games, I silently picked up my slippers. ]
When he returned to the village, Gu Sheng still had some lingering fear in his heart.
Bringing a baby was really too scary.
The little girl led the way. When she passed by an old man who was out for a stroll at the entrance of the village, the old man warmly greeted ye sang and Gu Sheng. “Hey, you guys are back from your jog.”
Gu Sheng: “…”
“Young people love sports, “the old lady sighed. She could not help but look at the little girl who was walking in front of them. She was wearing a pipa jacket skirt and had a beautiful tassel hanging down her little head, she looked extremely adorable.
The old lady smiled and said, “Little Darling is so handsome.”
The children in the city were indeed different from them.
Ye sang was a polite child. She happily raised her little head and called out, “Grandma!”
Her sweet baby voice melted people’s hearts.
The old lady could not help but feel relieved. She gently rubbed the little girl’s hair and took out a few bites of sugar cubes from her worn-out pocket. “I bought them not long ago. Do you want them, Doll?”
Ye sang’s eyes lit up. “Yes, I do.”
Seeing that the little girl did not mind, the old lady heaved a sigh of relief. She smiled and stuffed the sugar cubes into ye Sang’s hands. Then she waved her hand, signaling Gu Cheng to take the child to bed.
Gu Cheng thanked her and prepared to go back to the house with Ye sang.
It was exceptionally cold at night. The little girl was about to run into the house with her short legs. She exhaled slightly and shrunk her neck. Her hands and feet were cold from the cold.
Gu Sheng slowly followed behind her. Just then, he was caught off guard by Ye Sang’s cry:
“Daddi, Daddi.”
The Little Guy’s hair stood on end. Like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, he pounced into Gu Sheng’s arms. Gu Sheng, who was half-squatting, froze slightly. He lowered his eyes and looked at the child, whose body was trembling in fear, he was really flattered.
After all, this was the first time the child had taken the initiative to get close to him.
“… What’s Wrong?”
The little girl was as soft as cotton in his arms. She pursed her lips like a frightened cat. Her eyes widened. “There’s a big mouse…”
Gu Sheng’s lips twitched.”…”
The Little Guy was afraid that he would not believe her. He raised his little face and repeated in a childish voice, “I saw it.”She gestured. “Such a big mouse…”
Gu Sheng looked down at the little girl who was desperately trying to crawl into his arms. The corners of his lips could not help but curl up. His voice suddenly became neither fast nor slow. “Is that so?”
“You even dare to look at a tiger. Why are you afraid of a mouse?”
Children were afraid of the unknown. Ye sang covered her little face and cautiously asked in a baby voice, “But…”
“But a big mouse will bite someone’s butt.”
“…”Gu Sheng’s eyebrows twitched. He was not going to laugh. “But Tigers will eat children.”
“Do you think it’s scary to bite butts or to eat children?”
Ye sang was thoroughly interrogated by Gu Sheng’s hard-core question.
The five-year-old fiddled with his fingers for a while.