Chapter 595 – Eye protection device?
Zhang Ruiqiang saw Feng Yu entered his office with someone. He thought this person was some businessman at first, but he realized that this person was more like Feng Yu’s follower.
“Feng Yu, who is this?”
“Sir! My name is Liu Jichuan. I was a soldier that had retired from service this year. I am now Manager Feng’s bodyguard cum driver!” Liu Jichuan immediately stood at attention and salute when he heard the Mayor asking about him.
Feng Yu was speechless. He had wanted to bring Liu Jichuan along to show off to Zhang Ruiqiang. But it seems that Liu Jichuan was more excited to see Zhang Ruiqiang.
“Da Chuan, you have met the Mayor. Please wait for me downstairs.” Damn, I am here to flaunt, but how can I flaunt when you are so excited to see the Mayor!?
After Liu Jichuan left, Zhang Ruiqiang asked unbelievably: “This is your bodyguard? You need a bodyguard?”
Why was it so hard for you to believe I have a bodyguard? What backward thinking! Before Feng Yu came to this life, many businessmen had many bodyguards protecting them when they go out. For example, Jack Ma was one of them.
“Sighed……. He is just my driver. What bodyguard? You must have misheard.” Feng Yu purposely said. But the proud look on his face clearly states that “I have a bodyguard with me!”
“You should have a bodyguard. If people know how rich you are, they might try to harm you. With your skinny body, they will be able to catch you easily.”
Feng Yu stared at Zhang Ruiqiang. What do you mean by skinny body and easily caught by them? I am fitter than you!
“Oh, I have something to ask you. You have been to many places and had seen many things. Do you know if overseas have this thing?” Zhang Ruiqiang took out a small box and pass to Feng Yu.
“I have seen too many things. I don’t even need to read the manuals, and I know what it is.” Feng Yu bragged while opening the box.
Feng Yu was someone from the future. He had seen lots of things. Even if he does not know what that was, he could also easily guess it.
Feng Yu was in shock after he opened the box.
Damn. This Old Zhang was so adventurous at his age. He was into these things?
But why did Zhang Ruiqiang show him this thing? Was this right?
“Did you buy this yourself or was this a gift from others?” Feng Yu asked.
It was no surprised why Feng Yu was shocked. The thing Feng Yu held in his hand was about the size of his thumb, and there was a small controller connected to it by a wire.
This thing had appeared quite frequently in Japanese Action movies. This was Feng Yu first time in both his lives holding it in his hands. The name of this thing was – Love Egg!
“This was given to me as a sample by a businessman. He told me that this is good stuff from overseas and wants to introduce it in Bing City.” Zhang Ruiqiang explained.
WTF?! Was Bing City so open now? Feng Yu had permitted Kameda Masao to sell their Sixth Sense products along the coastal regions first. That means he could enter China’s market?
Bing City was considered a rural and backward city. If this city could accept these toys, that means other regions will have no problem accepting it.
But why was Old Zhang not embarrass to discuss with me about this thing and Old Zhang was about to use the City Government to introduce this thing?
This…… does not sound right.
“You want to introduce this thing to the residents of Bing City?” Feng Yu asked with great difficulties.
“Yes. Is this thing really as effective as it claims?” Zhang Ruiqiang asked.
“I think it should be effective?” Feng Yu had not used it before and how can he know if it was effective or not. But in the Japanese “action” movies, it looks useful. Kameda Masao had also said the same thing.
“Okay. I will call Chief Li to introduce this to his Junior and High schools.”
“Wait!” Feng Yu was going crazy. Zhang Ruiqiang wants to introduce this vibrator to Junior and High schools? What was he thinking? He was sick of being the Mayor and looking for a quick exit?
“What’s wrong?” Zhang Ruiqiang was confused.
“You want to introduce this thing to the schools?”
“If we don’t introduce this thing to the schools, where else should we introduce it to? Hospital?” Zhang Ruiqiang asked Feng Yu back.
Feng Yu thought in his heart. If this thing was introduced at the Hospital, it might still be barely acceptable. But schools? Which genius gave Zhang Ruiqiang this idea? Did Zhang Ruiqiang also get a fortune teller to be his advisor like Qiudu Company? Was Zhang Ruiqiang sick today? Although students were able to accept new things faster, this thing should not be introduced to them. Especially the Junior and High schools.
How are they going to introduce this thing to the students? Get the teacher to demonstrate how to use it? Show it to the parents? Did everyone go crazy?
“Leader are you okay?” Feng Yu asked. Was Old Zhang playing a prank on him? But Zhang Ruiqiang was not a humorous person. Even if he was, this joke was too much.
Was Old Zhang bewitched by someone or was he under a curse?
“I am fine. What’s wrong with you? Why are you behaving so weird today?” Zhang Ruiqiang asked.
I am weird? Who is the weird one between us? Am I weirder than you?!
Feng Yu suddenly thought of a possibility. Old Zhang might be hoodwinked by others and did not know what the use of this thing was.
“Leader, do you know the uses of this thing?” Feng Yu asked.
“Of course. That businessman had demonstrated the uses to me once.” Zhang Ruiqiang replied and switched on the Love egg. He then picks up the vibrating love egg and…… place it under his eye!
Feng Yu stared at him with his eyes opened wide. This was how you use a vibrator?
“This eye protection device is more comfortable than massaging the acupuncture points with my hands. If the students use this, they will be able to protect their eyes and prevent them from being short-sighted. What were those foreigners thinking to invent this thing? In the future, all of our students will have better visions!” Zhang Ruiqiang said while rubbing the love egg around his eyes.
Eye protection device?
WTF?! Which moron told you this thing is called an eye protection device?
Feng Yu was hesitating whether to tell Zhang Ruiqiang the real uses of this thing. Will Zhang Ruiqiang commit suicide from being so shameful?
Someone in his 40s, rubbing his face with a sex toy……
Feng Yu suddenly thought if it was Kameda Masao that get someone to sell this thing in Bing City.
If it were really Kameda Masao behind this, then he would be in deep shit!!
Feng Yu immediately snatched the Love Egg from Zhang Ruiqiang and kept it back into the box.
“Leader. Please wait for a while. I will make a phone call. Remember, before I return, don’t show this thing to anyone else!”
Zhang Ruiqiang saw Feng Yu’s face changed. He looked at Feng Yu and the eye protection device. He immediately feels that something was wrong with this eye protection device!
But what was wrong? Could Feng Yu had invented this thing, and someone had infringed his patent? Hmmmm…. This might be possible. Feng Yu placed lots of emphasis on his patents. If someone had infringed his patents, he would surely go after the other party.
This brat…... This is a good thing, and he did not introduce it to his hometown. I must give him a scolding when he returns.
Translator’s notes: Lol! Zhang Ruiqiang was really that innocent? I don’t believe he does not watch Japanese “action” movies. Rubbing his face with a vibrator? That’s funny.
Love egg
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_egg