Chapter 5033
Chapter 5033: Two more ghosts
Translator: 549690339
Lin Yi sighed, a hand on his forehead. It seemed that if he wanted to get this cold girl, he wouldn’t have to use all the fancy sweet nothings from the book of picking up girls-he had to use the practitioner’s Arts, but the practitioner’s Arts were easy to find on the internet. Who would he ask for the practitioner’s book of picking up girls?
Lin Yi suddenly realized that he could only learn from those idiots. How did Ren Zhongyuan, Bao zuoliang, and the other idiots get Huo yudie and Wang Xinyan back then? And Xu lingchong, how did he get on Shangguan LAN ‘er’s good side?
Thinking about it carefully, these people, in addition to all kinds of fawning to make people familiar, seemed to give things to others. Of course, at the level of Shangguan LAN ‘er and the others, ordinary spiritual jades were definitely not worth it. What was left were all kinds of rare spiritual herbs. If he took a level Seven beautifying pill to chase a girl, he was afraid that any other girl would be able to succeed.
Lin Yi had everything those idiots had, and even things they couldn’t get. He had a lot of good stuff in the Jade space, and even if he didn’t have it, he could still make it at the last minute. His medicine storage was already starting to take shape anyway.
But the problem was, how were they going to give these things out? This was different from fresh flowers and breakfast-he needed a proper excuse to give it away, after all. He couldn’t just give it out for no reason-normal people wouldn’t have these things in their hands, and they wouldn’t give it away so easily either. The cold girl didn’t know that Lin Yi was a practitioner, and a powerful figure at that.
If he suddenly took it out, he would definitely be shocked, but it was hard to say what kind of reaction he would have after the shock. Maybe the cold girl would treat him as an enemy of unknown origin, and that would not be fun.
Lin Yi didn’t know what to do-breaking someone’s lightbulb wasn’t the only thing he needed to do, after all. It wasn’t easy to find the right opportunity, and he had no choice but to go with his old plan-sending flowers and food to lengniu every day. He knew it wouldn’t do much, but at least he’d get familiar with her, and he’d be able to achieve some subtle effect.
Sure enough, this old-fashioned way of trying to please the cold girl didn’t fall for it at all. From the beginning to the end, there wasn’t a single time that she didn’t refuse to enter.
But Lin Yi didn’t care about that-he still paid his respects three times a day, in the morning, in the afternoon, and in the evening.
Lin Yi was still a little worried about the guy’s cold personality-what if he really pissed him off and made him angry?
But what surprised Lin Yi was that the lengniu was still unmoved by his solicitations, but her attitude seemed to have softened a little. At least she wasn’t as cold and unapproachable as before, and her expression turned from indifference to helplessness every time she saw Lin Yi.
Lin Yi didn’t know if this change was good or bad, but he couldn’t just give up halfway-he had to do it, even if it wasn ‘t.
But he couldn’t keep going like this-it’d been ten whole days since the spirit projection, and Lin Yi’s spirit body had recovered from Sky Class late phase to Foundation early phase. It wasn’t as good as he’d expected, but it wasn’t too satisfactory.
If Nantian Aurora Polaris knew about this, he would be so depressed that he would vomit blood. What the f * ck did he want after recovering to the early stage of the foundation establishment realm in ten days? However, this was only because Lin Yi had the Jade. It wouldn’t be so easy for anyone else.
The problem was that lengniu’s attitude had only changed from cold to helpless, and Lin Yi still couldn’t talk to her. There hadn’t been a suitable opportunity for him to take things like herbs and jades to go further, and he’d be lying to himself if he said he wasn’t worried at all.
Unfortunately, it was useless to be anxious. He could only continue to wait. In the end, he did not expect that the opportunity did not come, but two ghosts came instead.
Of course, they were two fake ghosts just like the old man and the crew cut last time. It took boss Huang a long time to finally find two replacements. They were also swindlers who had been in the underworld for many years. They patted their chests loudly when they talked about this, and they looked much more reliable than the old man and the crew cut.
However, boss Huang did not expect that he would be tricked as well. The two men were not professional scammers like the old man and the crew cut. They were just two street punks who knew nothing about trickery. They thought they were just trying to scare people, but little did they know that there were many other tricks up their sleeves.
They couldn’t even open the door properly, let alone scare Lin Yi away. They had the keys boss Huang gave them, but they couldn’t even find the keyhole after spending a long time studying it …
“F * ck, what kind of broken door is this? why isn’t there even a keyhole?” One of the guys who was pretending to be black impermanence couldn’t help but complain.
“Shh!” The other white impermanence quickly covered his mouth and scolded,””You’re too much! We’re pretending to be ghosts to scare people. Can you speak so loudly? aren’t you afraid of waking people up?”
“What’s wrong with waking him up? he’ll still be scared to death when he opens the door and sees the black and white ghosts.” Heiwuchang laughed and turned to look at white impermanence.””To be honest, even I’m scared of this outfit. Will he die from this?”
“Do you think other people are as timid as you? you don’t even dare to walk alone in the night path. If you can’t even scare yourself, who else can you scare?” White impermanence pouted.
“Seriously, do you think this house is really haunted? I heard that this district was an abandoned crematorium, which is why so many houses can’t be sold. This place is evil. ” Black impermanence looked around. The lights in the corridor were sound-controlled, and they were turned off. The light around him was dim. If he was alone, he would have been scared to death.
“I heard rumors that the crematorium is in the West and this is in the East. How could you believe that kind of nonsense?” White impermanence snorted, but after a pause, he said,””I heard that this place used to be a mass grave. Many bones were dug out when the house was built, and even the police were alerted.”
“F * ck, yours is even scarier!” Black impermanence’s heart trembled.
“Alright, don’t scare yourself. If there’s really a ghost, why would that boss Huang ask us to pretend to be ghosts? Hurry up and find the lock, I want to smash the door!” White impermanence cursed.
The two of them went up and studied it for half a day-even normal people would’ve been woken up by them, let alone practitioners like Lin Yi! (To be continued.) ”