Beauty and the Bodyguard

Chapter 1183 – Diarrhea

“Thank you, old lady! We do appreciate you buying food for us!” Yushu waved at the red-faced Huli.

“Damn it!!” Huli was pissed off, but there was nothing she could do!

Yushu took the meat and walked back inside. “Shield Bro, Gou Huli gave us some beef. Can you check and see if it’s alright?”

Lin Yi didn’t go out, but he did see what happened outside. He took the bag over and observed it, smelling it a bit and even licking it once, “It’s fine, it’s fresh. I’ll use it for dinner for you guys.”

“Oh, the old lady sure is nice!” Yushu clapped her hands.

“But this one is a bit too big, we can’t finish it- cut half of it for that lion.” Lin Yi said.

“Okay!” Yushu happily went to the kitchen and cut off a big chunk of it before walking back to the door, tossing it to the lion. “Little lion, this is your reward! Good job!”

The lion bit the meat in mid-air, gesturing its head as if thanking her.

This pissed the woman outside to her limits. She was the one who bought that meat!

Huli was depressed now. This lion was so ungrateful! Fine, don’t blame her for what she was about to do then!

In her rage, she came up with an idea. She drove her race car to the market once more!

This time, she bought a big piece of pig meat but didn’t leave right away, going to the pharmacy instead and buying a laxative.

She found a random spot and powdered the laxative and mixing it into the meat until it couldn’t be seen. She grinned evilly and went back.

She took the meat out, and once she got back to the Chu villa, and pretended to be like before as she called out. “Little Lion, I came back for you. This is your favorite pork, come home with me, alright?”

With that, she waved the meat- and the lion did the same taking it and walking to the front door, pawing at it.

Yushu came out a while later and was a bit confused once she saw the bag in the lion’s mouth. Was this Huli an idiot? Why was she doing it again, was he addicted to being played or did she have a bad memory?

But she didn’t say anything, taking the bag over and looked at Huli. “Thank you again, Old lady! Nice pork!”

“Wayaya! Dman it!” Huli pretended to be pissed off.

Yushu took it back to the living room suspiciously. “Shield Bro, why did Huli bring us food again? Is something wrong with it?

“Let me check.” Lin Yi smelled it and used a finger to wipe it, putting it in his mouth. “Laxatives.”

“Ah!” Yushu said angrily. “I knew that she wouldn’t be so nice, giving us a big piece of pork right after- of course, she wouldn’t!”

“General Weiwu, come here.” Lin Yi waved his hand.

Weiwu, naturally, came waddling over now that his boss summoned him.

“Get this to Gou Huli’s kitchen; don’t let anyone see you! Come back after planting it there.” Lin Yi ordered.

“Woof, woof!” Weiwu barked twice and took the bag from his hands, leaving.

Yushu held her tummy and laughed loudly. “Wahahaha! Shield Bro, you’re so evil! I was still thinking about how I should punish that old lady! Hahaha! All of them are going to the bathroom tonight!”

“Ha… That’s what Gou Huli brought on themselves.” Lin Yi didn’t mind. He didn’t do anything. It wasn’t even his laxatives. It had nothing to do with them.

Huli was quite pleased that Yushu hadn’t come out yet- this meant that they’d taken the pork! All of them would use the bathroom tonight!

There was a feast tonight at House Xiao. It was the housekeeper’s first night. After Miss Yu left, Huli hired an all-time housekeeper in charge of cooking and cleaning.

This was her first day, and naturally, she made quite a lot of dishes to win their approval!

Huli was quite pleased as she looked at all the dishes. This housekeeper was pretty good. She would keep her around for now.

House Xiao, along with the two Pi masters, sat at the table and started digging in! It was good food, and they enjoyed it, especially so with Huli, who was just feeling pleased after what she did to House Chu!

There was red braised meat and some homemade food- for House Xiao, who have had so many high-class food items before, homemade food was the best.

Huli ate a lot, and she felt quite full.

But the problem arose sometime later!

First, it was Xiao Wangba and Xiao Wangdao- their stomachs started rumbling. The two were young men, and they ate more, so they were the first ones to react!

They started charging for the bathroom!

The next one was Gou Huli! She ate a lot because of her good mood, and she started going to the bathroom as well… then it was Xiao Ji and Xiao Ben, as well as Xiao Ben’s wife, and only then was it the Pi’s turn!

House Pi’s masters ate quite a bit, too, but their tough bodies made it so that the reaction came last!

Fortunately for them, it was a villa, and there were bathrooms on every floor and in every room. Otherwise, they’d have to go outside to search for one!