Chapter 87 - Chapter 87: Are These Siblings Fiends!
Chapter 87: Are These Siblings Fiends!
Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations
Photographer: Don’t ask me. I don’t know anything!
From the photographer’s guilty expression, Xian Yu was sure this was it. “Looks like it.”
“Big Brother, how can you tell?” Nan Qiao leaned over and nudged Xian Yu with her shoulder.
Xian Yu flicked the hair on his forehead and said in a proud and arrogant manner, “What’s your Big Brother’s job? Can they fool your Big Brother with their exaggerated acting skills?”
At this moment, the director, who was watching the scene through the equipment in the dilapidated temple, was completely speechless.
For a while, his attention was not on these two people. How did they find this place?
Are this pair of siblings fiends?!
Xian Yu pushed gently and the door opened. The moment they entered, a group of workers sat on the ground trembling across them. The scene was simply too comical.
The photographer could only brace himself and record this scene for everyone to see.
The fans in the live-stream were overjoyed.
“Oh my god, I’m dying of laughter. The production team’s staff are all here. Look at their dumbfounded faces.”
“The director had long seen them walking over. Was his heart filled with fear?” “Director: Do you think I’m touched?”
Seeing the director, Nan Qiao knew that she’d really made a scene this time. She fiddled with the straw mat at the side and sat down without minding the dirt.
“Big Brother, I think this place is very suitable for everyone to rest together. Moreover, there’s food and drinks. I think it’s especially good. Let’s call everyone over.” Nan Qiao pinched the food prepared by the production team. She was really a little hungry.
“Alright, you rest here and I’ll call them over.” Xian Yu settled Nan Qiao down and turned to go back to look for the others.
“No, no, no. The two of you… Sigh, I’m really afraid of you. You can’t rest here.”
The director felt so dizzy. If they really lived here and ate, lived, and used their food, how could this show continue?
If this continued, his lifespan would be shortened by a few years.
“Now that you’re the one who doesn’t want us to live here, shouldn’t you arrange a place for us?” Xian Yu asked the director secretly with the camera turned away from him.
However, it was obvious that he raised his chin and his sly gaze was threatening.
No matter how angry the director was, he could only swallow his anger.
“Go out and turn left for about 500 meters before turning right. I have arrangements for you.”
The previous incident had already happened once, so the production team had specially made preparations in advance this time. At the very least, they had arranged a decent nest for them.
“Hehe, thank you.” Xian Yu received the answer he wanted and smiled familiarly, revealing a pair of cute canine teeth. His eyes were curved, making him look cute and handsome.
The production team: “I really have to hand it to you.”
In fact, they did not want to live with the production team. After all, this place was too small and it was not convenient. Xian Yu still knew what they wanted to film.
He was just using this to force the other party to submit.
However, for this noon, they still felt that they could rest in this dilapidated temple. They had to at least eat lunch first.
Nan Qiao stayed in the dilapidated temple to rest. Xian Yu went back and brought the others over.
When Nan Qiao looked around outside, she realized that the dilapidated temple really looked like a small ancient altar. It looked like it was made of stone. It was quite similar to the kind of altar gods and Bodhisattvas her grandfather often worshiped in her hometown.
Nan Qiao thought for a moment. Grandpa often said that it was always good to show respect to the gods. It should be fine for her to pray to them, right?
She took out the only wild fruit she had left and placed it in front of Altar God. Then, she placed her hands on her chest, closed her eyes, and bowed three times.
“I don’t ask for riches. Please protect my family and ensure that everything goes smoothly in their lives.”
Although doing this was a kind of feudal superstition, for some reason, everyone could not take their eyes off this scene.
The girl closed her eyes and made a wish to a dilapidated Bodhisattva. She was wearing a white transparent coat with a simple short-sleeved T-shirt under it. Her denim pants and sneakers looked simple.
Her hair was tied into a ponytail and stood up high. Her temperament was extraordinary, like a bamboo shoot that had just sprouted in the mountains.
Just as she was making a wish, a rustling breeze blew her hair in the forest, and her sleeves swayed slightly.
This was the scene Xian Yu saw when he returned. The noon sun seemed to coat his Little Sister’s body with a warm golden color, making her look sacred. She seemed to be a little fairy.
Hearing the commotion beside her, Nan Qiao looked back and smiled. “Big Brother!”
As soon as the few of them arrived at the dilapidated temple and saw the production team inside, they silently retreated without saying a word. However, their faces were already hurting from holding back their laughter. “How did you find the production team’s base camp?” Wang Yuyan could not help but laugh. She lowered her head so that no one could capture her smile, but her shoulders were twitching. It was very gratifying.
“Maybe we’re just too lucky,” Nan Qiao said with a smile.
For lunch, everyone ate relatively simply. They skewered the fish with sticks and roasted them. The group surrounded the fire and chatted and laughed.
The production team looked at their grilled fish and immediately felt that the rations in their hands were unappetizing.
Were these people attracting hatred?!
How hateful!
Why did it feel like these people were here for a vacation and they were here to suffer?
However, when the director thought of something, he immediately stopped being angry.
Their grilled fish didn’t have salt!
Let’s see how they can continue eating. Unflavored food is definitely not delicious.
With this thought, the director felt more balanced in his heart.
Although they did not bring any condiments with them, the production team had brought it themselves. If they were willing to exchange a few grilled fish for the condiments, he could consider it.
However, things didn’t go as he had expected, because just as the fish was about to be cooked, Nan Qiao took out a packet from her bag. The small packet was still wrapped in several layers, as if she was afraid that it would be wet. “Xiao Qiao, what are you carrying?”
“It’s salt, isn’t it?” Xiao Yu’s smile was as gentle as the spring breeze in early spring.
“Yeah.”
It was a small ball of white substance and wrapped very tightly. She did not put much salt on the fish, just a little on each side.
Liu Fang smelled the fish. “Oh, it smells much better.”
Director: Is she a walking bug?! Why does she have everything?
The fans were also discussing. They held their bowls and looked at their Big Brothers and Sisters eating so happily on the camera, feeling their appetites multiply.
“I’m dying of laughter. The production team screwed up.”
“Is Qiaoqiao’s backpack Doraemon’s pocket? Why does it have everything?”
“The production team is definitely doing this on purpose to support her. Why was she the only one carrying these things?”
“This was all scripted. Xian Yu must have spent so much money to let her debut.”
“Didn’t Little Sister say that she didn’t want to enter the entertainment industry? Are you jealous?”
Liao Xiao Tian complained carefully, “Why do you have everything?”
Although he had received the news in advance when he came here this time, he was not as meticulous as a girl. She’d even brought salt and towels.
“Of course it’s because the production team likes to cause trouble.”
Nan Qiao sighed and said, “This program is called Survival. Before I came, I felt that they would definitely throw us to some godforsaken island, so these things were prepared long ago.. Who knew that the first episode would let us eat, drink, and have fun…”