Chapter 202 - This is My Dream
Chapter 202: This is My Dream (Part one)
When Lin Chuxue and Zhou Zihao came to the second obstacle course, which were the 2-meter-high walls, she frowned.
Zhou Zihao walked up and bent down halfway and said, “Sister Xue, come, climb on my back.”
“It’s fine.” Lin Chuxue was determined. She took a look at Xu Cheng who had been watching her on the side. “It’s just two meters, I can climb over.”
She was 1.7-meter tall and would be about two meters if she were to lift up her hand. With just a light jump, she could grab onto the wall, so she didn’t need help from other people at all.
She backed up a few steps, and with a slight roar, she ran up with her slim arms swinging back and forth. With a step on the wall to push herself further up, she jumped and grabbed onto the edge of the wall, helping herself up and sliding down the other side. She looked at Xu Cheng again and gave a smug smile of satisfaction, as if she was asking for compliments.
Xu Cheng slightly smiled, and he just saw Lin Chuxue climbing over one after another. The two of them quickly pulled the lead over the other two groups.
Although slowly, the other two groups at least didn’t have anyone fall into the water as they moved past the first obstacle. Then, when they came to the wall, Yan Xian managed to climb over them with Zhao Yajing’s help, although with great difficulty. Those two groups were just about a minute behind Lin Chuxue’s group.
The last obstacle course was a bit tough. The wires were laid really low, so if someone were to be slightly fat, they wouldn’t be able to complete it.
Zhou Zihao said, “I will go in first, Sister Xue, you can follow me.”
Lin Chuxue nodded.
Zhou Zihao went first, and the other men quickly joined in as well. They all lied on the floor with their eyes to the sky as they nudged forward with their heels and shoulders. Under just 2 minutes, those three guys all successfully moved past and began cheering for their teammates.
At that moment, Xu Cheng couldn’t help but smile.
Lin Chuxue caught this smile, and at first she didn’t know why. But, only a few seconds after she got under the wires and began moving, she heard Liu Ziqi and Zhao Yajing yelling.
“Ahh, it hooked me…” Zhao Ziqi was almost about to cry. Her chest was too big and she actually wasn’t able to move past the wires.
Not only her, even Zhao Yajing’s chest was stopped by the wires.
Those three men were all dumbfounded, the camera men as well.
This… This was a bit awkward.
Lin Chuxue looked at them and then at herself; although her chest was pretty big, it was just enough to past below the wires, allowing her to pass through smoothly.
She then saw Xu Cheng’s smile and she really wanted to go up and stomp him on the feet. Only she could pass it but not the other two, didn’t that expose the fact that her chest wasn’t as big as the other two? Although the other two girls were embarrassed, she was pretty embarrassed as well.
Zhou Zihao saw Lin Chuxue in a daze under the barbed wire and he quickly called out, “Sister Xue, hurry up and come out! We need to move!” Lin Chuxue immediately responded and began moving again. But after getting out and climbing back up, she didn’t forget to give Xu Cheng a look.
Just you wait, I will settle this with you later, humph!
Yan Xian and Guo Hao stood there as their eyeballs were about to fall out. Zhao Yajing and Liu Ziqi’s chest just got them stuck in place and they couldn’t advance, and they were getting more and more nervous.
“Ah, Big Brother Xian, what should I do?”
Yan Xian: “Maybe push it down a bit and keep on moving.”
Zhao Yajing pushed her chest down a bit and tried again, but it was useless as she was still a bit over the top.
Chapter 202: This is My Dream (Part two)
Liu Ziqi directly climbed back out, took off her military jacket and left only her vest inside, intentionally showing off the asset(s) she was proud of. However, even with the jacket off, she couldn’t get past the wires.
Yan Xian and Guo Hao were like brothers on the same boat, and they facepalmed and couldn’t feel more hopeless.
At the end, Lin Chuxue and Zhou Zihao successfully led the police dog to find the stolen trophy and won the game. When she came back, Lin Chuxue ran towards Xu Cheng. “Have a taste of my Flying Fearless Kick of Britannia!”
As her leg flew at Xu Cheng, he could have dodged but he even stuck his butt out a bit for the kick to land on the soft spot.
Lin Chuxue face blushed and she said, “You… You did it on purpose, didn’t you?”
Xu Cheng said with a smug face, “What are you talking about?”
“You are still not confessing?!” Lin Chuxue was so embarrassed. “That wire net… They couldn’t get through it and only I did, doesn’t that show that my chest…”
Xu Cheng: “Who dares to say that you have a small chest? Is 36C still not enough?I think your true fans all know your basic stats, but as for why those two couldn’t get through, then there will be people analyzing it once the show airs.”
Lin Chuxue: “What do you mean?”
Xu Cheng smiled and said, “Can I not say?’
Lin Chuxue immediately became the ice cold princess she was.
Xu Cheng answered right away. “If they don’t have any problems, they could’ve gone through it. Come, let me teach you a physics lesson. When a woman lies down, no matter how majestic her chest is, it would collapse from gravity and her chest would be relatively flat for sure. But, did you notice that just now, their chests were still standing tall like mountains? Zhao Yajing even couldn’t get across when she tried to push her chest down. Actually, rather than saying she was pushing, you can also say that she was protecting them. You are pretty smart, you can guess why that is.”
Lin Chuxue first paused for a moment, and then her eyes stared wide open as she said, “You are saying… their chests are artificial?”
Xu Cheng just laughed. “I didn’t say that, but you are very smart.”
Lin Chuxue gave him a look. “So you arranged for me to win?”
“I obviously have to help my wife,” Xu Cheng responded.
“Humph.” Lin Chuxue rolled her eyes at him. “So, you also split the groups this way for me too?”
“Of course.” Xu Cheng said, “I got the more capable Zhao Yajing to accompany the injured Yan Xian to wear her out, then I got the incompetent Liu Ziqi to drag Guo Hao down, and finally, I had the young and energetic Zhou Zihao be your teammate and help you win. How about that? Are you feeling touched about the arrangement your boyfriend made for you? And you still came to kick me, ouch.” Xu Cheng then pretended to be hurt.
“Then I will massage it for you?” Lin Chuxue felt like she wronged him and said softly.
The shameless Xu Cheng turned his a$$ to her and said, “Then how about a massage now?”
“Go die.” Lin Chuxue pushed him. Then, she suddenly remembered something and asked, “Wait a second, I never told anyone I’m 36C, how… How did you know?”
“Uh… That’s because…” Xu Cheng felt like he talked too much just now and Lin Chuxue actually caught on to something.
“I…” Xu Cheng decided to try to lie his way out first. “I’m your man, and I knew you since childhood. How can I not know how much meat you have and how heavy you are?”
Lin Chuxue looked at him from the corner of her eyes. “Why do you talk like you’ve seen me naked or something.”
Xu Cheng: “That is my dream.”
Lin Chuxue: “Please disappear.”