Chapter 145: Female Patron, Please Dont Be Nervous!
Chapter 145: Female Patron, Please Dont Be Nervous!
“The sky above your head, covered in a river of stars?”
Lin Langyue stared at him.
This man’s arrogance simply exceeded her imagination.
She had seen a lot of powerful people who were full of natural luck. Including the Emperor-level expert Yi Qinglan, they were all just searching for the Heavenly Dao.
But Li Ran said that he was the Heavenly Dao?
If this news got out, it would probably make people burst out in laughter. They would say that this kid was arrogant and ignorant.
But for some unknown reason, she could not laugh.
In her mind appeared that enormous manifestation that could penetrate heaven and earth.
The giant that blossomed with golden light, the dragon elephant beneath him, and the vast starry sky behind him.
Wasn’t the sky above him covered in a river of stars?
What path could it be to figure out such a majestic manifestation?
Li Ran said that he was the Heavenly Dao. It didn’t seem like he was talking nonsense, but he was walking in that direction.
“If he is the Heavenly Dao, the moon is naturally in his palm?”
Lin Langyue was flustered.
If such a day came in the future, would she let the other party play with her?
At that moment, she recalled what Li Ran had said in Qingzhou.
The moon in the sky, right? See how I can break you apart and crush you!
Lin Langyue’s face turned red as she covered her heart with her hand. She frowned.
It’s over. Her Dao Heart was in complete chaos…
Li Ran didn’t expect his words to affect her so much.
He stretched his shoulders and said, “Fairy Lin’s massage technique still needs improving. But it doesn’t matter. What we don’t lack the most right now is time.”
“……”
Lin Langyue snapped back to her senses and turned away in embarrassment. “Why would I need to improve my massage technique? I-I’m not a tool to please you!”
Li Ran rubbed his chin and pretended to be serious. “You’re right. But in this secret chamber, besides pleasing me, you seem to have nothing else to do, right?”
Lin Langyue thought about it and realized that this was the case.
Daoism here was isolated and couldn’t even be cultivated. There was nothing to do.
“Then we can also chat. So why use the word ‘please’?” Lin Langyue whispered.
“It’s just a joke,” Li Ran sighed. “Although we don’t have the same pillow, we have the same acupoint. It’s fate.”
“Don’t live on the same pillow and die on the same acupoint?”
Lin Langyue clutched at the hem of her clothes. She was in a strange mood.
At that moment, Li Ran smiled and said, “Do you think that if the descendants discover this secret chamber and find our bodies, they will think that we are a dao partner?”
“A Righteous Fairy and a Devil Sect’s Sheng Zi. Because the Righteous and Devil cannot be together, they are willing to die for love? That’s touching.”
Li Ran was teasing her.
In a few days, the Buddha qi would be entirely stored. Then, with the Buddha’s bone in hand, the restriction would be released in minutes.
The food he had brought with him was enough for the next few days.
Lin Langyue blushed and stammered, “Who, who is your dao partner? And to even sacrifice her life?!“
The focus was not to starve to death but to die in love…
Li Ran shrugged. “You can imagine the scene yourself.”
Lin Langyue couldn’t help but lower her head.
It was indeed like martyrdom…
“Master, I’ve let you down. Not only did I massage a man, but I am also dying with him.” Lin Langyue pressed her palms together and confessed.
Pfft…
Li Ran couldn’t help but laugh.
He didn’t expect her to have such an adorable side.
Lin Langyue finished her confession and sighed when she saw the messy white clothes on her body.
As a Nascent Soul, although her qi was forbidden, her body was still spotless.
Her sweat didn’t contain any dirt. So the food that she ate would also be refined automatically.
But her clothes were filthy.
It was an excruciating thing for her, who had always loved cleanliness.
However, she had always used her qi to keep her clothes clean and tidy, so she had no choice but to endure it.
Li Ran noticed this and smiled. “Are your clothes dirty?”
Lin Langyue nodded. “It cannot be helped. The conditions are limited. It’s best to endure it!”
Just as she finished speaking, a set of white robes smashed into her arms.
Lin Langyue was taken aback. “This is…”
Li Ran said casually, “I haven’t worn those new clothes yet. You can change if you don’t mind.”
“Of course not!” Lin Langyue was a little excited, but she thought of something and asked cautiously, “How long do I have to massage your outfit?”
Li Ran said with a pleasing smile, “Look at how scared you are. I gave you the clothes for free.”
There were only the two of them here. The other party was dressed clean, so she felt a little more comfortable.
“Really?” Lin Langyue smiled and ran up the stairs.
She stopped halfway and said with a red face, “Then you’re not allowed to peek…”
Li Ran retorted, “Don’t worry, have I never seen these things before? To peek at you?”
“Okay.”
Lin Langyue ran up the steps and went to the entrance of the cave-dwelling to change.
After a while, the sound of footsteps could be heard. Lin Langyue looked into the room.
Li Ran smiled. “Why are you acting like a gopher? Why didn’t you come in?”
“I…” Lin Langyue hesitated and walked out bashfully.
One could only see that she was wearing a wide robe with one hand tightly clenching her collar. For some reason, her pants had become shorter, revealing her long and round legs.
Her pretty face was flushed, and her black and white eyes were somewhat flustered.
Like a shy little white flower.
Li Ran looked at her in a daze.
“The clothes I gave you… is it that short?”
Lin Langyue tried her best to block her legs and said awkwardly, “Your clothes are too big and don’t fit well. I just wanted to cut my pants shorter, but I accidentally tore off too many of them…”
Li Ran’s throat moved, and he sighed. “You’re testing my willpower!”
Lin Langyue was embarrassed. “Can you lend me another set of clothes?”
“I don’t have it either,” he said helplessly.
After so many ‘battles,’ the sets of clothes had been changed several times, and the one given to her was the last set.
“Forget it, just dress like this. There are no outsiders here anyway,” Li Ran said.
Lin Langyue bit her lip and glanced at him faintly.
Are you not an outsider…
But at this point, she had no choice but to squat down in the corner and wrap herself in clothes.
He only exposed his head outside.
Li Ran looked at her pitiful appearance and felt a little amused.
“Patron, please don’t be nervous. This Poor Monk can be considered an accomplished monk. In this Poor Monk’s eyes, you are only a red-pink skeleton.”
Lin Langyue blushed. “I don’t believe you!”
He clearly said he was going to break her into pieces…
Even a monk knows beauty!