1764 The bent Osmanthus in the Moon Palace (17)
On earth, the distance and range of spraying a mouthful of water out was very limited. If it was sprayed into a mist instead of a pillar, it was the limit to spray about two meters. However, this was the Moon Palace, which had low gravity. With the same amount of force, and the fact that the density of alcohol was lower than water, the mist could be sprayed further and wider.
Zhang Zian wasn’t sure if the alcohol purity of the thousand-year osmanthus wine was enough to support the burning, so he could only take the risk and try it. However, he estimated that it was about the same. After all, the concentrated osmanthus wine was the essence. If the thousand-year osmanthus wine was not good enough, then the remaining 100-year or 5-year osmanthus wine would be even worse.
When the wine first entered his mouth, he was already mentally prepared for the spiciness in his mouth. However, he did not expect that such a high-purity wine did not feel any discomfort after entering his mouth. Instead, it was as mellow and long as the legendary bejeweled nectar, with a refreshing fragrance. He clearly did not want to drink it, but the wine slid down his throat like an overly smooth silk. He could only try his best to lower his head and block his throat. Otherwise, he would be drunk on the spot after swallowing this big mouthful of wine.
He didn’t have to wait too long before Chang ‘e appeared just as he had expected. She didn’t realize that this was a trap that he had set up on the spot, and she fell into it without any hesitation.
Of course, if the wine in his mouth couldn’t be lit by the lighter in the end, he would be too smart for his own good and set a trap for himself.
Fortunately, he won the bet.
The sudden appearance of the fire Dragon was scorching and bright, dispersing the cold mist nearby and illuminating the entire wine cellar.
The elves who had been intoxicated by the wine were awoken by the fire Dragon and Chang ‘e’s shrieks. They saw Chang’ e hanging upside down from the beam, her entire body covered in flames. Her face was burned like a Sadako who had just crawled out of a stove in a village. The White beards on both sides of her cheeks had been wiped clean, and her hair was also on fire.
Alcohol wasn’t as scary as gasoline, and it wasn’t pure either. The fire caused more psychological damage to Chang ‘e than the physical damage. After all, many people’s faces were splashed with liquid such as rain, but very few people had fire on their faces.
The flames of alcohol were very gentle, not as violent as gasoline. The orange flames slowly spread across Chang ‘e’s body, but they were still flames.
Chang ‘e fell from the roof beam like a fireball, and she rolled into the damp, cold mist while wailing. She put out the fire and crawled out of the wine cellar. In addition to the rich aroma of wine, there was also the faint smell of expired roast meat, which had a sour odor.
“Meow my a * s! That old hag who was pretending to be a ghost! I’ll catch up to her and beat her up!” Vladimir was annoyed by her repeated scaring and wanted to chase after her.
Chang ‘e’s body reeked of roasted meat, osmanthus wine, and burnt clothes, making it difficult for her to hide.
“Don’t worry, we’ll chase them together. It’s better not to split up. ” Zhang Zian advised.
He took his phone and took two steps forward. Suddenly, he held onto the wall and stopped.
“That B * tch has already run far away. What are you acting again?” Fina said in dissatisfaction.
Zhang Zian wasn’t acting. He put the osmanthus wine in his mouth, and even though he quickly spat it out, some of the wine still remained in his mouth and flowed down his throat. It was just a little bit of wine, but it made him a little dizzy and warm.
What a powerful wine.
He was secretly scared. If he had really drunk a mouthful, he would definitely have fallen asleep.
He patted his face, took a few deep breaths, and sobered up a little. Then he called the Elfins to leave.
“Luan ‘er! You guys can go … I won’t go … I want to drink wine … Hehe, osmanthus wine … Good …”
After a while, the wine monkey jumped into the wooden barrel of the hundred-year osmanthus wine. It was like taking a bath in the wine. It could drink the wine as soon as it opened its mouth. It burped in a drunken haze. This was like heaven to it.
Zhang Zian looked at it and felt that it would be useless to bring it along. It was better to leave it here and think about it after finding the Jade Rabbit.
Leaving the wine monkey in the wine cellar, he and the elves left the wine cellar and returned to the main hall of Guanghan Palace.
Chang ‘e was no longer able to launch sneak attacks, and the elves could detect her scent from far away, so she was much less of a threat.
“Where did she go?” He asked.
The elves pointed in the same direction in the darkness, but that was not the way they came from, but the way deeper into the palace.
Whether it was a human or a beast, when they were injured and couldn’t go to the hospital, they would instinctively escape to a place that they felt was safe. Chang ‘e was probably the same.
He made a hand gesture and continued to use his mobile phones to light up the place. Everyone followed her scent and chased after her.
He had been considering whether he should keep another mouthful of the thousand-year-old osmanthus wine in his mouth, so that he could burn Chang ‘e to death if he ran into her again. However, he was also thinking that the wine from the first mouthful had already made him dizzy, and he didn’t know how long he would have to keep it in his mouth for. If he accidentally swallowed it, he would be in trouble.
“Kaka! I have a telepathic feeling that you’re thinking about perverted things. Have you awakened some strange attribute?” Seeing that the crisis was temporarily averted, Richard mumbled under his hood.
He didn’t pay attention to it, but the more he argued with it, the more excited it became.
He had also considered putting some wine in a container and bringing it with him … First of all, he did not have a suitable container on hand, and second, it would be too late to open the container and drink if he really encountered danger.
“Meow meow meow! You stinky man, the fire you spat just now looked like a hobo performing on the street. Why don’t you change your profession in the future?” Snowy Lionet sneered.
Zhang Zian was about to explain to it that professions didn’t matter. If it could meet a fair, rich, and beautiful woman, it would be good to perform on the street … At this moment, the road ahead came to an end, and there was another door. The door was slightly ajar, and Chang ‘e’s scent disappeared into the door.
“Could it be a trap?” Fina whispered.
It was unlikely that Zhang Zian would think it was a trap. It was difficult to set a trap in a situation of panic, especially since Chang ‘e didn’t seem to be the kind of person who was extremely scheming. After all, trickery needed to be practiced often. Who would she practice with in the Moon Palace? All skills were useless when used, and the same was true for scheming. It was endless fun to fight with others.
Even so, he had to be on guard.
He motioned for the Elfins to be on guard, and he leaned to the side of the door and gently pushed it open.
After waiting for a while, there didn’t seem to be any danger. He stuck his head out and looked into the door.
He saw Jade rabbits, many, many Jade rabbits.
Was this a F * cking Jade Rabbit farm?