Chapter 54 – First Kiss
“Mom already went into the bathroom, you can leave now!”
Xiao Qin opened the door halfway and told me through the crack of the door.
I grabbed the bag and shouldered it, because I was too nervous, I made too much noise and scared myself.
I carefully walked to the door trembling with trepidation, yet Xiao Qin blocked the door and didn’t let me pass.
I gave her a look to tell her to get out of the way.
Xiao Qin’s expression looked both nervous and excited, she said to me with a quivering voice:
“K-kiss me, then I’ll let you go!”
I opened my mouth wide and was speechless.
You’re a girl, yet you’re posing in the same way as those hoodlums when they mug people, are you demanding a kiss as the toll fee?
I made a posture like I was going to charge through, but Xiao Qin made a very determined look, opened her arms and didn’t let me pass.
Although Auntie Ren went to take a shower, she can still come out at any time. I want to get this over as quickly as possible.
I could only bargain with Xiao Qin.
“Can I kiss the forehead?”
Based on our heights, kissing her head took the least effort.
“No way! Kissing the forehead could still be seen as friendship…this is a hard to come by opportunity, I-I don’t want to be friend zoned!”
What friend zone! You’re a completely unreasonable, sinister and cunning fellow, in what way are you qualified to be my friend? Even the old Little Tyrant was more qualified than you!
“Then…how about the cheeks?”
I couldn’t help but take one step back.
Xiao Qin looked down and thought for a while, then decidedly said:
“No! Kissing the cheeks only represents liking me at best, that degree still isn’t enough!”
Liking you isn’t enough? How greedy are you! Also, I don’t even like you! Even if I was forced to kiss your face, I would have a painful expression, like I was kissing arsenic!
“It has to be the lips! Only kissing the lips means love!”
Xiao Qin stated her final condition, then nervously raised her neck and looked forward to my response.
I calmly analyzed the current situation and found that I was disadvantageous in all aspects, I had to compromise.
Damn it! It’s just a kiss! Anyways, I won’t lose anything by kissing a girl!
It seems like she got the answer from the determination within my eyes, Xiao Qin tiptoed, closed her eyes and waited for my kiss.
Her long eyelashes were fluttering, her cheeks flushed, her light pink lips were slightly perked, a seductive and charming appearance.
Her posture was perfect, was this learned from the countless shoujo manga she read?
The smell of hormones seemed to be floating in the air.
I didn’t move for a long time, I just felt that my body was hot and my mouth was dry (it’s all because of the AC).
Xiao Qin waited for a while standing on her tippytoes. At this time, she opened her eyes, blinked at me and then closed them again.
Although she didn’t say anything to urge me, it gave me even more pressure.
What are you being timid for? The girl doesn’t even care, what are you afraid of? Xiao Qin’s lips aren’t poisonous, can’t you just pretend you’re giving her artificial respiration?
I despised my current self.
I was never even afraid of the hoodlum’s knives, why am I lacking courage here?
It’s because of my timidness that I’m getting played with by Ren XiaoQin!
I steeled myself.
I reached out onto Xiao Qin’s waist, pulled her into my embrace and kissed her without warning!
Mouth to mouth, it wasn’t gentle at all, it was a very brutal kissing style, as if the other party was my enemy.
Xiao Qin was so startled that she almost forgot how to breathe, she opened her eyes wide and looked at my face from a close distance.
My face was completely that of an aggressor, there was no love, only possessiveness and forcefulness.
Her lashes brushed across my cheeks, it was itchy.
I kind of wanted to laugh, but I couldn’t.
If I laughed, my painstaking efforts of creating a brutish mood would be ruined.
Having said that, a girl’s lips are really soft!
Before I kissed her, I wouldn’t be able to believe that such a soft thing existed on Earth.
It was soft, gentle, and fragrant.
Although there wasn’t any “electric shock” that is described in some literary works, it just felt good, was cool and resembled a refreshing food.
I treated Xiao Qin’s lips as roughly as I treat food.
I also exerted strength with the arm that was hugging her waist and caused her body to stick tightly to mine, I bet that it’ll be difficult for her to breathe now.
Hmph, this way, it won’t be a mutual kiss, but a forced kiss, eh?
I admired Xiao Qin’s astonished expression.
It was like I was a cat that she raised since a young age but suddenly became a fierce tiger.
I kissed her firmly and refused to let go, I won’t stop until she feels disgusted and pushes me away.
Not good, I kissed too hard and I think I swallowed some of Xiao Qin’s saliva.
A peppermint taste, did she chew some gum beforehand?
Excluding the taste of peppermint, there was a faintly discernible sour taste.
In order to aid digestion, saliva is acidic, isn’t it normal to carry a hint of sourness?
However, it’s just saliva, yet why do I feel that Xiao Qin’s saliva isn’t as sour as mine?
If the two were contrasted, wouldn’t hers become sweet?
I felt utter despair for me, who was sucking a female classmate’s saliva while analyzing whether it was sour or sweet.
What was even more unacceptable was that Xiao Qin recovered from her initial astonishment and began to enjoy my beast-like kiss.
She closed her eyes again and responded by moving her lips.
Because she wasn’t tall enough, she tiptoed to the point where her legs went soft.
Because our face was too close, I couldn’t see the details of her expression, I could only tell that she was blushing and was at my mercy.
At this distance, I could see the entire arc of her neck, it was elegant and clean like a swan.
My brutal assault was in danger of failing.
Not only did it not make Xiao Qin feel disgusted, it might even create the misperception that I like her.
For now, the only thing I could do other than stop the kiss and concede, was act even more like a brute.
I have to stick my tongue in.
This happens often in H manga, many pure girls would turn pale at the strange uncle’s tongue kiss and may even choke and cough.
Xiao Qin’s mouth was small, her tongue was as well, if I did that, it would be very painful, right?
Based on Einstein’s theory of relativity, if I think that your saliva is sweet, you must think that my saliva is bitter, right?
If I stuffed my big and bitter tongue in your small mouth, you would definitely spit it out in disgust, right?
Then you’ll hate me, right? You won’t bother me anymore, right? Can I escape to freedom with brother Optimus Prime and comrades?
Just do it.
I bound Xiao Qin’s waist very fiercely, raised my other hand and pinched her cheek.
Her face is also so soft and smooth, the pore density for females are completely different from that of males.
I still had a wound on my thumb that still hasn’t recovered from the fight a couple days ago, after getting rubbed by my rough fingers, Xiao Qin’s lashes quivered, it seemed like it hurt.
You can’t even stand this? The worst has yet to come!
With a little force, Xiao Qin’s soft face slightly deformed under my hands.
Xiao Qin’s eyes were still closed and still had no idea what I was about to do.
I suddenly stuck out my tongue and easily broke through her first line of defense.
I simultaneously increased my grip strength and Xiao Qin couldn’t help but open her jaw.
My thick tongue was instantly crammed into the deepest parts!
Xiao Qin’s complexion became deathly white, her eyes were opened wide and she made a whimpering sound.
Looking at her terrified expression, she definitely didn’t like what I did.
I didn’t really feel anything special, I just felt that Xiao Qin’s oral cavity was wet and slippery.
Her tongue was trying to avoid contact with me, but her mouth was too small, so there was nowhere to evade to.
I quickly pressed her tongue under mine and continued to explore around.
I felt that I almost touched her little tongue in her throat.
We learned in biology class that this little tongue was called the uvula, on an ancient book there was a better sounding name, the “Larynx Flower”.
I think its main purpose was to prevent food from flowing back into the nasal cavity when swallowing.
Another use is if you accidentally ate something poisonous, you can try to use your fingers to knock the little tongue to induce vomiting.
If I touched it, she definitely won’t be happy, right? The feeling of wanting to vomit is a physiological reaction that no one can go against!
In this state, Xiao Qin obviously couldn’t say anything, in order to resist her vomit reactions she already started crying.
She was embarrassed and anxious, she didn’t understand why she received such treatment.
She finally started to resist, she pressed her two hands against my chest and push herself out of my arms.
As soon as she left my embrace, she lost all of the strength in her body and fell on her legs.
Her breathing was rushed, and her chest constantly rose up and down, her face was red to the point where it could start steaming.
“H-how could this…”
After a long time, she finally said while gasping for breath.
“This was my first kiss~~~ It was my first kiss yet Ye Lin classmate already stuffed his tongue in~~~~~”
I looked down at her and had no intention of reflecting.
When Xiao Qin sneaked a look up at me, I deliberately stuck out my tongue and licked the corners of my mouth, showing an extremely greedy expression.
“Hmph, wasn’t this the toll fee? Are you regretting it?”
With my reminder, Xiao Qin had a look of “Ah, I accidentally forgot”.
Soon after, she lowered her head, like she was the one who did something wrong.
She finally muttered to me:
“If Ye Lin classmate likes to kiss me so much, I’ll let you kiss me as much as you want in the future, but currently I’m not prepared yet…”
Hmph, you won’t be prepared in the future either, your mouth is so small, if I touch the Larynx Flower with my tongue, you won’t be able to help it and want to vomit.
This is a conditioned reflex, it was a theory that Pavlov proved by experimenting with hundreds of dogs, it’s the same as the knee reflex, it can’t be suppressed by willpower!
Understanding that demanding for a fee can only end in such a way, will Xiao Qin exercise more restraint in the future?
But it had nothing to do with me anymore, as long as I didn’t forget to take away the cardboard box with brother Optimus Prime, I won’t have anything to do with Xiao Qin anymore.
I was just about to turn to get the box, but Xiao Qin pulled my hand from behind.
“Ye Lin classmate, quickly go now, my slow-going mom should be coming out now!”